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Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
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Birds are the best; cats and dogs I detest! That one autistic guy from Minnesota. Rumor also has it that I like to collect vinyl. NSFW (explicit photos are always labeled and filtered!). They/he. xx
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Only people who have player WoW but also raid a lot will understand the joy and internal freakout I just did when I got these weapons from Naxx yesterday
Me holding Sapphiron’s left-eye. This is the BIS (best-in-slot, or the best item for a particular class) off-hand for any caster). I won this in an open roll. Me holding the Wraith blade. This is the highly coveted BIS weapon for warlocks and mages. Very hard to get because they are usually either hard-reserved or “loot counciled” for very good players.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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So you wanna go out?

How you wanna get there?
A corgi in a toy car learning how to drive
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Can the Seattle Mayoral Race just end and elect Wilson already?
Missi Pyle as Violet Beauregarde’s mom in Charlie Nd the Chocolate Factory. She is staring intensely.
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Elizabeth Berkley as Noni from Showgirls serving face.
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Brady I noticed the photo has been partially Faceapped so I made sure that it reached its highest potential!
The infamous screenshot of Debra Messing with the headline “The agony,” with the partial caption “The collective grief, the agony that comes…” except it’s been Faceapped to say “The ecstacy: the collective joy, the ecstacy that comes…”
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
KEEP ON DANCING
A meme using models from World of Warcraft of a human woman drunkenly yelling into a human man’s ear while a night elf woman watches and a Draenei man looks away. This is a reenactment of a popular meme two years ago.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Me, seeing democrats sweep the elections: ”YAAAAAAAS”

Me seeing Jacob Frey reelected again for Mpls mayor:
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Not that any of you would understand but this is my reward for being an enchanter and not going to Strat to pray to the RNG Gods that the Righteous Orb would drop
A screenshot of me not having one, but TWO Flasks of Supreme Power. These are by far the best consumables in World of Warcraft for casters for increasing spell damage.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Selling enchants in Stormwind in the best possible outfit. I did this all day since I’m off from w**k until Saturday.
My character, Misswanda, in a suggesstive mustard yellow dress with an orc mask on. My companion Whiskers the Rat says hi.
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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You took my sadness out of context at the Chalkboard found in Caribou Coffee on the 2nd floor in Mall of America complex
A black chalkboard, full of green writings and drawing, with some blue drawings. There’s *a lot* of references to God and America. There is one Free Palestine line though. (I’m the one who drew a poorly drawn seal that says “Buhhh” near the top)
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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We just cleared Naxxramas
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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MICHELLE, HIT THE SLAY BUTTON!!
Me listening to Funkhaus by Sofia Kourtesis
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I know several oomves say that this album has a lot of hits and some really bad duds however the truth in my OBJECTIVE opinion is that they are all hits!
Me listening to Saturn’s Return by Zara Larsson
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Do I have to kayemiss?
The Age Assurance pop up from BlueSky; not doing this process disables DMs and NSFW content
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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BlueSky disabled NSFW content on my phone again
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Got my hair sculpted finally so here is me with the haircut in two separate parking lots 💜
A selfie of me in my new hair. It looks like that because it has curl cream in it. Me in a different parking lot doing the exact same pose.
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Dr*nk and h*rny so let me repost these iconic thirst traps
Me laying down on my side, shirtless and in a purple jockstrap. My eyes are begging for…very specific things. Me; shirtless and laying on my stomach on the bed with my hairy ass out.
October 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Fourth week in a row where I w*rked 40 hours
October 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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YOU SHOOT ME DOWN, BUT I WON’T FALL
I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIIIUIM
October 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM