Gracie
@gracieritt.bsky.social
Actress for hire: www.gracierittenberg.com
Literary agent: www.rittlit.com
Person who has opinions on bagels and pizza
Literary agent: www.rittlit.com
Person who has opinions on bagels and pizza
Black Friday is a great time to go on an unsubscribing spree
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Black Friday is a great time to go on an unsubscribing spree
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This is an actual attempt at democratic deliberation within an organization where members will weigh in. And that's actually a good thing.
While this all looks and feels very messy for NYC-DSA, it certainly beats the current system where almost everything is done behind closed doors at the behest of consultants & the only choice Democratic voters are given are to either get in line or zone the fuck out.
hellgatenyc.com/will-nyc-dsa...
hellgatenyc.com/will-nyc-dsa...
Will NYC-DSA Back Chi Ossé?
It's primary mania in NYC! And other links to start your day.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is an actual attempt at democratic deliberation within an organization where members will weigh in. And that's actually a good thing.
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"Ralph Finnes is the Charmeleon to Tom Blyth's Charmander and Donald Sutherland's Charizard" is a sentence I can say that makes sense
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Ralph Finnes is the Charmeleon to Tom Blyth's Charmander and Donald Sutherland's Charizard" is a sentence I can say that makes sense
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
Drank much more than everyone else at the group tasting for the wedding caterer. Do they know this is free
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Drank much more than everyone else at the group tasting for the wedding caterer. Do they know this is free
My sister who lives on the west coast finally encountered an intactivist. I'm surprised it took her four years
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My sister who lives on the west coast finally encountered an intactivist. I'm surprised it took her four years
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I SAID "WAS"!
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I SAID "WAS"!
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If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
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Her ability to hate only got sharper as she aged, which makes her at 87, the most brutal scalpel there ever was. She's an inspiration. If only we could all live so long and hate so well
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Her ability to hate only got sharper as she aged, which makes her at 87, the most brutal scalpel there ever was. She's an inspiration. If only we could all live so long and hate so well
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
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St. Peter, yesterday:
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
St. Peter, yesterday:
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whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
And a happy Zohran Mamdani to you as well
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
And a happy Zohran Mamdani to you as well
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Welcome to Woke 2 motherfucker
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Welcome to Woke 2 motherfucker
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On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
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Zoomer Mamdani Canvasser Doesn’t Recognize Fabled “Aunt Dan and Lemon” Playwright
November 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Zoomer Mamdani Canvasser Doesn’t Recognize Fabled “Aunt Dan and Lemon” Playwright
Wallace Shawn has a pretty amazing career because each decade he has one or two roles that everyone recognizes him from, but he mainly does commercial projects to write his weird plays. Go read The Fever! See the one that's off Broadway right now! There are always amazing Wally projects
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Wallace Shawn has a pretty amazing career because each decade he has one or two roles that everyone recognizes him from, but he mainly does commercial projects to write his weird plays. Go read The Fever! See the one that's off Broadway right now! There are always amazing Wally projects
*after the eighteenth time a character in Frankenstein is in the cruciform pose* Oh I get it. This is about being cancelled
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
*after the eighteenth time a character in Frankenstein is in the cruciform pose* Oh I get it. This is about being cancelled
I would make the same face if Mandy Patinkin was complimenting me
@zohrankmamdani is a deeply thoughtful human being and we think he would make the best NYC mayor imaginable. We feel this as New Yorkers, as Jews and as human beings who are desperate for kindness, compassion and empathy to be represented in our politics.
GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp
GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I would make the same face if Mandy Patinkin was complimenting me
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“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”
No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”
No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
New York’s hottest club is the Zohran rally in Forest Hills! This club has everything: Union speakers, booing Cuomo, and Hasan Piker
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
New York’s hottest club is the Zohran rally in Forest Hills! This club has everything: Union speakers, booing Cuomo, and Hasan Piker
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free