✨ Dale’s Jamaican Grandmother ✨
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✨ Dale’s Jamaican Grandmother ✨
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she/her | makeup enthusiast | Reggie's wife | Clarke’s Mama | giantess | fly, fluffy, fashionable, and fine | PR: colorusbeautifulblog@gmail.com
Was practicing creole with my husband and sister in law so that I could speak to my father in law and accidentally used the slang for bjs when I wanted to say calf (like a baby cow). That was fun.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Correct.
motherhood is the most ghetto hood of all.
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Put some beads in Clarke’s hair I’m too hyped.
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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IT WORKED YOU GUYS!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Yall talking about sports?
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Toddler beer bellies are so hilarious
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
That lady put me through it.
Lol this was me and @glamazon1026.bsky.social but we were stressed reading “The Reformatory”

I put the book down for two weeks
July 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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a nice firm green grape, not too sweet and not too sour, is going to hit the spot every time.
April 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oh I want this
February 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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He was a thickums who had his own mansion and wouldn't let her touch a bill.
February 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
TOTO ON THE TRACK!
February 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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adele would fight you herself
February 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lmaooo
It's probably not in the spirit of Black History Month but I want Too Close by Next removed from the universe
February 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That nap took me!
January 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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@glamazon1026.bsky.social, make sure Knicks fans know he’s Antiguan.
January 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
👀
December 28, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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I don't understand any of these words in this sequence
I call my grandma Mrs. Homewrecker cause she married my dad 🤷🏽‍♀️
December 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I been in the trenches. Clarke is teething and is in a sleep regression.
December 28, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Long time no skeet
December 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
(The dinner)
What are you guys in charge of making for Christmas dinner? I just peeled potatoes.
December 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Why, are there more fried pickles when I get down?!?
If you eat fried pickles go jump out of a plane with no parachute
December 24, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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RICHARD LLLAWSON
Richard Lawson, you sound educated
December 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:

1) slide to the left
2) slide to the right
3) reverse reverse!
4) cha cha now ya'll
Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:

1) Hush
2) Hush
3) Keep it down now
4) Voices carry
Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:

1) Don't stop
2) Get it, Get it
3) Don't stop
4) Rock with it
December 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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Mamma Mia
📍Hollywood, CA
December 17, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Ok educators, I need help. My niece needs a recommendation letter for something she’s trying to do. Babygirl is president of the biology club & in all AP & IB classes at her HS. She wants to go to Howard & we need some Howard ppl to help.
December 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM