Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
Birds are the best; cats and dogs I detest! That one autistic guy from Minnesota. Rumor also has it that I like to collect vinyl. NSFW (explicit photos are always labeled and filtered!). They/he. xx
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Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
· Jul 15
“Champion, how do we defeat the Lich King?”
“Post thirst traps”
“Post thirst traps”
Let me enlighten this Hot Take while everyone is distracted by the Grammys but…Magic Still Exists by Agnes sounds like retail music with Lawry’s seasoning added to me….
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Let me enlighten this Hot Take while everyone is distracted by the Grammys but…Magic Still Exists by Agnes sounds like retail music with Lawry’s seasoning added to me….
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Congratulations: You’ve collected enough Thirst points to unlock the guest room area!
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Congratulations: You’ve collected enough Thirst points to unlock the guest room area!
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I don’t know about y’all but I think my h*le looks really good here and deserves a good… 🥴
January 31, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I don’t know about y’all but I think my h*le looks really good here and deserves a good… 🥴
After only eating most of the individual ingredients found in a penne/rigatoni rosa at Noodles & Company twice, it’s very safe to say that the Grape Tomato needs to be in way more foods because she knows who she is [a queen]. We as gay people need to do a coup d’état on the Sun-Dried Tomato.
February 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
After only eating most of the individual ingredients found in a penne/rigatoni rosa at Noodles & Company twice, it’s very safe to say that the Grape Tomato needs to be in way more foods because she knows who she is [a queen]. We as gay people need to do a coup d’état on the Sun-Dried Tomato.
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Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
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I just made this chip-in Eagle by sheer luck (and the smarts and strategies when I was 13-years-old) and I shit my pants. Sometimes being drunk has its positive quirks.
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I just made this chip-in Eagle by sheer luck (and the smarts and strategies when I was 13-years-old) and I shit my pants. Sometimes being drunk has its positive quirks.
Going to use my time while dr*nking to provide commentary on a dear subject of mine: As someone who has an extreme knack for golf video games (especially not by EA Sports or Nintendo), this game has been super therapeutic for me! This particular genre has been in a massive drought for over a decade
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Going to use my time while dr*nking to provide commentary on a dear subject of mine: As someone who has an extreme knack for golf video games (especially not by EA Sports or Nintendo), this game has been super therapeutic for me! This particular genre has been in a massive drought for over a decade
Tonight will be the last night I’m having alcohol before yet *another* tattoo appointment next week, but I’d like to remind exclusively the gays that this is the best canned wine of all-time (and it’s really cheap). I usually detest any kind of white wine!
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Tonight will be the last night I’m having alcohol before yet *another* tattoo appointment next week, but I’d like to remind exclusively the gays that this is the best canned wine of all-time (and it’s really cheap). I usually detest any kind of white wine!
Hypotonic red blood cells before they’re about to explode:
water really is THAT bitch
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Hypotonic red blood cells before they’re about to explode:
Had the Spicy Korean Noodles for the first time and just about ascended
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Had the Spicy Korean Noodles for the first time and just about ascended
Dare I say as a chicken-tenders-and-fries autistic that my current solution to really upping my taste buds and trying different taste profiles is ordering all the different dishes at Noodles & Company? 😭
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Dare I say as a chicken-tenders-and-fries autistic that my current solution to really upping my taste buds and trying different taste profiles is ordering all the different dishes at Noodles & Company? 😭
Good morning, the world yearns for the return of Angelmamii7 and the news and the media needs to get on it!
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Good morning, the world yearns for the return of Angelmamii7 and the news and the media needs to get on it!
I don’t know about y’all but I think my h*le looks really good here and deserves a good… 🥴
January 31, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I don’t know about y’all but I think my h*le looks really good here and deserves a good… 🥴
I keep cringing any time I post thirst trap because I think I look 4 years old or too young…mama I’m literally approaching 30 just give me a little spice and then I think I’ll look like the hottest person in the world!
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I keep cringing any time I post thirst trap because I think I look 4 years old or too young…mama I’m literally approaching 30 just give me a little spice and then I think I’ll look like the hottest person in the world!
Congratulations: You’ve collected enough Thirst points to unlock the guest room area!
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Congratulations: You’ve collected enough Thirst points to unlock the guest room area!
“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you” - Björk
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you” - Björk
Please be prepared for me to h*rny-post while I’m wearing a jockstrap and post potential thirst traps later while I’m drinking wine from recovering my tattoo which is its very own heat pad that goes upwards to 130°F (hyperbole)
January 31, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Please be prepared for me to h*rny-post while I’m wearing a jockstrap and post potential thirst traps later while I’m drinking wine from recovering my tattoo which is its very own heat pad that goes upwards to 130°F (hyperbole)
I ask this super sincerely but what exactly does the “Chaser” tag mean in the context of Scr*ff? 🤨
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I ask this super sincerely but what exactly does the “Chaser” tag mean in the context of Scr*ff? 🤨
Here’s another picture of the Ghoul tattoo in natural light, which I think does the coloring of the tattoo even more justice!
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Here’s another picture of the Ghoul tattoo in natural light, which I think does the coloring of the tattoo even more justice!
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Catherine O’Hara treated the weirdest characters she played with empathy and as whole people - I think that’s why she could be so funny in dramatic roles, make you cry in a comedy, and bring you into any film with dedication to its world and to using her artistic voice to explore it. Devastating.
January 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Catherine O’Hara treated the weirdest characters she played with empathy and as whole people - I think that’s why she could be so funny in dramatic roles, make you cry in a comedy, and bring you into any film with dedication to its world and to using her artistic voice to explore it. Devastating.
“She had dozens of boyfriends-”
“Hundreds”
“Hundreds? I did not know that!”
Remains a constant vocal stim for me. 😭 I’m going to miss her so much!
“Hundreds”
“Hundreds? I did not know that!”
Remains a constant vocal stim for me. 😭 I’m going to miss her so much!
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
“She had dozens of boyfriends-”
“Hundreds”
“Hundreds? I did not know that!”
Remains a constant vocal stim for me. 😭 I’m going to miss her so much!
“Hundreds”
“Hundreds? I did not know that!”
Remains a constant vocal stim for me. 😭 I’m going to miss her so much!
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If you’ve never seen Catherine O’Hara’s Katherine Hepburn impersonation, you’re in for a treat.
SCTV - Katharine Hepburn for Twillings Tea
YouTube video by SCTV
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January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
If you’ve never seen Catherine O’Hara’s Katherine Hepburn impersonation, you’re in for a treat.