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Trapped somewhere in the 90s, endlessly rewinding VHS tapes.

Plainclothes Goth/Music Snob/JRPG Cultist/DNDist/Greasy Strangler
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anyway i fucking hate modern technology and we need to burn it all to the ground
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I got sent a bunch of subreddit bans for "involvement in a subreddit that has negatively impacted our community"

I got a bunch of bans for clowning on the manchildren in KotakuInAction... smh
a drawing of a man with glasses and a beard
ALT: a drawing of a man with glasses and a beard
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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German court rules that OpenAI violated copyright laws by training ChatGPT on music 🎵

• May set precedent for Europe AI copyright uses

• OpenAI disagrees & can appeal

"The internet is not a self-service store, and human creative achievements are not free templates"

— German Music Rights Society
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Same as it ever was
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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thank you for the birthday wishes.

probably could have done without this one
November 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/o...
Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?
Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…
hard-drive.net
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”

He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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reminder
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island
Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island
UNIMAK ISLAND, Alaska — Shortly after beating Metal Gear Solid for the first time, comedian Nathan Fielder has constructed a fully accurate replica of the…
hard-drive.net
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In the wake of weirdos complaining about the lead of Yotei not being "pretty enough" to warrant a bad review: it's kind of telling that every example of a "pretty woman" in videogames they give looks like a blurry picture of a drag queen.
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Harlock Saga (1999)
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.

deus ex npc: what's bofa?

jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Posts keep deleting themselves, likes aren't working and I apparently can't block anymore accounts??
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
@moderation.bsky.app
Blocked accounts keep showing up for me.
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Hey. Buy dvds and vhs tapes at thrift stores instead.
BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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everybody skate
September 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN
May 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM