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Gloamy
@gloamy.bsky.social
professional osakaposter
committing crimes regularly (jaywalking)
the first time i heard charcuterie i thought they said "charcucci" and was convinced for months it was a silly little way to say "sharkussy"

gn bsky
August 6, 2023 at 2:59 AM
did they gifs work yet
August 3, 2023 at 4:06 AM
@ghostie65.bsky.social welcome to tha club
July 17, 2023 at 6:31 AM
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jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
July 6, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Never talk to the police!

Cops act friendly to get you comfortable and talking - not to help you, but in hopes you'll incriminate yourself. No good!

The less you say, the harder it is for them to win in court.

Stopped by 12? Invoke the 5th - and lawyer up - fast!
July 6, 2023 at 10:45 PM
July 8, 2023 at 3:36 PM
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this is still an all time fave twitter interaction of mine
July 5, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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did canadian antifa write this
July 6, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Every time I see skeet on here my brain autocorrects it to sneed which is infinitely more entertaining
July 6, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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July 6, 2023 at 12:33 AM
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WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
July 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
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July 4, 2023 at 10:29 PM
how unsofishticated
July 4, 2023 at 10:21 PM
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July 4, 2023 at 10:20 PM
July 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
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I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
July 3, 2023 at 8:53 PM
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hi
truth social is down, so ill try to find my mutuals here
idk how retweets work here? but if they exist, please do rt :3
July 2, 2023 at 11:38 AM
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How it feels to check bluesky
July 3, 2023 at 2:01 PM
do not pay your bills
instead, set up a long and convoluted cross-country puzzle with instructional videotapes
the tax collectors will have to work together and travel all around, forming an inseparable bond of friendship that makes them realize that those around them are more important than money
July 3, 2023 at 3:09 PM
🥺🥺
July 3, 2023 at 3:00 PM
July 3, 2023 at 2:59 PM
July 3, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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It's happening
July 3, 2023 at 2:42 AM
skeeters skoot ur skot
btw new skeeters there are NO dms if you wanna shoot your shot you do it publicly in the town square 🫵
July 3, 2023 at 6:27 AM
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You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM