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Lainey
@giggler.bsky.social
Technical writer. Aspiring author. Vocalist. Mom. Wife. Geek. All this with a medley of memorable laughs.
She/her.
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“hope isn’t a mood. it’s a decision.” (via confettitactics on threads: www.threads.com/@confettitac...)
June 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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i’m so old, i remember when going on the internet made you smarter
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yet again, I dreamt of fighting evil while I also desperately sought a bathroom.

Stupid bladder.
August 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m considering writing a book, “Because We Liked It.” It would record all the products that were our favorites, and thus were discontinued.
July 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My teenage son on Steam with his friends sounds remarkably like a project manager frustrated with their team.
July 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
May 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
After @mordotus.bsky.social and my son sang happy birthday to me this morning, my son: “Did you enjoy your unskippable ad?” 😆
April 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Man can’t live by bread alone, but I just might for the next week.

(My amazing hubby got me a bread maker.)
April 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My son, watching Speed for the first time:
“This is a horrible concept for a movie, but they’re executing it really well.”
February 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The most savage reactions I've seen in response to the shooting of the United Healthcare CEO come straight from the nursing subreddit, where people who are clearly used to dealing with this insurer assess the incident:

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Mountain_Fig_9253's comment on "United Healthcare CEO killed in targeted shooting "
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December 4, 2024 at 5:37 PM
To the tune of Hooked on a Feeling:

Ahhhhhhhhhh…
Carbs are my feelings

Credit to @mordotus.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 2:13 PM
That look that your mother gives you when you’ve crossed the line?

It’s mominous.
November 22, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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A beautiful system to BLOCK all the MAGA trolls IN ONE CLICK

Click on this list bsky.app/profile/did:...
Subscribe to it
It offers you "block all"
Block them in one click

Thank you @bsky.app
November 9, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Happy anniversary, @mordotus.bsky.social! You’re my heart and my best friend. Here’s to the next 20 years. 🥂
October 3, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Make a band milder

Eight Inch Nails
Make a band milder

The Abstinence Pistols
make a band milder

Water Guns N' Roses
August 21, 2024 at 2:13 AM
The plants in my xeriscaped back yard continue to bloom. This makes me exceptionally happy.
August 4, 2024 at 1:51 AM
John Oliver’s coverage of Project 2025 this week is outstanding.
June 19, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Stir fry rice with egg and teriyaki chicken (and lots of veggies). It’s a lot of work, but totally worth it.

Bonus: leftovers (if there are any) are even better.
June 14, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I used to walk from school to the town library, where I’d call my mom on a pay phone to come pick me up.

I distinctly remember being incredulous when I had to start carrying a quarter with me to make the call instead of a dime.
My elementary school had textbooks that talked about the theory of plate tectonics, which was gaining wider acceptance.
Reskeet how old you are, using a vague proxy.

I played New Fly Splay when I was in grade school.
June 10, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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June 2, 2024 at 7:22 PM
What kind of food do we have to celebrate 34 felony convictions for Donald Trump?

Orange Chicken?
May 30, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Me: Damn group texts. Why isn’t there a way to leave….

Ooh. Hide alerts.
Yes, please.

Thanks, Apple.
May 28, 2024 at 2:20 AM
“What’s Y2K style?”

“It’s what you wear when you stay up all night at work for no good reason.”
May 25, 2024 at 10:10 PM
My braces acted like an antenna.

No, music didn’t play when I opened my mouth, but I regularly had dreams like what was on tv at the time, and I was consistently distracted.
May 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
It’s from the other place, but it’s also 100% true.
May 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM