Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
Birds are the best; cats and dogs I detest! That one autistic guy from Minnesota. Rumor also has it that I like to collect vinyl. NSFW (explicit photos are always labeled and filtered!). They/he. xx
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Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
· Jul 15
“Champion, how do we defeat the Lich King?”
“Post thirst traps”
“Post thirst traps”
I just made this chip-in Eagle by sheer luck (and the smarts and strategies when I was 13-years-old) and I shit my pants. Sometimes being drunk has its positive quirks.
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I just made this chip-in Eagle by sheer luck (and the smarts and strategies when I was 13-years-old) and I shit my pants. Sometimes being drunk has its positive quirks.
Going to use my time while dr*nking to provide commentary on a dear subject of mine: As someone who has an extreme knack for golf video games (especially not by EA Sports or Nintendo), this game has been super therapeutic for me! This particular genre has been in a massive drought for over a decade
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Going to use my time while dr*nking to provide commentary on a dear subject of mine: As someone who has an extreme knack for golf video games (especially not by EA Sports or Nintendo), this game has been super therapeutic for me! This particular genre has been in a massive drought for over a decade
Tonight will be the last night I’m having alcohol before yet *another* tattoo appointment next week, but I’d like to remind exclusively the gays that this is the best canned wine of all-time (and it’s really cheap). I usually detest any kind of white wine!
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Tonight will be the last night I’m having alcohol before yet *another* tattoo appointment next week, but I’d like to remind exclusively the gays that this is the best canned wine of all-time (and it’s really cheap). I usually detest any kind of white wine!
Hypotonic red blood cells before they’re about to explode:
water really is THAT bitch
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Hypotonic red blood cells before they’re about to explode:
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Congratulations: You’ve collected enough Thirst points to unlock the guest room area!
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Congratulations: You’ve collected enough Thirst points to unlock the guest room area!
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I don’t know about y’all but I think my h*le looks really good here and deserves a good… 🥴
January 31, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I don’t know about y’all but I think my h*le looks really good here and deserves a good… 🥴
Had the Spicy Korean Noodles for the first time and just about ascended
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Had the Spicy Korean Noodles for the first time and just about ascended
Dare I say as a chicken-tenders-and-fries autistic that my current solution to really upping my taste buds and trying different taste profiles is ordering all the different dishes at Noodles & Company? 😭
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Dare I say as a chicken-tenders-and-fries autistic that my current solution to really upping my taste buds and trying different taste profiles is ordering all the different dishes at Noodles & Company? 😭
Good morning, the world yearns for the return of Angelmamii7 and the news and the media needs to get on it!
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Good morning, the world yearns for the return of Angelmamii7 and the news and the media needs to get on it!
I don’t know about y’all but I think my h*le looks really good here and deserves a good… 🥴
January 31, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I don’t know about y’all but I think my h*le looks really good here and deserves a good… 🥴
I keep cringing any time I post thirst trap because I think I look 4 years old or too young…mama I’m literally approaching 30 just give me a little spice and then I think I’ll look like the hottest person in the world!
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I keep cringing any time I post thirst trap because I think I look 4 years old or too young…mama I’m literally approaching 30 just give me a little spice and then I think I’ll look like the hottest person in the world!
Congratulations: You’ve collected enough Thirst points to unlock the guest room area!
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Congratulations: You’ve collected enough Thirst points to unlock the guest room area!
“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you” - Björk
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you” - Björk
Please be prepared for me to h*rny-post while I’m wearing a jockstrap and post potential thirst traps later while I’m drinking wine from recovering my tattoo which is its very own heat pad that goes upwards to 130°F (hyperbole)
January 31, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Please be prepared for me to h*rny-post while I’m wearing a jockstrap and post potential thirst traps later while I’m drinking wine from recovering my tattoo which is its very own heat pad that goes upwards to 130°F (hyperbole)
I ask this super sincerely but what exactly does the “Chaser” tag mean in the context of Scr*ff? 🤨
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I ask this super sincerely but what exactly does the “Chaser” tag mean in the context of Scr*ff? 🤨
Here’s another picture of the Ghoul tattoo in natural light, which I think does the coloring of the tattoo even more justice!
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Here’s another picture of the Ghoul tattoo in natural light, which I think does the coloring of the tattoo even more justice!
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Catherine O’Hara treated the weirdest characters she played with empathy and as whole people - I think that’s why she could be so funny in dramatic roles, make you cry in a comedy, and bring you into any film with dedication to its world and to using her artistic voice to explore it. Devastating.
January 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Catherine O’Hara treated the weirdest characters she played with empathy and as whole people - I think that’s why she could be so funny in dramatic roles, make you cry in a comedy, and bring you into any film with dedication to its world and to using her artistic voice to explore it. Devastating.
“She had dozens of boyfriends-”
“Hundreds”
“Hundreds? I did not know that!”
Remains a constant vocal stim for me. 😭 I’m going to miss her so much!
“Hundreds”
“Hundreds? I did not know that!”
Remains a constant vocal stim for me. 😭 I’m going to miss her so much!
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
“She had dozens of boyfriends-”
“Hundreds”
“Hundreds? I did not know that!”
Remains a constant vocal stim for me. 😭 I’m going to miss her so much!
“Hundreds”
“Hundreds? I did not know that!”
Remains a constant vocal stim for me. 😭 I’m going to miss her so much!
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If you’ve never seen Catherine O’Hara’s Katherine Hepburn impersonation, you’re in for a treat.
SCTV - Katharine Hepburn for Twillings Tea
YouTube video by SCTV
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
If you’ve never seen Catherine O’Hara’s Katherine Hepburn impersonation, you’re in for a treat.
I wish I had the power to help others in a really difficult spot with words, empathy and support, but I feel as if my words are empty and powerless due to my inexperience. I feel so bad and guilty that I can’t do anything more to help. ):
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I wish I had the power to help others in a really difficult spot with words, empathy and support, but I feel as if my words are empty and powerless due to my inexperience. I feel so bad and guilty that I can’t do anything more to help. ):
That one, very specific tree for some reason
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
That one, very specific tree for some reason
For those uninitiated with her work: Here is This is it by Melba Moore!
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
For those uninitiated with her work: Here is This is it by Melba Moore!
Please note that there is another General Strike today!!! Do not shop, cancel subscriptions, etc.!!!
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Please note that there is another General Strike today!!! Do not shop, cancel subscriptions, etc.!!!
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They are all Black journalists and Black politicians. Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are journalists. Trahern Jean Crews ran for Minnesota's House District 66B. Jamael Lydell Lundy is running for Minnesota Senate District 65.
feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
They are all Black journalists and Black politicians. Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are journalists. Trahern Jean Crews ran for Minnesota's House District 66B. Jamael Lydell Lundy is running for Minnesota Senate District 65.
This is an extremely inspired pairing (complimentary)
NBC is taking two TV vets on a serious head trip: Katey Sagal and Jane Lynch have been cast as best friends and therapists in an untitled comedy pilot.
Katey Sagal And Jane Lynch To Play Longtime Besties In NBC Comedy Pilot From Grey's EP Krista Vernoff - TVLine
www.tvline.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 AM
This is an extremely inspired pairing (complimentary)