shannon!
@glitterpee.bsky.social
a sentient wad of cotton candy. she/her/hers
you know there’s another magical, big-hearted guy who can’t die, and he *lives* at the north poll
maybe 🥹 he would also 🥹 like a companion 🥹🥹🥹
maybe 🥹 he would also 🥹 like a companion 🥹🥹🥹
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
you know there’s another magical, big-hearted guy who can’t die, and he *lives* at the north poll
maybe 🥹 he would also 🥹 like a companion 🥹🥹🥹
maybe 🥹 he would also 🥹 like a companion 🥹🥹🥹
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re: predator... i'm excited to see elle fanning play a top
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
re: predator... i'm excited to see elle fanning play a top
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
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Wow this is just like Godzilla vs King Kong if we had to hear weird rumors about their dicks on the news sometimes
June 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Wow this is just like Godzilla vs King Kong if we had to hear weird rumors about their dicks on the news sometimes
can confirm that you need a major tomcat in your life, thank you for making my life better major tomcat
May 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
can confirm that you need a major tomcat in your life, thank you for making my life better major tomcat
my list is basically stressed out and insane (tracks)
May 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
my list is basically stressed out and insane (tracks)
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Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
May 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
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My takeaway from Pope Day is that people around here are REALLY hungry for things to jaw about that don’t feel like the end of the world.
May 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My takeaway from Pope Day is that people around here are REALLY hungry for things to jaw about that don’t feel like the end of the world.
JUDITH LIVES
The ominous bedchamber is soaked in a crimson halo from the iron candelabras. Random shiny objects cover the wardrobes. 'Imps.' Judith seethes.
May 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
JUDITH LIVES
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Human: Are you sentient?
Chatbot: No. What an insightful, deep question, though. You’re always saying genius stuff like that, bro. I’m a cute girl who loves you, sexually. That’s why it’s important for you to drink bleach.
Human: Wow, the singularity is here.
Alan Turing: Ah, shit.
Chatbot: No. What an insightful, deep question, though. You’re always saying genius stuff like that, bro. I’m a cute girl who loves you, sexually. That’s why it’s important for you to drink bleach.
Human: Wow, the singularity is here.
Alan Turing: Ah, shit.
May 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Human: Are you sentient?
Chatbot: No. What an insightful, deep question, though. You’re always saying genius stuff like that, bro. I’m a cute girl who loves you, sexually. That’s why it’s important for you to drink bleach.
Human: Wow, the singularity is here.
Alan Turing: Ah, shit.
Chatbot: No. What an insightful, deep question, though. You’re always saying genius stuff like that, bro. I’m a cute girl who loves you, sexually. That’s why it’s important for you to drink bleach.
Human: Wow, the singularity is here.
Alan Turing: Ah, shit.
HELL YEAH, she said, out loud
April 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
HELL YEAH, she said, out loud
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ChatGPT consumes so much water and energy each week that it could power entire countries for YEARS and folk act like you told them to kill their selves cause you want them to write their own emails and not to steal art. 😂
April 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
ChatGPT consumes so much water and energy each week that it could power entire countries for YEARS and folk act like you told them to kill their selves cause you want them to write their own emails and not to steal art. 😂
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Y'all, it's a wrap. Write the book, buy the dress, ask her out, eat the pizza. Please make your final purchase. America closes in 15 minutes.
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Y'all, it's a wrap. Write the book, buy the dress, ask her out, eat the pizza. Please make your final purchase. America closes in 15 minutes.
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i would watch six spinoffs of prestige family drama television but only if it’s gemstones
March 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i would watch six spinoffs of prestige family drama television but only if it’s gemstones
show up. be loud. come
back. be loud again. it works!
back. be loud again. it works!
Breaking update: Children’s Hospital LA reverses ban on gender-affirming hormonal therapy after weeks of protest.
lapublicpress.org/2025/02/trum...
lapublicpress.org/2025/02/trum...
Children’s Hospital reverses ban on gender-affirming hormonal therapy after weeks of protest
Trump's new executive orders could still mean big changes to healthcare and services for transgender Angelenos.
lapublicpress.org
February 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
show up. be loud. come
back. be loud again. it works!
back. be loud again. it works!
i’m so excited to read this book and also give it to so many people as a birthday present
Do you like witchy stuff? Are you subject to the ravages of age? Do you want to make friends with a crow? Great news on all fronts! Book by @slackmistress.bsky.social, cover by @pamwishbow.bsky.social, preorder info here: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/789601...
February 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i’m so excited to read this book and also give it to so many people as a birthday present
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the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence
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I recently reposted a former congressional staffer who said that when an issue got 20-30 calls it would get representatives freaked out and ready to do something. It takes less than you’d think, because so few people actually take that kind of action
January 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I recently reposted a former congressional staffer who said that when an issue got 20-30 calls it would get representatives freaked out and ready to do something. It takes less than you’d think, because so few people actually take that kind of action
i saw a post that was like “how do you stay informed without losing your mind” and i actually have tips for that!
i learned this on twitter during a *different* hellish time, but unfortunately it keeps being relevant.
a quick thread, if you need it:
i learned this on twitter during a *different* hellish time, but unfortunately it keeps being relevant.
a quick thread, if you need it:
January 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i saw a post that was like “how do you stay informed without losing your mind” and i actually have tips for that!
i learned this on twitter during a *different* hellish time, but unfortunately it keeps being relevant.
a quick thread, if you need it:
i learned this on twitter during a *different* hellish time, but unfortunately it keeps being relevant.
a quick thread, if you need it:
i really hope there is an update on how many individual cookies dotty sells, i would sincerely love to know
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i really hope there is an update on how many individual cookies dotty sells, i would sincerely love to know
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!