✨ Dale’s Jamaican Grandmother ✨
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she/her | makeup enthusiast | Reggie's wife | Clarke’s Mama | giantess | fly, fluffy, fashionable, and fine | PR: colorusbeautifulblog@gmail.com
Don’t get me wrong, I love me a pixie pant! But I don’t wanna hear that bullshit lmao
February 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I love me a pixie pant! But I don’t wanna hear that bullshit lmao
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THE DEVIL DONT NEED NO ADVOCATE
If it looks you are defending pedophiles then you are defending pedophiles
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
THE DEVIL DONT NEED NO ADVOCATE
They gonna get you but I agree
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February 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
They gonna get you but I agree
Hey don’t put cream of wheat in this
Lizzo has Cream of Wheat for brains because what the hell?
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Hey don’t put cream of wheat in this
Meghan Trainor makes music for old navy dressing rooms is also a good one.
First it was “Jelly Roll makes music for nurses married to police officers” and now “Lizzo makes music for Melissa McCarthy/Amy Schumer comedy promos”🤣🤣
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Meghan Trainor makes music for old navy dressing rooms is also a good one.
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Both statements are correct.
First it was “Jelly Roll makes music for nurses married to police officers” and now “Lizzo makes music for Melissa McCarthy/Amy Schumer comedy promos”🤣🤣
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Both statements are correct.
I’m never wrong, I’m just always early
Tbh I didn't think Lizzo was an industry plant before but this changed my mind bc I cannot think of any other reason to hop off the porch to defend pedos on a random Tuesday.
February 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I’m never wrong, I’m just always early
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This weather got me in the Huntin’ and Muddin’ 11s
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
This weather got me in the Huntin’ and Muddin’ 11s
I need me a little treat
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January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I need me a little treat
Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge
The Poconos !!!!!!!!!!! you wanna switch it up... let's go to the poconos!
if you wanna do something different ...
WHAT IS THAT HOTEL WITH MARTINI GLASS BATHTUBS ??????
WHAT IS THAT HOTEL WITH MARTINI GLASS BATHTUBS ??????
January 28, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge
I want something good to eat for lunch. I deserve it.
January 28, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I want something good to eat for lunch. I deserve it.
Can you pls 😭
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Can you pls 😭
!!!
The bankruptcy isn’t a reflection of her prices but private equity firms that undervalued her brand.
they on the other app saying pat mcgrath should not have assumed her brand would do well priced similarly to brands like armani bc armani has been a makeup brand for decades.
chat, pat mcgrath literally created armani luminous silk foundation. she CREATED their staple, best seller product.
chat, pat mcgrath literally created armani luminous silk foundation. she CREATED their staple, best seller product.
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 PM
!!!
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Hilarious. Might be the first person to make a bag from being ashy🤣
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Hilarious. Might be the first person to make a bag from being ashy🤣
A scheme they set up with Todd
Sinuses be making to seem like it's their personal mission to lay you low and for what?
Some trapped dust 😭
Some trapped dust 😭
Y’all know what will have you fcuked up on the low?!?
SINUSES!!!!!
SINUSES!!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
A scheme they set up with Todd
Lmaoooo
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Lmaoooo
I’m in the clinic today. Nobody better come in saying they sad and or anxious!! Go play in the snow!!!
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I’m in the clinic today. Nobody better come in saying they sad and or anxious!! Go play in the snow!!!
Aah gotcha! Thank you!
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Aah gotcha! Thank you!
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SHES BACKKKKK!!!!! Nene, Kim, and Cynthia all back together over the weekend for a little costume party! #RHOA
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Who was scamming
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Who was scamming
Omg he’s so strict!
So I got my kid a phone for his birthday and added him to the family group chat right? We all starting yapping this morning and woke him up and this is what he said to us😂😂😂
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Omg he’s so strict!
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
I don’t even stare too hard at the monitor before she rise up like “I sensed Mother’s presence”. Miss me with that, close your eyes ma’am!!!
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January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I don’t even stare too hard at the monitor before she rise up like “I sensed Mother’s presence”. Miss me with that, close your eyes ma’am!!!