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✨ Dale’s Jamaican Grandmother ✨
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she/her | makeup enthusiast | Reggie's wife | Clarke’s Mama | giantess | fly, fluffy, fashionable, and fine | PR: colorusbeautifulblog@gmail.com
That lady put me through it.
Lol this was me and @glamazon1026.bsky.social but we were stressed reading “The Reformatory”

I put the book down for two weeks
July 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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a nice firm green grape, not too sweet and not too sour, is going to hit the spot every time.
April 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oh I want this
February 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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He was a thickums who had his own mansion and wouldn't let her touch a bill.
February 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
TOTO ON THE TRACK!
February 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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adele would fight you herself
February 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lmaooo
It's probably not in the spirit of Black History Month but I want Too Close by Next removed from the universe
February 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That nap took me!
January 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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@glamazon1026.bsky.social, make sure Knicks fans know he’s Antiguan.
January 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
👀
December 28, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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I don't understand any of these words in this sequence
I call my grandma Mrs. Homewrecker cause she married my dad 🤷🏽‍♀️
December 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I been in the trenches. Clarke is teething and is in a sleep regression.
December 28, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Long time no skeet
December 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
(The dinner)
What are you guys in charge of making for Christmas dinner? I just peeled potatoes.
December 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Why, are there more fried pickles when I get down?!?
If you eat fried pickles go jump out of a plane with no parachute
December 24, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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RICHARD LLLAWSON
Richard Lawson, you sound educated
December 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:

1) slide to the left
2) slide to the right
3) reverse reverse!
4) cha cha now ya'll
Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:

1) Hush
2) Hush
3) Keep it down now
4) Voices carry
Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:

1) Don't stop
2) Get it, Get it
3) Don't stop
4) Rock with it
December 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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Mamma Mia
📍Hollywood, CA
December 17, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Ok educators, I need help. My niece needs a recommendation letter for something she’s trying to do. Babygirl is president of the biology club & in all AP & IB classes at her HS. She wants to go to Howard & we need some Howard ppl to help.
December 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
“I want you to practice truth”

Toya ate with that one 😭
December 16, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Lmfao
Again, is this a secret negro with Ashley? #RHOP
December 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM
NY all the way bby
You can only eat one for the rest of your life, which one you picking?
December 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM
This love lagoon is so cringey
December 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I need it!
December 15, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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I said it back when and I’ll say it again, Sesame Street should’ve never been on cable in the first place because all children should be able to access it. Please donate to the workshop
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December 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM