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security engineer. internet slapfight enthusiast. now with real glitter
security engineer. internet slapfight enthusiast. now with real glitter
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Today in Congress, the House voted unanimously and to fund a Congressional time capsule to be opened on July 4th, 2276, 250 years from now. (H. R. 1834)
Ok, now that's just asking for the monkey's paw to curl. C'mon y'all.
time.com/7346834/trum...
Ok, now that's just asking for the monkey's paw to curl. C'mon y'all.
time.com/7346834/trum...
Is Trump Serious About Canceling the Midterm Elections?
Trump has suggested canceling the upcoming midterm elections not once, but twice, in a matter of days.
time.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Today in Congress, the House voted unanimously and to fund a Congressional time capsule to be opened on July 4th, 2276, 250 years from now. (H. R. 1834)
Ok, now that's just asking for the monkey's paw to curl. C'mon y'all.
time.com/7346834/trum...
Ok, now that's just asking for the monkey's paw to curl. C'mon y'all.
time.com/7346834/trum...
I did a thing to post through some things
Today Congress recognized the achievements and contributions of the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter to the national defense of the United States and its (former) allies. (Congressional Record Vol. 172, No. 11)
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump threatens to use military over Minnesota anti-ICE protests
Jan 15 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump threatened on Thursday to invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy military forces in Minnesota after days of angry protests over a surge in immigration agents on the streets of Minneapolis.
www.reuters.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I did a thing to post through some things
Listen, White House Press Corps. You don't like us and we don't like you.
But I give you one (1) permission to fake news and claim that Trump died when he didn't, just so we can make him watch the celebrations for a couple of hours.
But I give you one (1) permission to fake news and claim that Trump died when he didn't, just so we can make him watch the celebrations for a couple of hours.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Listen, White House Press Corps. You don't like us and we don't like you.
But I give you one (1) permission to fake news and claim that Trump died when he didn't, just so we can make him watch the celebrations for a couple of hours.
But I give you one (1) permission to fake news and claim that Trump died when he didn't, just so we can make him watch the celebrations for a couple of hours.
I went to Chuck Schumer's Facebook page to see if this was maybe misleading and IT IS NOT.
I did find this, though.
I did find this, though.
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I went to Chuck Schumer's Facebook page to see if this was maybe misleading and IT IS NOT.
I did find this, though.
I did find this, though.
When they say "this is how it's going to work", you make them explain. If you aren't satisfied, you make them prove it.
Some of you have never been on enterprise software sales calls and it shows.
Some of you have never been on enterprise software sales calls and it shows.
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
When they say "this is how it's going to work", you make them explain. If you aren't satisfied, you make them prove it.
Some of you have never been on enterprise software sales calls and it shows.
Some of you have never been on enterprise software sales calls and it shows.
look at this dork Sephiroth-posting on an alt like a lil babby lol
@meerkat-isthmus.bsky.social
They seem to really really hate women lol
@meerkat-isthmus.bsky.social
They seem to really really hate women lol
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
look at this dork Sephiroth-posting on an alt like a lil babby lol
@meerkat-isthmus.bsky.social
They seem to really really hate women lol
@meerkat-isthmus.bsky.social
They seem to really really hate women lol
dang it
I read the news about the ICE leak just before falling asleep last night and woke up feeling like Christmas morning, but unfortunately a) it kind of seems like bullshit and b) the Bluesky Resistance is being extremely annoying about it.
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 AM
dang it
c'monnn cancer
CLOT CLOT CLOT CLOT CLOT
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
c'monnn cancer
@kathryntewson.bsky.social
i regret to inform you the tech bros are at it again
although at least this one is really only fucking himself over
avc.xyz/notebook-law...
i regret to inform you the tech bros are at it again
although at least this one is really only fucking himself over
avc.xyz/notebook-law...
Notebook Lawyer
When USV commits to investing in a startup, we negotiate a term sheet and then hand over the details to our lawyers. The startup hires a lawyer, and we hire a lawyer. The startup's lawyer prepares the...
avc.xyz
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
@kathryntewson.bsky.social
i regret to inform you the tech bros are at it again
although at least this one is really only fucking himself over
avc.xyz/notebook-law...
i regret to inform you the tech bros are at it again
although at least this one is really only fucking himself over
avc.xyz/notebook-law...
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I gave my friend my phone to pick the music on our drive to see holiday lights. One guess for *the first song* she picked 😂
At least I got to teach someone new about WHAMageddon lol
At least I got to teach someone new about WHAMageddon lol
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I gave my friend my phone to pick the music on our drive to see holiday lights. One guess for *the first song* she picked 😂
At least I got to teach someone new about WHAMageddon lol
At least I got to teach someone new about WHAMageddon lol
@danfloydplus.bsky.social Astro Bot has an extremely cute holiday update. It's one level and maybe an hour tops? They stuffed it with some adorable presents too!
No expectations on a video or anything, but check it out if you have a spare minute and need some cheer and delight
No expectations on a video or anything, but check it out if you have a spare minute and need some cheer and delight
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
@danfloydplus.bsky.social Astro Bot has an extremely cute holiday update. It's one level and maybe an hour tops? They stuffed it with some adorable presents too!
No expectations on a video or anything, but check it out if you have a spare minute and need some cheer and delight
No expectations on a video or anything, but check it out if you have a spare minute and need some cheer and delight
I only write Javascript like every other year and EVERY TIME I have to learn the language from scratch because EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT
a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I only write Javascript like every other year and EVERY TIME I have to learn the language from scratch because EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT
fuck yeah we're doin it
If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
fuck yeah we're doin it
I stg I thought this was an Onion article
June 5: Elon Musk says Trump is in the Epstein files
Nov. 18: The House votes to release the files and Elon Musk has dinner at the White House
Nov. 18: The House votes to release the files and Elon Musk has dinner at the White House
Trump Lovingly Pats Elon Musk on Stomach During Dinner at White House
At a dinner in honor of Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the president acknowledged the existence of Elon Musk by touching him.
gizmodo.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I stg I thought this was an Onion article
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Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
Kristi Noem is mad that protesters are blowing whistles at ICE agents.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
fuck that dude
throw him out on his ass
throw him out on his ass
Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
fuck that dude
throw him out on his ass
throw him out on his ass
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And that entire 2 weeks is just THIS on repeat in my brain, while I knowingly just DON'T DO THE THING
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
And that entire 2 weeks is just THIS on repeat in my brain, while I knowingly just DON'T DO THE THING
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.
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As an infosec guy I’m finding every detail of the the Louvre theft delightful.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
As an infosec guy I’m finding every detail of the the Louvre theft delightful.
I made a joke to a friend along the lines of "$10 says he tried to treat cancer with ivermectin or something and left it way too long" and MOTHERFUCKER I WAS KIDDING
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I made a joke to a friend along the lines of "$10 says he tried to treat cancer with ivermectin or something and left it way too long" and MOTHERFUCKER I WAS KIDDING