Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw
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He's just this guy, you know? | I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
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Art by Alex Martin
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I have an actual portfolio site you can check out if you want to see more of my work without just scrolling back through my account: goblin.tchy.ca/
Believe in the power of cardboard
January 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Believe in the power of cardboard
It's so wild that "there are no innately gender specific traits" is now considered an extreme gender abolitionist belief and not just ("just") basic feminism
January 11, 2026 at 6:14 AM
It's so wild that "there are no innately gender specific traits" is now considered an extreme gender abolitionist belief and not just ("just") basic feminism
I'm equally ready to believe that Miss Piggy and Kermit have actually been happily married since the late 60s and all the strife is just for the camera, that they have never actually been married and just have a deep creative relationship, or that they're on their third marriage to each other
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm equally ready to believe that Miss Piggy and Kermit have actually been happily married since the late 60s and all the strife is just for the camera, that they have never actually been married and just have a deep creative relationship, or that they're on their third marriage to each other
I need Disco Elysium fic recs tbh
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I need Disco Elysium fic recs tbh
The chicken didn't come out great, but the cabbage... I will be recreating this cabbage
New year’s meal. Visually it is very beige but it was actually very delicious and well-seasoned. Alex made most of it and I did the cornbread. 🍽️
January 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The chicken didn't come out great, but the cabbage... I will be recreating this cabbage
Today I got the new to me winter experience of my eyelashes freezing to my hat
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Today I got the new to me winter experience of my eyelashes freezing to my hat
Sometimes I say something, and they don't even respond, they just pick up their laptop and start typing
"While we're asleep. She puts on her little clothes, and walks around on her back legs. She uses all our furniture. Differently." Alex has assertions to make about Mia tonight.
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Sometimes I say something, and they don't even respond, they just pick up their laptop and start typing
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Have you ever wanted to read some of my poetry? What about commission me for a poem? Conveniently, now you can do both of these things in the same place! Find me at poem.tchy.ca.
as iron day fades into glowing night – the poetry of jared toby phillips
poem.tchy.ca
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Have you ever wanted to read some of my poetry? What about commission me for a poem? Conveniently, now you can do both of these things in the same place! Find me at poem.tchy.ca.
It makes me so mad that things are just made to break and be replaced. My last set of nice headphones was bought in 2016 and made it until 2024 before one side died. Instead of repairing, I decided, it's been a long time, I could probably upgrade to something better!
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It makes me so mad that things are just made to break and be replaced. My last set of nice headphones was bought in 2016 and made it until 2024 before one side died. Instead of repairing, I decided, it's been a long time, I could probably upgrade to something better!
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If tiny sidewalk plow has a million fans, my husband is one of them. If tiny sidewalk plow has one fan, that one is him. If tiny sidewalk plow has no fans, he is no longer alive. If the world is against tiny sidewalk plow, he is against the entire world—
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
If tiny sidewalk plow has a million fans, my husband is one of them. If tiny sidewalk plow has one fan, that one is him. If tiny sidewalk plow has no fans, he is no longer alive. If the world is against tiny sidewalk plow, he is against the entire world—
My one good knife had been restored to goodness, and now I turn my eye to all the bad knives of the world
December 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My one good knife had been restored to goodness, and now I turn my eye to all the bad knives of the world
Giving my baby cousin instructions on how to roast a whole chicken for Christmas so she can cook better than my aunt
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Giving my baby cousin instructions on how to roast a whole chicken for Christmas so she can cook better than my aunt
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
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happy solstice from our family to yours
December 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
happy solstice from our family to yours
Today's the yearly The Lion in Winter rewatch for Christmas, and every single person in this movie is simply the worst, and I love them
December 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today's the yearly The Lion in Winter rewatch for Christmas, and every single person in this movie is simply the worst, and I love them
Gimme that pineapple Big Shot
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Gimme that pineapple Big Shot
The thing about regularly cooking for the whole household is that it does give me the social credit to hold our roommates hostage and make them watch movies with me
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The thing about regularly cooking for the whole household is that it does give me the social credit to hold our roommates hostage and make them watch movies with me
You could own a dead whale
One of my recent sculptures is available, a very bisexual lighting dead whale on its way to becoming something brand new - Whalefall.
ko-fi.com/s/dc73317c4d
ko-fi.com/s/dc73317c4d
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
You could own a dead whale
I kind of accidentally stumbled into being no contact with my grandmother earlier this year after some months of her getting increasingly mean about larger politics, about me, and about my spouse. I just didn't call her for a few weeks
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I kind of accidentally stumbled into being no contact with my grandmother earlier this year after some months of her getting increasingly mean about larger politics, about me, and about my spouse. I just didn't call her for a few weeks
I downloaded the HoMM: Olden Era demo, and I was already tentatively hopeful for the game. Now, I'm hyped. I'm having so much fun.
Very excited to play the full game as someone who's been playing HoMM3 for the majority of my life.
Very excited to play the full game as someone who's been playing HoMM3 for the majority of my life.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I downloaded the HoMM: Olden Era demo, and I was already tentatively hopeful for the game. Now, I'm hyped. I'm having so much fun.
Very excited to play the full game as someone who's been playing HoMM3 for the majority of my life.
Very excited to play the full game as someone who's been playing HoMM3 for the majority of my life.
Jared and I have some new stuff in our shared shop to check out!
And the larger of my two Lascaux horses is still available and now 20% off!
ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6
And the larger of my two Lascaux horses is still available and now 20% off!
ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Jared and I have some new stuff in our shared shop to check out!
And the larger of my two Lascaux horses is still available and now 20% off!
ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6
And the larger of my two Lascaux horses is still available and now 20% off!
ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6
I was compelled by the color of a disposable cake tin, so I cut it into pieces and played around with embossing it (I do not own embossing tools)
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I was compelled by the color of a disposable cake tin, so I cut it into pieces and played around with embossing it (I do not own embossing tools)
Every time I want to text one specific friend a photo, I have to disconnect from the wifi and do it over data or it will literally never send, and I'm very confused
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Every time I want to text one specific friend a photo, I have to disconnect from the wifi and do it over data or it will literally never send, and I'm very confused
I have hit the point in the horse where I'm like, what am I even doing here
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have hit the point in the horse where I'm like, what am I even doing here