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Here's how they're looking after two weeks of squirrels and the first snow of the year
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Here's how they're looking after two weeks of squirrels and the first snow of the year
I know in my heart that there is someone in the world with a comparative chart of flavors across cheap brick ramen brands common in North America, but if they've put it on the internet, I can't find it
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I know in my heart that there is someone in the world with a comparative chart of flavors across cheap brick ramen brands common in North America, but if they've put it on the internet, I can't find it
Iconic final lines of cinema like, "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife!"
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Iconic final lines of cinema like, "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife!"
We've started referring to when Mia hunkers down on a floor vent for heat as her choosing the wire mother
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We've started referring to when Mia hunkers down on a floor vent for heat as her choosing the wire mother
Just had possibly the best fried zucchini I've ever had
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just had possibly the best fried zucchini I've ever had
I'm sorry to certain people out there on Ao3, cause I don't believe Baby Firefly has ever had a girlfriend. I don't believe Baby Firefly has ever had sex that didn't end in a death. I barely believe Baby Firefly has had sex at all
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm sorry to certain people out there on Ao3, cause I don't believe Baby Firefly has ever had a girlfriend. I don't believe Baby Firefly has ever had sex that didn't end in a death. I barely believe Baby Firefly has had sex at all
My favorite evil clown in horror is Sid Haig's Captain Spaulding in the Firefly Trilogy, specifically because he's not like, something that looks like a clown or is working with people's fear of clowns. He's just a guy who's in clowning and serial killing for the love of the game. I respect that
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My favorite evil clown in horror is Sid Haig's Captain Spaulding in the Firefly Trilogy, specifically because he's not like, something that looks like a clown or is working with people's fear of clowns. He's just a guy who's in clowning and serial killing for the love of the game. I respect that
One of our roommates wasn't feeling up to carving, so I carved two pumpkins in the time everyone else was carving one
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One of our roommates wasn't feeling up to carving, so I carved two pumpkins in the time everyone else was carving one
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Alex made a beautiful butternut squash soup today. 🍽️
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Alex made a beautiful butternut squash soup today. 🍽️
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reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
For anyone local to the Ottawa area, I've had two pieces accepted into the Memento Mori art show at Anina's Cafe that's starting next week and running through the end of November!
www.eventbrite.ca/e/1730771316...
www.eventbrite.ca/e/1730771316...
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
For anyone local to the Ottawa area, I've had two pieces accepted into the Memento Mori art show at Anina's Cafe that's starting next week and running through the end of November!
www.eventbrite.ca/e/1730771316...
www.eventbrite.ca/e/1730771316...
This weekend, I should be able to photograph and show off the things I'm submitting to that art show I got into
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This weekend, I should be able to photograph and show off the things I'm submitting to that art show I got into
Posting on r/malelivingspace like, this is my handmade needlefelted acorn garland. This is the wardrobe that I store both my pool noodles and banjo on top of. This is my decorative fishbowl full of broken glass
October 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Posting on r/malelivingspace like, this is my handmade needlefelted acorn garland. This is the wardrobe that I store both my pool noodles and banjo on top of. This is my decorative fishbowl full of broken glass
I'm finally playing last year's Mario and Luigi game (my library hold from when it was on pre-order only now came through), and how dare this children's game be a game for children
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm finally playing last year's Mario and Luigi game (my library hold from when it was on pre-order only now came through), and how dare this children's game be a game for children
I look very much like my dad and not like my mom, to the extent that I once had a middle school teacher tell me that she hadn't believed me that that was my mom until we both pulled the same expression
Do you look more like your mom or your dad? Or a grandparent? Or another relative?
October 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I look very much like my dad and not like my mom, to the extent that I once had a middle school teacher tell me that she hadn't believed me that that was my mom until we both pulled the same expression
How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat, who is entranced not by the Halloween decorations blowing in the wind on the front porch, but by their shadows on the window?
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat, who is entranced not by the Halloween decorations blowing in the wind on the front porch, but by their shadows on the window?
I need to learn some sad banjo songs so I can serenade Mia as she starves in the last thirty minutes before dinner
October 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I need to learn some sad banjo songs so I can serenade Mia as she starves in the last thirty minutes before dinner
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
It's very funny going to a largely French doctors office with a gender clinic in it, cause it's almost exclusively the trans people who are coming in speaking English
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's very funny going to a largely French doctors office with a gender clinic in it, cause it's almost exclusively the trans people who are coming in speaking English
Our roommates have adapted admirably to my habit of just taking random stuff out of the recycling bins to repurpose or use in art
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Our roommates have adapted admirably to my habit of just taking random stuff out of the recycling bins to repurpose or use in art
We've made it back from our theater adventures, and after doing very little driving in the last year and a half, two ~8 hour road days in a week have ended me
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We've made it back from our theater adventures, and after doing very little driving in the last year and a half, two ~8 hour road days in a week have ended me
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look at my TOOTH BOWLS
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
look at my TOOTH BOWLS
I'm gonna dream about the carrot and ricotta salad I got
October 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm gonna dream about the carrot and ricotta salad I got
I've spread one of my childhood favorite desserts to Jared, which is just frozen fruit with milk and a little sugar poured over it and allowed to sit just long enough for the milk to freeze around the fruit
October 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I've spread one of my childhood favorite desserts to Jared, which is just frozen fruit with milk and a little sugar poured over it and allowed to sit just long enough for the milk to freeze around the fruit