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Live footage of the Jeffries endorsement
a cartoon cat is sitting on a pillow with the words `` ugh fine '' written next to it .
ALT: a cartoon cat is sitting on a pillow with the words `` ugh fine '' written next to it .
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As a UVa. Football fan I am unsure how to process a 3 TD lead
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh god. It one of THESE skeets. Ugh.
The Nuzzi piece is an excellent realtime test of whether Bluesky can recognise an ironic writing style.
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat

looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Democrats suck at controlling the narrative these days, but the focus here should be on Schumer for failed leadership and the 7 Democrats (and one pretender) who threw everyone else under the bus.
this really is the crux of the problem, i think. americans are drowning in scams from the scam party and his scam president, and now they just got scammed by the senate democrats, and right after turning out to vote for democrats in record numbers
12) With the way the CR/minibus fight ended, real doubts about whether the Dems are smart... at least their leadership. Republicans negotiated good cop, bad cop, crazy cop.

What was the Dem ldrship negotiating strategy? Pretend to be one way to the public and another in private. Not good.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Gotta target the starting QB with a late hit to win huh? Still got a chance to win the ACC. Wahoowa.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Maybe I’m reading too much into this but the timing makes it feel like Trump is trying to win points with Boomer/Gen X New Yorkers in the aftermath of the elections
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
On the latest episode of “Why I Hate It Here”
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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NY Post?
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Disney / YouTube TV dispute is forcing me to watch CNN as my background noise channel and JFC it is crushing my soul.
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
FFS George Soros is 95 years old the only thing he’s collecting is are catheters and liver spots.
They are all freaking out about this post, such a funhouse reality over there
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Breathless centrist bullshit from Katie Godowski. These are the people who want the the left to fail. They want Democrats to fail.

They keep insisting that since the right has been winning elections by appealing to the right instead of centrists that Democrats appealing to the left is failure.
Mamdani’s Rise Completely Obliterates Democrats’ Pitch to Anti-Trump Swing Voters That They’re the Adults in the Room
At a moment when so many Americans just want an off-ramp from hyper-polarization and economic uncertainty, Mamdani represents not a solution but an escalation.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Everytime I see something like this the first thing that comes to mind is Mr. Show
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November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I used to be a huge baseball fan as a kid. I scored my video game seasons obsessively (Shout out RBI ‘94) and did the same for my HS team. I grew up a Yankees fan, with Don Mattingly posters on the wall, living through 80s agony and 90s joy.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wow. Just … wow …
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m. Not. Going to survive the season.

Wahoowa! 8-1 😅
My cardiologist is going to make bank off me this season. I can’t take much more of this.
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Black cats for Halloween 🐈‍⬛🎃
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Well that’s the end of YouTube TV
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh dear Jesus it’s finally over
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Organ player hammering out Neverending Story is a touch of brilliance there
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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When this game started, this was Vlad Jr.
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
You can literally hear the “how in the fuck is this game not over” in Joe’s voice
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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if you love baseball you'll love my new sport, long shitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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lol what the wealthy today don't seem to understand is part of staying wealthy in society is not pissing off the masses.

There's a reason why Carnegie and the Rockefellers poured money into institutions. Gutting institutions and making it harder for the masses to survive is a...choice.
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM