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Mel’shed potatoes & gravy
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audhd xennial parent by day, trash crafter by night
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Movie 🧵
Saw Body Bags (1993) recently 👎 first two stories were solid. Stacy Keach was attacked by his own hair implants!
The third was- I mean, just look at the nudity warning (which I should’ve read prior to watching). I’m lightly traumatized seeing this particular actor get this naked, and rapey.
Sheena Easton stands next to Stacey Keech, who is admiringly stroking his new long hair (straight brown down to mid chest). IMDB screenshot of content warnings for the movie. Two for nudity - one mentions a corpse with jiggly breasts (it was a brief comical gag) and the other - “In the third segment there is a brief graphic sex scene between Mark Hamill and Twiggy. Mark is seen completely naked from the rear as he thrusts into Twiggy, his butt and ballsack are clearly seen. Twiggy is wearing a dressing gown obscuring her nudity.”
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Hallmark wants my money bad
Chip & Dale, Rescue Rangers standing against a white backdrop. Chip in his signature brown bomber jacket & fedora, Dale in a red Hawaiian style shirt with yellow flowers. Darkwing Duck stands against a white background. He’s holding a gun style weapon in his right wing-hand. A Super Nintendo console unit (small and plastic) with a Super Mario World cartridge inserted in the top. It plays a clip of music from the game when you hit the Nintendo power button. An old school computer monitor with The Oregon Trail in text at the bottom. It displays a two sided lenticular image of the game. Here we see a green screen with the words You have died of dysentery. It also plays a clip of the game’s music.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Queen of awkward shapes. That tail looks like an elongated furby
#caturday
A small black cat is curled into the upper corner of a wingback chair, her tail draped around the edge to give her body a drastic C shape
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Amazing, this is exactly how I flirt too
Screenshot from King of the Hill season 7 episode 2 Hank, Peggy and Bill are seated at a restaurant table. Bill is holding his 10th bowl of soup, the empty others stacked in front of him, facing towards a woman sitting backwards in a chair. Caption “Haven’t you ever heard of the IFOCE?”
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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He’s just perfect ❤️
Slimey the worm, of Sesame Street, stands next to a red & white checkered tablecloth table holding a plate of ribs. Blurred neon sign in background reads “Billy Bob’s Texas Bar-B-Q”. Slimey is wearing a single brown leather cowboy boot with a horse head on the side. He has a fringed jacket & cowboy hat.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I have to shop winter clothes for the dog 🙄
Never thought I’d be the type to clothe my pets but he has very short fur & hates the cold which leads to indoor messes.
And he does look extra handsome when dressed.
A brown dog with a heavily wrinkled face sits on a gray couch, wearing a green and white wintery patterned sweater.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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In my head “her husband killed her” but I didn’t know this. I guess that’s an alibi.
Rest in peace, dear girl ♥️
Screenshot of People.com article regarding Brittany Murphy’s death. Pic of her & her husband; text below reads: Just five months after Murphy’s death, Monjack was found dead in their home at age 40. The coroner’s office reported that he died of the same causes as his late wife: Pneumonia was the primary cause of death, with anemia and multiple drug intoxication as contributing factors.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Didn’t much like Trix as a kid but it’s gotten worse.
Looks like plastic and smells like cotton candy. Pic doesn’t do it justice. It’s so shiny.
Closeup showing a bowl of Trix cereal. Glossy corn-based bits shaped like pink flowers, blue flowers with pink centers, watermelon slices, orange slices, purple grape bunches, and lemon slices.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Saw this pic on the other site & cannot stop laughing at #7.
No pillow, just a flailing body.
White background image showing 18 different sleep positions with either male or female figures in pajamas. Numbers 3-5 are fetal. 9-11 are belly down. 13 is belly down hugging the pillow with both legs tucked up like a frog. 15-16 are flat on their back. Number 7 is on his back, knees partially bent and both arms bent upwards resting to the sides of his head.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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I still need to do my bangs. Looks like this right now. Patti rocks it, but it doesn’t suit me.
And I’ve noticed my kitten also has bare spots at her temples, so the “bald spots” I thought I created are just naturally present. Yay, I didn’t mess up!
Screenshot of insta reel titled ‘Four Favorites with Patti Harrison in her birthday 🎂 …’ posted by letterboxd featuring the actress, in a black sleeveless dress. Images of the movies Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and Scary Movie 2 below the text quote “Any if the Wayans Brothers parody movies”. She’s wearing glasses, and has a one inch section of bangs at eyebrow length curled to the side.
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Used to see this guy at the cash registers.
Plastic alien head that opens at the top where a sign sits “Alien Pops”. It’s pale green with huge black eyes.
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Wooly bear season! Been seeing them around.
They say if it has a wide brown band then winter will be mild, but they do not mention what constitutes “wide”.
Winter Weather Folklore According to legend: The wider the rusty brown sections of a woolly bear caterpillar (or the more brown segments there are), the milder the coming winter will be. The more black there is, the more severe the winter. The Old Farmer’s Almanac Generic snowy background; image of a woolly bear clinging to a stick ProjectNoah.org webpage showing Banded Woolly Bear. Pic shows the bottom side of a caterpillar clinging to a thin stem. It has 8 pairs of legs showing- the first three pairs are black pinchers and the rest look like small Caucasian colored paws (which are cute).
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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#foodbanks #mutualaid
Double your donation dollars, or cash in for yourself. Where’s Giant Eagle, Cleveland and Pittsburgh?

We have from now until Saturday to collect pennies.
All red ad with white text taken from Giant Eagle’s Facebook page Text reads: The big penny exchange Saturday, November 1 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Exchange your pennies for a Giant Eagle Gift Card worth twice their value!* Limited to a minimum of 50 pennies or maximum of 10,000 pennies.
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Ollie’s has $20 Vans 👀
Ollie’s weekly sales ad. Two pairs of black & white shoes pictured; one checkered and one all black with a white stripe. Text: Doorbuster!! Vans Men’s Footwear Selection may include era checkerboard, old skool canvas, & more $19.99/pair Theirs $60.00 Limit 5 pairs per customer
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Obligatory
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Tweet [sees a teen chewing gum] No need to hog the wad, boy! Mightn’t I have a chew?? stamped 5:08 PM Jan 8, 2017
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Last minute idea for a Halloween prop.

I can do pink, and sticky is easy enough.
Need to find or make the things stuck to the ball. And also make a ball.
Still from SpongeBob SquarePants show with Disney Junior logo in corner SpongeBob stands frowning to the left of a giant wad of gum squashing a trash can, Patrick in nightclothes looking upset to the right of it. The wad is a bright pink ball covered in hair with misc objects stuck to it (sock, pizza slice, baseball, boot, can, bottle).
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Bought SpongeBob & Patrick costumes for the kids.
Their dad’s costume is inspired by the musical Krabs (and the fact that 5Below sells boxing gloves).

I’ll be home alone handing out candy. Prob just wear whatever I can find around the house.
Mr. Krabs of The SpongeBob SquarePants Musical. A goateed man (hair dyed red) poses in front of a Krusty Krab sign. He’s wearing blue pants belted, a button down shirt sleeve blue shirt, red shoes and oversized boxing gloves to indicate claws.
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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It’s beyond ridiculous everywhere anymore.
This place censors trans folk for innocuous comments, and I saw this on x earlier today
Black warning box from TikTok - red triangle with exclamation mark Comment Removed this comment violates community guidelines Comment details “The current strains are called Nimbus and Stratus. All strains are known to impact nerves and the brain. That could explain your neck and spine pain.”
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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These casually phrased anti-societal views on children seem to be growing.
Skeet “I’m sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?” 24 comments 271 reskeets 1.8k likes
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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For $600 you could buy those huge clear inflatable bubbles and simply roll through town untouched by the weather.

God, I’m so much better at spending than the wealthy.
Screenshot from Zorb website showing price list. Starter Kit $600 includes one inflatable ball, electric air pump, free delivery. Most Popular $1200 includes two balls. Premium Package $1800 includes 3 balls. Two YouTube vids are on the page, one called Extreme Zorbing and the other Indiana Jones in Real Life.
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Here we go
Pic of tv showing overhead shot of a town with generic buildings, a tree lined street with some cars. Text reads “Our town’s long nightmare began that night.” I am watching Silver Bullet.
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Feeling like an oddball because I don’t want to shower at the shoe store
Survey webpage. Question is “Which of the following exclusive experiences would you be interested in accessing?”. I have checked the box next to the answer “Road test new products before launch “. Another answer is highlighted; it reads “Member-only access in-store (i.e., locker rooms, showers).
October 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Vintage Chappell Roan
Pic from IMDB of two women sitting, palms raised to meet and lips touching. Woman on left wears a black cloak and has gold spikes down her ponytail. Woman on right wears a pale green and blue sleeveless dress with a gold bracelet, crown and hairclip. She has red curly hair in an updo, and very pale makeup. Text reads: Danika La Loggia and Magali Noël in Satyricon (1969)
October 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Creeper changing color
Ivy style plant changing from red to green bottom to top, between the handles of 3 tools against a peeling white wood background
October 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Forgot to add proof of wrinkle
Closeup of a sleeping brown dogs’s extremely wrinkled face
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM