geoffdelnorte
@geoffdelnorte.bsky.social
Brilliant ideas, mediocre execution.
Photographer / Writer / Gamer / Armchair Engineer / Heretic
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Photographer / Writer / Gamer / Armchair Engineer / Heretic
www.geoffrichardson.com
Me, when anyone besmirches any flavor of pie:
“The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil”
“The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil”
If someone says that key lime pie is bad, they have already sinned against god. No need to yell at them, they will be judged and damned in the afterlife
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me, when anyone besmirches any flavor of pie:
“The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil”
“The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil”
Without reading: “It’s probably Mercy Culture, isn’t it?”
Narrator: “It was, of course, Mercy Culture”
These folks are IRS-violating and community ruining “Christians”, whom are very much running a cult. Fort Worth Weekly magazine has run some AMAZING investigations on this cult - worth a read.
Narrator: “It was, of course, Mercy Culture”
These folks are IRS-violating and community ruining “Christians”, whom are very much running a cult. Fort Worth Weekly magazine has run some AMAZING investigations on this cult - worth a read.
A Fort Worth church is offering a $100 online academy that aims to train conservative Christians to run for office.
At the core of the program is the idea that there is no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.
With @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org
At the core of the program is the idea that there is no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.
With @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org
“No Separation Between Church and State”: Inside a Texas Church’s Training Academy for Christians Running for Office
A Fort Worth church’s candidate training program is the “next stage” of a religion-driven political movement, which has more latitude now that the IRS has allowed religious leaders to endorse candidat...
www.propublica.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Without reading: “It’s probably Mercy Culture, isn’t it?”
Narrator: “It was, of course, Mercy Culture”
These folks are IRS-violating and community ruining “Christians”, whom are very much running a cult. Fort Worth Weekly magazine has run some AMAZING investigations on this cult - worth a read.
Narrator: “It was, of course, Mercy Culture”
These folks are IRS-violating and community ruining “Christians”, whom are very much running a cult. Fort Worth Weekly magazine has run some AMAZING investigations on this cult - worth a read.
Mark Kelly is a decorated veteran, brilliant astronaut and a decent human being. (A rarity these days, especially in politics). I hope Hegseth and Trump both eat copious amounts of shit trying to silence him.
America needs more patriots like Senator Mark Kelly and fewer miserable cowards like Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth.
Sen. Mark Kelly facing military investigation after clashing with Trump
A statement from the Pentagon said all service members have a "legal obligation" to "obey lawful orders and that orders are presumed to be lawful."
www.axios.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Mark Kelly is a decorated veteran, brilliant astronaut and a decent human being. (A rarity these days, especially in politics). I hope Hegseth and Trump both eat copious amounts of shit trying to silence him.
I have read some trippy things in my time. But, this one takes the cake.
Or would take the cake.
Maybe the cake has already been taken? Who can say?
Bravo @qntm.org - this one deserves its place in excellent fiction.
Or would take the cake.
Maybe the cake has already been taken? Who can say?
Bravo @qntm.org - this one deserves its place in excellent fiction.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I have read some trippy things in my time. But, this one takes the cake.
Or would take the cake.
Maybe the cake has already been taken? Who can say?
Bravo @qntm.org - this one deserves its place in excellent fiction.
Or would take the cake.
Maybe the cake has already been taken? Who can say?
Bravo @qntm.org - this one deserves its place in excellent fiction.
Are there any companies out there that *aren’t* trying to profit off of humanity’s downfall? Or are actively pushing us in that direction?
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Are there any companies out there that *aren’t* trying to profit off of humanity’s downfall? Or are actively pushing us in that direction?
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Whenever I order pizza, my wife always asks me to get cheesy bread too, which is just a worse version of pizza.
It’s like a concert venue booking Imagine Dragons and their cover band Pretend We’re Big Lizards.
It’s like a concert venue booking Imagine Dragons and their cover band Pretend We’re Big Lizards.
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Whenever I order pizza, my wife always asks me to get cheesy bread too, which is just a worse version of pizza.
It’s like a concert venue booking Imagine Dragons and their cover band Pretend We’re Big Lizards.
It’s like a concert venue booking Imagine Dragons and their cover band Pretend We’re Big Lizards.
Innocent people need not fear the truth.
The effort is to release the Epstein files is bipartisan
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Innocent people need not fear the truth.
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genuinely rocks that all these these insane, broke-brain maniacs ever wanted to do was take down an elite child sex trafficking ring and now they get to do it. never give up on your dreams.
