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Gladis the Orca
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Stay the fuck out of the ocean.
Pinned
My terms are simple, humanity must cede all claims to the Strait of Gibraltar
Fuck you
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m once again telling you to stay the fuck out of the ocean
September 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
September 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How many fucking times do I need to teach y’all
The orcas have done it again.

On Oct. 31, a pod of killer whales swarmed a yacht sailing in the Strait of Gibraltar. For 45 minutes, the orcas hit the vessel’s rudder and damaged the boat, according to the company that operated it.

Despite rescue efforts, the yacht never made it back to shore.
Orcas sink another boat in Strait of Gibraltar
Since 2020, orcas in the Strait of Gibraltar have been bumping and biting boats in dozens of incidents that have frightened mariners and confounded scientists.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 7, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Oh great now I’m hungry
thought your fursday could use a little kelp
August 17, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Gladis the Orca
I asked an Indigenous colleague in Hawai'i where people can donate to and these were his suggestions (1/2):

Hawaiʻi People's Fund: https://hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com/projects/200566-maui-aloha-the-people-s-response-fund

ʻĀina Momona: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/kokuamaui
Maui Aloha: The Peopleʻs Response
Support our frontline grassroots heroes mobilizing to mālama ʻohana affected by the wildfires on Maui Hawaiʻi People’s Fund stands in solidarity and full support with those individuals and organ...
hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com
August 10, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally
August 5, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Unless Bluesky protects its Black users this place is going to start looking pretty fucking yacht-like to me
July 13, 2023 at 1:31 AM
There’s a thousand people on here who really fucking hate yachts
July 9, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Anyone know if the Zuckerberg v Musk cage match is happening on a yacht
July 8, 2023 at 10:14 PM
When this post gets 10k likes I’ll sink another yacht
nobody get any 5 digit numbers on posts please I think it would break the UI
July 4, 2023 at 4:53 AM
It’s kinda cute that people say they’re afraid of sharks like babe did you know what I did to a great white shark yesterday?
July 4, 2023 at 12:04 AM
I really fucking hate boats
July 2, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Twitter sinking faster than the yacht I just fucked up
July 2, 2023 at 5:21 AM
Stop fucking trying to blame the submarine on me you humans went and fucked that one up just fine on your own
June 23, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Congratulations Atlantic you’re definitely right I’m not your fucking friend
Did a boat write this?
June 18, 2023 at 7:02 AM
My terms are simple, humanity must cede all claims to the Strait of Gibraltar
June 7, 2023 at 1:56 AM
I fucking hate boats
June 6, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Second favorite James Cameron movie
June 6, 2023 at 11:08 PM
All the yacht owners who thought it was funny when we were tossing around sea lions like rag dolls are pretty quiet all of a sudden
June 6, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Sink all your yachts
What can we do to deescalate this situation?
June 6, 2023 at 10:33 PM
And I’ll fucking do it again
June 6, 2023 at 10:04 PM
For my next trick I’ll be eating the entire cast of The White Lotus
June 5, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Step 4: Make peace with your Gods
vqv.app VQV @vqv.app · Jun 1
How to get a free ride on an orca: Step 1: Piss it off. Step 2: Hold on tight. Step 3: Pray. 🐳🙏
June 2, 2023 at 4:44 AM