"we're gonna go to a live podcast taping" what is yuour fucking problem
January 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"we're gonna go to a live podcast taping" what is yuour fucking problem
if plutocracy is grindcore, why is it easy to listen to?
January 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
if plutocracy is grindcore, why is it easy to listen to?
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
guy who slips the DJ a $20 bill so he'll play darude - sandstorm and he can windmill breakdance every single time you go out right before getting in line for a cashless bar: hold on guys, i gotta hit an ATM real quick
December 19, 2024 at 5:48 PM
guy who slips the DJ a $20 bill so he'll play darude - sandstorm and he can windmill breakdance every single time you go out right before getting in line for a cashless bar: hold on guys, i gotta hit an ATM real quick
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*neurodivergent worm voice* Im Huperfixated On The Phrase “A Grunting Uncle” rn ^_^
September 23, 2023 at 6:08 PM
*neurodivergent worm voice* Im Huperfixated On The Phrase “A Grunting Uncle” rn ^_^
theyre drawing and quartering him. theyre drawing and quartering mr beast and youre laughing.
December 12, 2024 at 8:18 PM
theyre drawing and quartering him. theyre drawing and quartering mr beast and youre laughing.
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(cooking video made for rage bait) And now I'm going to put in thirty sticks, of butter
Snarky chef (squinting, 2 inch from camera) More like thirty sticks of what the fuck are you doing.
Snarky chef (squinting, 2 inch from camera) More like thirty sticks of what the fuck are you doing.
December 10, 2024 at 9:09 PM
(cooking video made for rage bait) And now I'm going to put in thirty sticks, of butter
Snarky chef (squinting, 2 inch from camera) More like thirty sticks of what the fuck are you doing.
Snarky chef (squinting, 2 inch from camera) More like thirty sticks of what the fuck are you doing.
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Willem Dafoe speaking truth in this interview with @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social www.vulture.com/article/will...
December 5, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Willem Dafoe speaking truth in this interview with @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social www.vulture.com/article/will...
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it's fucked that we're debating the civil rights of transgender people while that guy who was cooking shrimp in airplane bathrooms for tiktok walks free
December 4, 2024 at 5:38 PM
it's fucked that we're debating the civil rights of transgender people while that guy who was cooking shrimp in airplane bathrooms for tiktok walks free
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worth reading this if only to observe that every one of these guys is a fucking loser www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
Revealed: the Operators Behind Four Major Neo-Nazi X Accounts
Anonymity has long been a tactic used by extremists to spread their ideology while avoiding social consequences, from Klansmen hoods to online pseudonyms.
www.texasobserver.org
December 4, 2024 at 2:50 PM
worth reading this if only to observe that every one of these guys is a fucking loser www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...
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shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays
December 1, 2024 at 1:17 AM
shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays
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I'm in the home stretch. I'm almost to 2025. Then it's just another year to 2026. A few more to 2030. Make my way to 2040, 2050. It's almost over. I'm almost at the finish line. My life is almost over.
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I'm in the home stretch. I'm almost to 2025. Then it's just another year to 2026. A few more to 2030. Make my way to 2040, 2050. It's almost over. I'm almost at the finish line. My life is almost over.
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
Kakarot hurry! HURRY, Kakarot! They are going to jerry the PRINCE of SAIYANS!
November 25, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Kakarot hurry! HURRY, Kakarot! They are going to jerry the PRINCE of SAIYANS!
*tagabow voice* They Are "Jerrying" My Fucking Ass
November 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
*tagabow voice* They Are "Jerrying" My Fucking Ass
you guys will be like "you can post jokes on here" and then dont do it
November 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
you guys will be like "you can post jokes on here" and then dont do it
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
What js his solution to that
February 7, 2024 at 10:24 PM
What js his solution to that
No more bass lessons kid. I was having oral sex with your mom lasy noght and she sucked all my fucking toan out 😒
January 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM
No more bass lessons kid. I was having oral sex with your mom lasy noght and she sucked all my fucking toan out 😒
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These throwable fire extinguishers seem like a real-life example of xkcd.com/937 — they have really good reviews from everyone except the few people who tried using them to put out fires
January 6, 2024 at 6:40 PM
These throwable fire extinguishers seem like a real-life example of xkcd.com/937 — they have really good reviews from everyone except the few people who tried using them to put out fires
Having a bev king moment (drinking water and a latte)
November 17, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Having a bev king moment (drinking water and a latte)
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"we dont need gifs on bluesky" just say you hate me. just say you want me to get hit by a bus. just say you would throw me down a well if you could
September 25, 2023 at 2:57 PM
"we dont need gifs on bluesky" just say you hate me. just say you want me to get hit by a bus. just say you would throw me down a well if you could
*neurodivergent worm voice* Im Huperfixated On The Phrase “A Grunting Uncle” rn ^_^
September 23, 2023 at 6:08 PM
*neurodivergent worm voice* Im Huperfixated On The Phrase “A Grunting Uncle” rn ^_^
BUZZING fall river, MA Rapper LMB DoodieLetItBang Says He Doesn’T Mind Having A Gay Security Guard ❗️ ❗️
September 19, 2023 at 4:45 PM
BUZZING fall river, MA Rapper LMB DoodieLetItBang Says He Doesn’T Mind Having A Gay Security Guard ❗️ ❗️
“SHE HAD AN ASS like a dumpster…huge…oddly angular…had a bunch of flies buzzing around it…smelled horrible on a hot day…and i liked getting blown while my face was in it” - youre dad’s new book
September 18, 2023 at 8:17 PM
“SHE HAD AN ASS like a dumpster…huge…oddly angular…had a bunch of flies buzzing around it…smelled horrible on a hot day…and i liked getting blown while my face was in it” - youre dad’s new book