GeoloJess
@geolojess.bsky.social
Geologist named Jess (hehe)
Covid conscious nerd
Covid conscious nerd
They were supposed to paint the hallways this week and we were gonna have an excuse to WFH but it got rescheduled 😢
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
They were supposed to paint the hallways this week and we were gonna have an excuse to WFH but it got rescheduled 😢
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I hope, my friend,
this week
you are fortunate enough
to have many things
for which you are thankful
but, my friend,
just be thankful
if you can get through
this week
without getting sick.
this week
you are fortunate enough
to have many things
for which you are thankful
but, my friend,
just be thankful
if you can get through
this week
without getting sick.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I hope, my friend,
this week
you are fortunate enough
to have many things
for which you are thankful
but, my friend,
just be thankful
if you can get through
this week
without getting sick.
this week
you are fortunate enough
to have many things
for which you are thankful
but, my friend,
just be thankful
if you can get through
this week
without getting sick.
Should I learn how to play washtub bass and join the local jug band? Or is that too much of an old man hobby even for me 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Should I learn how to play washtub bass and join the local jug band? Or is that too much of an old man hobby even for me 🤔
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You might wear out your index-finger running up and down the columns of dictionaries, and never find the word.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You might wear out your index-finger running up and down the columns of dictionaries, and never find the word.
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The fact that asymptomatic Covid cases can lead to Long Covid IMO probably leads to more people attributing illness to vaccine complications than what could actually occurring, when the underlying problem could be a Covid infection.
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The fact that asymptomatic Covid cases can lead to Long Covid IMO probably leads to more people attributing illness to vaccine complications than what could actually occurring, when the underlying problem could be a Covid infection.
I think I dissociated all week
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think I dissociated all week
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wearing a respirator today, this weekend, lowers the risk of bringing unwanted microscopic guests to your holiday celebrations, now less than a week away. your government has no interest in supporting you to preventing illness, nor in caring for you once you’re ill—take responsibility. mask up.
we are in an unprecedented untenable situation: wanton destruction of federal public health apparati (already reduced by biden), on top of a precarious, ever consolidating for-profit “care” system that’s been inching toward collapse for yrs as insurance rates soar—& you won’t help prevent illness? 🤨
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
wearing a respirator today, this weekend, lowers the risk of bringing unwanted microscopic guests to your holiday celebrations, now less than a week away. your government has no interest in supporting you to preventing illness, nor in caring for you once you’re ill—take responsibility. mask up.
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I stopped trusting the CDC when they underplayed covid, when they no longer recommended masks to the general public, when they told people like me to stay home while everyone else could happily leave us behind. That opened the door to this. Most people just don’t want to admit it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I stopped trusting the CDC when they underplayed covid, when they no longer recommended masks to the general public, when they told people like me to stay home while everyone else could happily leave us behind. That opened the door to this. Most people just don’t want to admit it.
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My alternator self destructed. I hate cars.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My alternator self destructed. I hate cars.
Car battery or alternator is about to combust. At least it let me know while I was running an errand and not driving 50 minutes to work before the auto shops even open ig
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Car battery or alternator is about to combust. At least it let me know while I was running an errand and not driving 50 minutes to work before the auto shops even open ig
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My aunt, the doctor,
told me a new joke.
She asked:
How can you tell
that we’re in
for a rough winter?
I said I did not know.
And in response
she sent me a graphic
from New York City’s
Department of Health
that recommended
wearing a mask.
And then neither of us laughed.
told me a new joke.
She asked:
How can you tell
that we’re in
for a rough winter?
I said I did not know.
And in response
she sent me a graphic
from New York City’s
Department of Health
that recommended
wearing a mask.
And then neither of us laughed.
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My aunt, the doctor,
told me a new joke.
She asked:
How can you tell
that we’re in
for a rough winter?
I said I did not know.
And in response
she sent me a graphic
from New York City’s
Department of Health
that recommended
wearing a mask.
And then neither of us laughed.
told me a new joke.
She asked:
How can you tell
that we’re in
for a rough winter?
I said I did not know.
And in response
she sent me a graphic
from New York City’s
Department of Health
that recommended
wearing a mask.
And then neither of us laughed.
Been sleeping less well than usual lately and ok I get why you poor sleepers talk about it all the time, this sucks
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Been sleeping less well than usual lately and ok I get why you poor sleepers talk about it all the time, this sucks
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How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
There was a stray recycling bin on my stoop yesterday. Tsk tsk Philly 101 is to label your cans with your address immediately
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There was a stray recycling bin on my stoop yesterday. Tsk tsk Philly 101 is to label your cans with your address immediately
It's time for the seasonal rotation of which rings I wear on each finger cause my knuckles are smaller in the cold
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's time for the seasonal rotation of which rings I wear on each finger cause my knuckles are smaller in the cold
My friend said "you've been single again for about 8 hours, has anyone confessed their undying affection for you yet?" And the answer was no... But I did briefly unpause my hinge and got a message from a guy I knew in college apologizing for being a dick to me back then lmao
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My friend said "you've been single again for about 8 hours, has anyone confessed their undying affection for you yet?" And the answer was no... But I did briefly unpause my hinge and got a message from a guy I knew in college apologizing for being a dick to me back then lmao
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
I cooked dinner and am making dough for bread tomorrow, but I really can't be assed to finish washing the dishes. Can't win em all
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I cooked dinner and am making dough for bread tomorrow, but I really can't be assed to finish washing the dishes. Can't win em all
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"For the last time, you need to go to the office because we value human connection! Got it? Good. Now let's talk about how you should outsource all your written communication and decision-making to AI..."
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"For the last time, you need to go to the office because we value human connection! Got it? Good. Now let's talk about how you should outsource all your written communication and decision-making to AI..."
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In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
Fuck it's only Tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fuck it's only Tuesday
My brain truly only works for about 5 hours in a row and then it takes a vacation
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My brain truly only works for about 5 hours in a row and then it takes a vacation
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Brain: I need noise
Me: *plays music*
Brain: no
Me: *plays movie*
Brain: no
Me: *plays audiobook*
Brain: no
Me: *plays ambient noise*
Brain: no
Me: what do you want??
Brain: *screams*
Me: *plays music*
Brain: no
Me: *plays movie*
Brain: no
Me: *plays audiobook*
Brain: no
Me: *plays ambient noise*
Brain: no
Me: what do you want??
Brain: *screams*
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Brain: I need noise
Me: *plays music*
Brain: no
Me: *plays movie*
Brain: no
Me: *plays audiobook*
Brain: no
Me: *plays ambient noise*
Brain: no
Me: what do you want??
Brain: *screams*
Me: *plays music*
Brain: no
Me: *plays movie*
Brain: no
Me: *plays audiobook*
Brain: no
Me: *plays ambient noise*
Brain: no
Me: what do you want??
Brain: *screams*