Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
Birds are the best; cats and dogs I detest! That one autistic guy from Minnesota. Rumor also has it that I like to collect vinyl. NSFW (explicit photos are always labeled and filtered!). They/he. xx
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Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
· Jul 15
“Champion, how do we defeat the Lich King?”
“Post thirst traps”
“Post thirst traps”
Only people who have player WoW but also raid a lot will understand the joy and internal freakout I just did when I got these weapons from Naxx yesterday
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Only people who have player WoW but also raid a lot will understand the joy and internal freakout I just did when I got these weapons from Naxx yesterday
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Good morning, these two characters have the same voice actress
August 4, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Good morning, these two characters have the same voice actress
Do I as a fellow member of the LGBTQ+ community have to give my stance on the Blastoise Belly Agenda or can I just live peacefully and go to karaoke for the first time in two months?
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Do I as a fellow member of the LGBTQ+ community have to give my stance on the Blastoise Belly Agenda or can I just live peacefully and go to karaoke for the first time in two months?
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-been made by EA Sports BIG because they have never made a single bad game during their existence!
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
-been made by EA Sports BIG because they have never made a single bad game during their existence!
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“Champion, how do we defeat the Lich King?”
“Post thirst traps”
“Post thirst traps”
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“Champion, how do we defeat the Lich King?”
“Post thirst traps”
“Post thirst traps”
New Charli XCX song is not for me, and that is okay! Let’s celebrate artists who really shift their sound and experiment without calling everything you don’t like, get or have 0% understanding of the genre shit!
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
New Charli XCX song is not for me, and that is okay! Let’s celebrate artists who really shift their sound and experiment without calling everything you don’t like, get or have 0% understanding of the genre shit!
Can the Seattle Mayoral Race just end and elect Wilson already?
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can the Seattle Mayoral Race just end and elect Wilson already?
The definition of a cinematic masterpiece is Elizabeth Berkley waiting at least 5 seconds while serving face before saying a single line in Showgirls.
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The definition of a cinematic masterpiece is Elizabeth Berkley waiting at least 5 seconds while serving face before saying a single line in Showgirls.
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
KEEP ON DANCING
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
KEEP ON DANCING
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
KEEP ON DANCING
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
KEEP ON DANCING
As it should!
Following Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the New York City mayoral election, “Nani” by Mr. Cardamom (Zohran Mandani) is challenging to debut on the Imaginary Gay Chart next week.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
As it should!
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Following Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the New York City mayoral election, “Nani” by Mr. Cardamom (Zohran Mandani) is challenging to debut on the Imaginary Gay Chart next week.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Following Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the New York City mayoral election, “Nani” by Mr. Cardamom (Zohran Mandani) is challenging to debut on the Imaginary Gay Chart next week.
Me, seeing democrats sweep the elections: ”YAAAAAAAS”
Me seeing Jacob Frey reelected again for Mpls mayor:
Me seeing Jacob Frey reelected again for Mpls mayor:
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Me, seeing democrats sweep the elections: ”YAAAAAAAS”
Me seeing Jacob Frey reelected again for Mpls mayor:
Me seeing Jacob Frey reelected again for Mpls mayor:
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Not that any of you would understand but this is my reward for being an enchanter and not going to Strat to pray to the RNG Gods that the Righteous Orb would drop
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Not that any of you would understand but this is my reward for being an enchanter and not going to Strat to pray to the RNG Gods that the Righteous Orb would drop
May I say if Mamdani loses tomorrow then I think I lost hope in humanity and the billionaires won :/
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
May I say if Mamdani loses tomorrow then I think I lost hope in humanity and the billionaires won :/
Manifesting that I get dominated lovingly by a soft dom this November 😔
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Manifesting that I get dominated lovingly by a soft dom this November 😔
How come no one ever talks about how Safelite repair, Safelite replace? :/
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
How come no one ever talks about how Safelite repair, Safelite replace? :/
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Selling enchants in Stormwind in the best possible outfit. I did this all day since I’m off from w**k until Saturday.
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Selling enchants in Stormwind in the best possible outfit. I did this all day since I’m off from w**k until Saturday.
Selling enchants in Stormwind in the best possible outfit. I did this all day since I’m off from w**k until Saturday.
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Selling enchants in Stormwind in the best possible outfit. I did this all day since I’m off from w**k until Saturday.
You took my sadness out of context at the Chalkboard found in Caribou Coffee on the 2nd floor in Mall of America complex
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You took my sadness out of context at the Chalkboard found in Caribou Coffee on the 2nd floor in Mall of America complex
Me: *has been providing enchanting services on Classic WoW for hours with even one person calling me a “bighead” despite showing support for them on their journey to an expensive flask*
Everyone to me after logging onto Blue Sky: I LOVE BASEBALL!! GO BIRDS!! 😍😍😍
Everyone to me after logging onto Blue Sky: I LOVE BASEBALL!! GO BIRDS!! 😍😍😍
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Me: *has been providing enchanting services on Classic WoW for hours with even one person calling me a “bighead” despite showing support for them on their journey to an expensive flask*
Everyone to me after logging onto Blue Sky: I LOVE BASEBALL!! GO BIRDS!! 😍😍😍
Everyone to me after logging onto Blue Sky: I LOVE BASEBALL!! GO BIRDS!! 😍😍😍