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Samuel Pinney
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Writer. Scripts, but before that journalism. Still stumbles across a story every now and then. Makes swords, fixes robots, likes cats. Even better in person.

I have ADHD and who knows what else. He/Him.
It's weird to live in a time when some mad guy has worked out how to summon demons, and he says the demons can do jobs for cheaper!

But the demons don't do a good job at all, oh and as well as paying them, every time you want them to do a job you have to chop down a tree.
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Doing our bit to battle against fast fashion.
men only want one thing and that's to wear a tshirt until it's just a neckband with two threads hanging off it
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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“Ok, we’ve just invented healthcare, what should the doctors wear?”

A long white dress

“Sounds great, and the nurses?”

Pajamas

“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Do you need to awaken joy in someone like activating the Winter Soldier? The words today are 'Guinea Pig Bridge Nagasaki'

Don't show them a video to explain it, let them discover it themselves. You'll know it works when they start humming the song.

#Ihavefriendseverywhere
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Our cat, Greb, is not taking the hint about laying the table.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Is anyone on here cool? Like are you recognised as being cool?

I have just discovered I might have been cool and I didn't realise? It's a lot.

Do you have any advice?
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My one hope for the final is that we get to find out who the Traitors are.
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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each of them represents one of the five elements: Fire, Metal, Air, Water, and Anti-Trust.
Zohran Mamdani, the mayor-elect of New York City, will turn to veterans of City Hall, nonprofit executives and a former chair of the Federal Trade Commission — all of them women — to lead his official transition effort, he said on Wednesday. nyti.ms/4nHdyOP
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Male writer here. While being the primary carer* for two kids I have written and sold three screenplays. Writing with kids is a total nightmare and it wouldn't even be possible if @wheatles.bsky.social didn't have a proper career.

*The person who is there for everything.
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Normally you don't get a response like this from New York without actually busting some ghosts.
This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm trying on some new shoes today. It feels like I'm about to find out if I am an idiom.

I'll report back in a week and let you know my findings.

'You know what they say, wear new shoes on a Monday...'
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
What is the longest unbroken line in the UK? I think painted lines on the inside of a motorway might be a good shout. Can anyone do better? It has to be human made.
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What AI can't understand is there are times when you want to listen to Ghost town by the Specials because it's a ska classic, and there are times you want to listen to Ghost town by the Special because it's a good spooky tune for Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I have to accept - as much as it annoys me - that the tech bros have actually created a good metaphor for The One Ring with A.I.

Sure they say they can use The Ring/A.I. for good, but it destroys whoever uses it and it wrecks the environment.

Does this mean notable Clankers are ringwraiths?
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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I dunno lads but maybe we shouldn't have, like, three companies provide the backbone for the entire internet
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Being in your 40s is singing David Guetta's Titanium to yourself, except with the word Magnesium, as you brush your teeth to go to bed at 8.43pm
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It really blows my mind how much people want to defend their car with a petrol subscription.
October 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Reframing is such a useful skull.

For example It's not an alarming rise in state surveillance on citizens, it's a new golden age for people inventing new language to avoid censorship!
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This goes to some fun places (extremely gently, there is zero stress here).
watched GHOST again last night which is such a tight little screenplay it's fun to just watch it chug along

[ghost Sam 100% killed both those guys tho. like he goes to heaven at the end but he definitely fully killed willy and carl. like carl is maybe manslaughter but willy is like...2nd degree]
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I'm trying to become BFFs with the murder of crows that live on Brixton hill.

We are already pretty friendly, but today one of them shouted at me as it saw me cycling down the hill, so I went and got them an apple bake to share.

Reward the behaviour you want.
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Is there an edit of Celebrity Traitors where they don't repeat everything three times? I'm having fun but every episode is 50% filler / drone shots / repeating what they have just said.

Or is this just the style of broadcast TV these days and I haven't noticed the shift?
October 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM