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Avid Exister. Committed to converting Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide, and influencing the world around me via touch, sound and farting.
No worries about the delay, my dude; it's not exactly a kidney.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
No worries about the delay, my dude; it's not exactly a kidney.
Ok, cool, whatever.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Ok, cool, whatever.
Forgot how much the Rimworld soundtrack absolutely fucks.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Forgot how much the Rimworld soundtrack absolutely fucks.
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
Launching my primate logistics company; Apeshifter
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Launching my primate logistics company; Apeshifter
Just perfect timing for a 16 year old.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just perfect timing for a 16 year old.
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I see the 'who's really English?' arguments are back, lifted straight from 1970s NF/1980s BNP leaflets scrutinising birthplace, grandparents etc. No surprise. Tolerating debate about LGBTQ+ people's rights to exist and live equal lives as 'reasonable concerns' was always going to lead to this. 1/3
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I see the 'who's really English?' arguments are back, lifted straight from 1970s NF/1980s BNP leaflets scrutinising birthplace, grandparents etc. No surprise. Tolerating debate about LGBTQ+ people's rights to exist and live equal lives as 'reasonable concerns' was always going to lead to this. 1/3
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A neat little quiz game: Is a headline homophobia from the 80s-90s or transphobia from the 2010s-2020s? Because it's all the same bullshit, repackaged for the hate du jour
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
Have I Got Phobia For You
Bringing attention to the often harmful practices of our mainstream media. Thankfully the days of vile hostility against gay people are now more or less over, but, reading today’s newspapers, there’s ...
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A neat little quiz game: Is a headline homophobia from the 80s-90s or transphobia from the 2010s-2020s? Because it's all the same bullshit, repackaged for the hate du jour
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
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![An unholy amalgamation of memes. Bobby Hill's head on the body of the Amigara Faults "This Is My Hole" guy grabbing the pipe from The Treachery of Images (French: La Trahison des images,) a 1929 painting by Belgian surrealist painter René Magritte.
Text is "Ceci est ma pipe! Je ne vous connais pas!" [This is my pipe! I don't know you!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihir7qszsaou5tiqo2s3arkyrpvcxxdpvn4qm5zuu6omkufb7muky@jpeg)
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i think of this whenever someone has some shit to say about abstract art
July 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i think of this whenever someone has some shit to say about abstract art
Paul Jennings' book covers were all clickbait thumbnails.
October 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Paul Jennings' book covers were all clickbait thumbnails.
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Me giving my AI computer verbal commands:
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me giving my AI computer verbal commands:
The White People
Mash up bands:
Fleetwood Floyd
Fleetwood Floyd
October 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The White People
Re-uploading a bunch of RedLetterMedia videos but any time Rich Evans is laughing it's dubbed over with audio of a normal person laughing normally a normal amount.
October 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Re-uploading a bunch of RedLetterMedia videos but any time Rich Evans is laughing it's dubbed over with audio of a normal person laughing normally a normal amount.
The Complete Guide to Spilling your Dinner on your Lap: From Soup to Nuts
October 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The Complete Guide to Spilling your Dinner on your Lap: From Soup to Nuts
In this fucked up world, it's shit or be shat.
October 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
In this fucked up world, it's shit or be shat.
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going for snacks after bedtime
September 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
going for snacks after bedtime
ruin a book with a car:
Finnegan's Mondeo
Finnegan's Mondeo
ruin a book with a car:
Sisterhood of the Traveling Subaru
shit, no, all I did was make it gay
Sisterhood of the Traveling Subaru
shit, no, all I did was make it gay
September 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
ruin a book with a car:
Finnegan's Mondeo
Finnegan's Mondeo
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It is possible to cherish the BBC as an institution while also saying that BBC News is failing very badly, day after day, in its duty to inform and that it always fails in a right-wing direction. It desperately needs to recover its integrity
September 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It is possible to cherish the BBC as an institution while also saying that BBC News is failing very badly, day after day, in its duty to inform and that it always fails in a right-wing direction. It desperately needs to recover its integrity
jokes aside, the new Cardiacs album is exactly as you'd hope. Confusing, layered, broad, long, genius.
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
jokes aside, the new Cardiacs album is exactly as you'd hope. Confusing, layered, broad, long, genius.
Tim Smith being brung low by a cardiac arrest does not bode well for Trent Reznor
September 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Tim Smith being brung low by a cardiac arrest does not bode well for Trent Reznor
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STATS NERD TAILORING HIS FORMULA TO COVER THE SPREAD: The dew point at ground level isn’t conducive to deep sinkers. Pitchers are disadvantaged when throwing north
PITCHER WITH THE CLUBHOUSE NICKNAME “BIG WHITEY”: if I don’t shit before the game I bet I could huck this straight through a guy’s head
PITCHER WITH THE CLUBHOUSE NICKNAME “BIG WHITEY”: if I don’t shit before the game I bet I could huck this straight through a guy’s head
September 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
STATS NERD TAILORING HIS FORMULA TO COVER THE SPREAD: The dew point at ground level isn’t conducive to deep sinkers. Pitchers are disadvantaged when throwing north
PITCHER WITH THE CLUBHOUSE NICKNAME “BIG WHITEY”: if I don’t shit before the game I bet I could huck this straight through a guy’s head
PITCHER WITH THE CLUBHOUSE NICKNAME “BIG WHITEY”: if I don’t shit before the game I bet I could huck this straight through a guy’s head
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pronouncing shoegaze like foie gras
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
pronouncing shoegaze like foie gras
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watching porn without my glasses
call me mr magoon
call me mr magoon
September 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
watching porn without my glasses
call me mr magoon
call me mr magoon