Mel’shed potatoes & gravy
@gnocchidoke.bsky.social
audhd xennial parent by day, trash crafter by night
Movie 🧵
Saw Body Bags (1993) recently 👎 first two stories were solid. Stacy Keach was attacked by his own hair implants!
The third was- I mean, just look at the nudity warning (which I should’ve read prior to watching). I’m lightly traumatized seeing this particular actor get this naked, and rapey.
Saw Body Bags (1993) recently 👎 first two stories were solid. Stacy Keach was attacked by his own hair implants!
The third was- I mean, just look at the nudity warning (which I should’ve read prior to watching). I’m lightly traumatized seeing this particular actor get this naked, and rapey.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Movie 🧵
Saw Body Bags (1993) recently 👎 first two stories were solid. Stacy Keach was attacked by his own hair implants!
The third was- I mean, just look at the nudity warning (which I should’ve read prior to watching). I’m lightly traumatized seeing this particular actor get this naked, and rapey.
Saw Body Bags (1993) recently 👎 first two stories were solid. Stacy Keach was attacked by his own hair implants!
The third was- I mean, just look at the nudity warning (which I should’ve read prior to watching). I’m lightly traumatized seeing this particular actor get this naked, and rapey.
Will watch any Vincent Price movie despite never once seeing a good one. What an actor.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Will watch any Vincent Price movie despite never once seeing a good one. What an actor.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-we’ve inherited a spooky old house
-we’re lost & have to get back home!
-others don’t believe me but this is EVIL
-singing toon on a quest discovers their true self
-others don’t believe me but this is MAGIC
-we’ve inherited a spooky old house
-we’re lost & have to get back home!
-others don’t believe me but this is EVIL
-singing toon on a quest discovers their true self
-others don’t believe me but this is MAGIC
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- sharks in tornadoes
- sharks in city sewers
- giant sharks
- ghost sharks
- sharks who have personal grudges against specific people
- sharks in tornadoes
- sharks in city sewers
- giant sharks
- ghost sharks
- sharks who have personal grudges against specific people
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-we’ve inherited a spooky old house
-we’re lost & have to get back home!
-others don’t believe me but this is EVIL
-singing toon on a quest discovers their true self
-others don’t believe me but this is MAGIC
-we’ve inherited a spooky old house
-we’re lost & have to get back home!
-others don’t believe me but this is EVIL
-singing toon on a quest discovers their true self
-others don’t believe me but this is MAGIC
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
Check kiting was an art. Today’s scams don’t have any finesse.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Check kiting was an art. Today’s scams don’t have any finesse.
Hallmark wants my money bad
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hallmark wants my money bad
We can defeat AI by communicating via Simpsons references, I know it
I wish I had Dr. Homer's Miracle Spine-O-Cylinder right about now
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We can defeat AI by communicating via Simpsons references, I know it
I wish I had Dr. Homer's Miracle Spine-O-Cylinder right about now
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I wish I had Dr. Homer's Miracle Spine-O-Cylinder right about now
Laid off til spring. Fingers crossed his first in-person interview from 100+ job applications goes well 🤞
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Laid off til spring. Fingers crossed his first in-person interview from 100+ job applications goes well 🤞
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Do you need shelter in Cleveland? They also take pets!
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Do you need shelter in Cleveland? They also take pets!
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Heartbreaking news. Burger Becky has contributed so much to gaming history and is one of the coolest trans women to ever do it.
Please donate if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Please donate if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
This is it. I nearly suffocated by using the reetroom. I’m asking my doctors agreeing on a short cure. Only really sure painful prolonged angona is hereafter the grim reaps me. Please donate on the funeral fund me now.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Heartbreaking news. Burger Becky has contributed so much to gaming history and is one of the coolest trans women to ever do it.
Please donate if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Please donate if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
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the part in cinderella where the cat is about to attack gus gus but he’s too busy trying to figure out how to carry all the cheese, except, i’m gus gus, the cat is society, and the cheese is cheese
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the part in cinderella where the cat is about to attack gus gus but he’s too busy trying to figure out how to carry all the cheese, except, i’m gus gus, the cat is society, and the cheese is cheese
My whole city is broke. The residents AND the town itself
Mayor’s in the newspaper complaining. Apparently we can’t afford to fix anything because we collectively owe $11 million in overdue property taxes.
That’s like every single house being a year or more in arrears.
Mayor’s in the newspaper complaining. Apparently we can’t afford to fix anything because we collectively owe $11 million in overdue property taxes.
That’s like every single house being a year or more in arrears.
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My whole city is broke. The residents AND the town itself
Mayor’s in the newspaper complaining. Apparently we can’t afford to fix anything because we collectively owe $11 million in overdue property taxes.
That’s like every single house being a year or more in arrears.
Mayor’s in the newspaper complaining. Apparently we can’t afford to fix anything because we collectively owe $11 million in overdue property taxes.
That’s like every single house being a year or more in arrears.
I require, and fail to receive, a declaration of love twice a year at minimum.
Idk why that’s so hard, I can off hand rant about absolutely anything. I will passionately ramble about paper clips for an hour right now if tasked. Unsung office heroes that they are.
Idk why that’s so hard, I can off hand rant about absolutely anything. I will passionately ramble about paper clips for an hour right now if tasked. Unsung office heroes that they are.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I require, and fail to receive, a declaration of love twice a year at minimum.
Idk why that’s so hard, I can off hand rant about absolutely anything. I will passionately ramble about paper clips for an hour right now if tasked. Unsung office heroes that they are.
Idk why that’s so hard, I can off hand rant about absolutely anything. I will passionately ramble about paper clips for an hour right now if tasked. Unsung office heroes that they are.
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People laugh about these kiddie shows and movies, but I never trusted Ai because I’ve seen 'Smart House' several times. I been peeped game.
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
People laugh about these kiddie shows and movies, but I never trusted Ai because I’ve seen 'Smart House' several times. I been peeped game.
Gadgets & gizmos aplenty, whozits & whatsits galore, 20 thingamabobs. A fellow hoarder! Probably packed Eric’s castle with all kinds of semi-usable crap.
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Gadgets & gizmos aplenty, whozits & whatsits galore, 20 thingamabobs. A fellow hoarder! Probably packed Eric’s castle with all kinds of semi-usable crap.
Kid’s been saying “yum” when I’m talking about something decidedly disgusting, and it’s really grossing me out 🤢 my mental gag reflex is extremely easy to trigger
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Kid’s been saying “yum” when I’m talking about something decidedly disgusting, and it’s really grossing me out 🤢 my mental gag reflex is extremely easy to trigger
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Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
Hey what if there was a social media app *without* fascist mods? #FreePatton
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hey what if there was a social media app *without* fascist mods? #FreePatton
(tilts cap) good weather we’re having t’day eh?
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(tilts cap) good weather we’re having t’day eh?
It was a slur for Black men, not a reference to the former prez.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It was a slur for Black men, not a reference to the former prez.
Elderly customer, in a very serious hushed tone: “I’ve just dropped my nitroglycerin.”
Me (a teenage cashier): “….is that a threat?”
Me (a teenage cashier): “….is that a threat?”
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Elderly customer, in a very serious hushed tone: “I’ve just dropped my nitroglycerin.”
Me (a teenage cashier): “….is that a threat?”
Me (a teenage cashier): “….is that a threat?”
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i will bet you 1 million dollars AI isnt allowed cause theyre gonna use it to train AI
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i will bet you 1 million dollars AI isnt allowed cause theyre gonna use it to train AI
Bought 5 boxes of granola bars (they were half off) plus snow pants for the kids 🎯
First shipment contained one box of granola bars and one pair of pants
Second contained two boxes of granola bars and the other pair of pants
Awaiting a third shipment with the last two boxes of granola bars.
First shipment contained one box of granola bars and one pair of pants
Second contained two boxes of granola bars and the other pair of pants
Awaiting a third shipment with the last two boxes of granola bars.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bought 5 boxes of granola bars (they were half off) plus snow pants for the kids 🎯
First shipment contained one box of granola bars and one pair of pants
Second contained two boxes of granola bars and the other pair of pants
Awaiting a third shipment with the last two boxes of granola bars.
First shipment contained one box of granola bars and one pair of pants
Second contained two boxes of granola bars and the other pair of pants
Awaiting a third shipment with the last two boxes of granola bars.