K.O. Myers
@genvexed.bsky.social
I have yet to achieve the perfect mixture of humility and bombast required to write a truly epic one-line bio. In the meantime, I'm a freelance #podcast producer/editor at https://particulatemedia.com, a D&D game writer/runner, and courts/law nerd.
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Hey. That thing you said that was so embarrassing? That silly mistake you made? That time you were so confidently wrong, that always makes you cringe when you think about it? Nobody remembers it but you. Let it go.
Pronouncing all the spelled syllables in village names?
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Pronouncing all the spelled syllables in village names?
"I don't understand, these bits KILLED with my handpicked board."
- Elon, probably
- Elon, probably
All Elon ever wanted was for people to think he was funny. He tried to buy that by buying Twitter. It didn't work. He made some half-arsed memes. That didn't work either. He went onstage with Dave Chapelle. People booed so much he had a breakdown.
Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 PM
"I don't understand, these bits KILLED with my handpicked board."
- Elon, probably
- Elon, probably
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Oh cool, you're on threads? That's what I'm hanging on by
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Oh cool, you're on threads? That's what I'm hanging on by
8/ This is also a chance to take a big swing. Do you want to create local journalism jobs in D.C.? Or know someone who has the money to? We want to be the place to do it. Please reach out. hello@51st.news
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Democracy dies in darkness, and nothing is darker than the gaping maw of a billionaire's soul.
No struggling newspaper ever saved itself by becoming a worse and less essential product. But what's happening today at the @washingtonpost.com is not just the latest devastating contraction of the news industry; it's the gutting of an American institution vital for a healthy society
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Democracy dies in darkness, and nothing is darker than the gaping maw of a billionaire's soul.
Genius.
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Genius.
Absolutely the last face you see before you're eaten.
NANCY MACE: I don't drink because if I did it could kill me
ALSO NANCY MACE:
ALSO NANCY MACE:
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Absolutely the last face you see before you're eaten.
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#TTRPGCastingCall!
I might have an opening for a Black player for my session this Saturday at 1P EST 👀 pls hmu if you have time and interest!
I might have an opening for a Black player for my session this Saturday at 1P EST 👀 pls hmu if you have time and interest!
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
#TTRPGCastingCall!
I might have an opening for a Black player for my session this Saturday at 1P EST 👀 pls hmu if you have time and interest!
I might have an opening for a Black player for my session this Saturday at 1P EST 👀 pls hmu if you have time and interest!
This is what peek performance looks like.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
This is what peek performance looks like.
Wow, the footprint of the ballroom has really exploded.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Wow, the footprint of the ballroom has really exploded.
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Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
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One way to think through the victory in Tarrant County, given that Rehmet ran in labor issues, is that the voters were offered two competing theories of solidarity and chose collective bargaining over white supremacy as their mode
This shift is possible and important to aim for
This shift is possible and important to aim for
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
One way to think through the victory in Tarrant County, given that Rehmet ran in labor issues, is that the voters were offered two competing theories of solidarity and chose collective bargaining over white supremacy as their mode
This shift is possible and important to aim for
This shift is possible and important to aim for
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all the billionaires are played by jon lovitz and none of them ever attend any of the planning meetings. actually marching on the day is delegated to a middle manager played by david spade.
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 PM
all the billionaires are played by jon lovitz and none of them ever attend any of the planning meetings. actually marching on the day is delegated to a middle manager played by david spade.
Clang, clang, motherfuckers.
If they ban whistles switch to cowbells. It'll be fun for all the Gen Xers.
Because we need more cowbell.
Because we need more cowbell.
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Clang, clang, motherfuckers.
Hey. That thing you said that was so embarrassing? That silly mistake you made? That time you were so confidently wrong, that always makes you cringe when you think about it? Nobody remembers it but you. Let it go.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Hey. That thing you said that was so embarrassing? That silly mistake you made? That time you were so confidently wrong, that always makes you cringe when you think about it? Nobody remembers it but you. Let it go.
If you're insider trading with advance knowledge of Trump's brain farts, it's probably fantastic.
Is it good that the stock market swings hundreds of points in either direction every single day now?
January 27, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If you're insider trading with advance knowledge of Trump's brain farts, it's probably fantastic.
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Put this in the Bluesky search bar. (I'm not trying to be cheeky. This is the easiest way!):
from:angryblacklady.blacksky.app substack ✊🏾
from:angryblacklady.blacksky.app substack ✊🏾
What’s the issue with substack?
Thanks!
Thanks!
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Put this in the Bluesky search bar. (I'm not trying to be cheeky. This is the easiest way!):
from:angryblacklady.blacksky.app substack ✊🏾
from:angryblacklady.blacksky.app substack ✊🏾
Your move, DSM VI.
Advanced Dungeons Hyperactivity Dragons
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Your move, DSM VI.
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Taney, as vile and racist as he was, was at least in the vicinity of the median opinion on enslaved people and their rights. Roberts and his unitary executive cronies are radical extremists, with a vision of (eroght wing) presidential power that defies any common understanding.
John Roberts is worse than Roger fucking Taney.
January 25, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Taney, as vile and racist as he was, was at least in the vicinity of the median opinion on enslaved people and their rights. Roberts and his unitary executive cronies are radical extremists, with a vision of (eroght wing) presidential power that defies any common understanding.
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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Bunny says "I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast Fireball."
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Bunny says "I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast Fireball."
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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Bunny says "time to knit a sweater"
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Bunny says "time to knit a sweater"
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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Bunny says “someday I’ll be able to afford a down payment”
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Bunny says “someday I’ll be able to afford a down payment”
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand
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Bunny says "I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast Fireball."
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Bunny says "I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast Fireball."
Free campaign idea for anyone who wants to run in a NY Senate primary in 2030: it doesn't take much nudging to get "replace Kirsten Gillibrand" into rhythm with "how I could just kill a man."
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Free campaign idea for anyone who wants to run in a NY Senate primary in 2030: it doesn't take much nudging to get "replace Kirsten Gillibrand" into rhythm with "how I could just kill a man."
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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I think, if anything, the last several years have suggested that a sizeable chunk of the population does, in fact, need to be hit over the head with everything
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I think, if anything, the last several years have suggested that a sizeable chunk of the population does, in fact, need to be hit over the head with everything
Phase Three is murder.
To block modern gun laws, the justices only need to invoke concerns loosely tied to the 19th century
To pass gun laws, legislators must rely on history, and be sure to set aside any history the Republican justices wish to forget
* jazz hands * originalism!
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/wolfo...
To pass gun laws, legislators must rely on history, and be sure to set aside any history the Republican justices wish to forget
* jazz hands * originalism!
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/wolfo...
The Supreme Court’s “History and Tradition” Test Just Ran Into America’s History and Tradition of Anti-Black Racism
Requiring "historical analogues" for modern gun laws eventually turns up some history that makes even the conservative justices uncomfortable.
ballsandstrikes.org
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Phase Three is murder.