Rep Don Bacon tells MSNBC he will vote yes on fully releasing the Epstein files alongside colleagues Thomas Massie, Nancy Mace, Lauren Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
genuinely rocks that all these these insane, broke-brain maniacs ever wanted to do was take down an elite child sex trafficking ring and now they get to do it. never give up on your dreams.
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In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
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Pluribus & Severance are more than enough to justify the cost of AppleTV+. Easily some of the best TV shows of the last two decades, and I dearly hope that Apple realizes how good they are at sci-fi.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Pluribus & Severance are more than enough to justify the cost of AppleTV+. Easily some of the best TV shows of the last two decades, and I dearly hope that Apple realizes how good they are at sci-fi.
I mean, I’d quit too if my boss made me release an absolutely shitty product, which then became the face of a fascist regime, and then that boss earned a trillion dollars for doing the absolute worst for society.
Here’s hoping more TSLA folks follow suit.
Here’s hoping more TSLA folks follow suit.
Tesla's Cybertruck head quits after eight years
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I mean, I’d quit too if my boss made me release an absolutely shitty product, which then became the face of a fascist regime, and then that boss earned a trillion dollars for doing the absolute worst for society.
Here’s hoping more TSLA folks follow suit.
Here’s hoping more TSLA folks follow suit.
That was such a different time. I had graduated, was working full time, and spending most evenings at friend’s houses playing endless splitscreen matches of this.
Now, all of those best friends are married, have kids, houses of their own. 16 years doesn’t seem that long, but BOY do I feel old.
Now, all of those best friends are married, have kids, houses of their own. 16 years doesn’t seem that long, but BOY do I feel old.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
That was such a different time. I had graduated, was working full time, and spending most evenings at friend’s houses playing endless splitscreen matches of this.
Now, all of those best friends are married, have kids, houses of their own. 16 years doesn’t seem that long, but BOY do I feel old.
Now, all of those best friends are married, have kids, houses of their own. 16 years doesn’t seem that long, but BOY do I feel old.
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An ouroboros but with whales instead of snakes is a Möbius Dick.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
An ouroboros but with whales instead of snakes is a Möbius Dick.
“Hell is empty, and the devils are all here.”
SINCE CHATGPT LAUNCHED, JOB OPENINGS ARE DOWN 30% WHILE THE STOCK MARKET IS UP 70% — PER FORTUNE.
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“Hell is empty, and the devils are all here.”
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Church leaders: check on your members who are Fed employees. They’re going on a month without pay, & that doesn’t stop bills from coming & a need to put food on the table.
Just because we don’t agree with their boss, doesn’t mean the essential workers need to starve. They’re our neighbors, too.
Just because we don’t agree with their boss, doesn’t mean the essential workers need to starve. They’re our neighbors, too.
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Church leaders: check on your members who are Fed employees. They’re going on a month without pay, & that doesn’t stop bills from coming & a need to put food on the table.
Just because we don’t agree with their boss, doesn’t mean the essential workers need to starve. They’re our neighbors, too.
Just because we don’t agree with their boss, doesn’t mean the essential workers need to starve. They’re our neighbors, too.
The amount of people on here that are revisiting “V for Vendetta” makes me happy.
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The amount of people on here that are revisiting “V for Vendetta” makes me happy.
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You know it’s funny when it rains it pours. They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.
- Tupac Shakur
- Tupac Shakur
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You know it’s funny when it rains it pours. They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.
- Tupac Shakur
- Tupac Shakur
It’s such a strange feeling, being off of work on a random Tuesday and not being tied to a company cell phone & laptop.
I am free. Even if only for a week.
I am free. Even if only for a week.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It’s such a strange feeling, being off of work on a random Tuesday and not being tied to a company cell phone & laptop.
I am free. Even if only for a week.
I am free. Even if only for a week.
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Wake up to news that "the asshole is dead" and spent 5 minutes trying to find out which specific asshole they're talking about, then get upset because it's not the specific asshole I wanted dead.
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wake up to news that "the asshole is dead" and spent 5 minutes trying to find out which specific asshole they're talking about, then get upset because it's not the specific asshole I wanted dead.
This is the winner of the Ozy discourse.
I heard there was a statue tall
That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
It goes like this the feet the fist
The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymaaaaandias
That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
It goes like this the feet the fist
The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymaaaaandias
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is the winner of the Ozy discourse.
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Ozyman, Ozyman-
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
October 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Ozyman, Ozyman-
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
Does this mean if we colonize the Moon, she won’t be there? Because if so, thats the best reason to be funding NASA these days.
![Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:
“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreickzwdynkak7r4lur6afktglm3gontqsq5r5c7jeewyecyd4dczla@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Does this mean if we colonize the Moon, she won’t be there? Because if so, thats the best reason to be funding NASA these days.