✨ Dale’s Jamaican Grandmother ✨
@glamazon1026.bsky.social
she/her | makeup enthusiast | Reggie's wife | Clarke’s Mama | giantess | fly, fluffy, fashionable, and fine | PR: colorusbeautifulblog@gmail.com
Was practicing creole with my husband and sister in law so that I could speak to my father in law and accidentally used the slang for bjs when I wanted to say calf (like a baby cow). That was fun.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Was practicing creole with my husband and sister in law so that I could speak to my father in law and accidentally used the slang for bjs when I wanted to say calf (like a baby cow). That was fun.
Correct.
motherhood is the most ghetto hood of all.
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Correct.
Put some beads in Clarke’s hair I’m too hyped.
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Put some beads in Clarke’s hair I’m too hyped.
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IT WORKED YOU GUYS!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
IT WORKED YOU GUYS!!!!
Yall talking about sports?
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Yall talking about sports?
Toddler beer bellies are so hilarious
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Toddler beer bellies are so hilarious
That lady put me through it.
Lol this was me and @glamazon1026.bsky.social but we were stressed reading “The Reformatory”
I put the book down for two weeks
I put the book down for two weeks
July 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That lady put me through it.
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a nice firm green grape, not too sweet and not too sour, is going to hit the spot every time.
April 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
a nice firm green grape, not too sweet and not too sour, is going to hit the spot every time.
Oh I want this
February 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Oh I want this
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He was a thickums who had his own mansion and wouldn't let her touch a bill.
February 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
He was a thickums who had his own mansion and wouldn't let her touch a bill.
TOTO ON THE TRACK!
Michael Jackson cooked so hard on Human Nature. Wow.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a truck smoking a cigarette .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a truck smoking a cigarette .
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
TOTO ON THE TRACK!
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adele would fight you herself
February 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
adele would fight you herself
Lmaooo
It's probably not in the spirit of Black History Month but I want Too Close by Next removed from the universe
February 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Lmaooo
That nap took me!
January 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That nap took me!
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@glamazon1026.bsky.social, make sure Knicks fans know he’s Antiguan.
January 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
@glamazon1026.bsky.social, make sure Knicks fans know he’s Antiguan.
👀
December 28, 2024 at 11:11 PM
👀
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I don't understand any of these words in this sequence
I call my grandma Mrs. Homewrecker cause she married my dad 🤷🏽♀️
December 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I don't understand any of these words in this sequence
I been in the trenches. Clarke is teething and is in a sleep regression.
December 28, 2024 at 6:27 AM
I been in the trenches. Clarke is teething and is in a sleep regression.
Long time no skeet
December 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Long time no skeet
(The dinner)
What are you guys in charge of making for Christmas dinner? I just peeled potatoes.
December 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
(The dinner)
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Why, are there more fried pickles when I get down?!?
If you eat fried pickles go jump out of a plane with no parachute
December 24, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Why, are there more fried pickles when I get down?!?
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RICHARD LLLAWSON
Richard Lawson, you sound educated
December 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
RICHARD LLLAWSON
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Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:
1) slide to the left
2) slide to the right
3) reverse reverse!
4) cha cha now ya'll
1) slide to the left
2) slide to the right
3) reverse reverse!
4) cha cha now ya'll
Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:
1) Hush
2) Hush
3) Keep it down now
4) Voices carry
1) Hush
2) Hush
3) Keep it down now
4) Voices carry
Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:
1) Don't stop
2) Get it, Get it
3) Don't stop
4) Rock with it
1) Don't stop
2) Get it, Get it
3) Don't stop
4) Rock with it
December 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:
1) slide to the left
2) slide to the right
3) reverse reverse!
4) cha cha now ya'll
1) slide to the left
2) slide to the right
3) reverse reverse!
4) cha cha now ya'll
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Mamma Mia
December 17, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Mamma Mia
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Ok educators, I need help. My niece needs a recommendation letter for something she’s trying to do. Babygirl is president of the biology club & in all AP & IB classes at her HS. She wants to go to Howard & we need some Howard ppl to help.
December 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Ok educators, I need help. My niece needs a recommendation letter for something she’s trying to do. Babygirl is president of the biology club & in all AP & IB classes at her HS. She wants to go to Howard & we need some Howard ppl to help.