gargoyle
@gargoyle030.bsky.social
Lost in a beige & fluorescent hell.
We all matter or none of us matter.
When a disaster hits, you don’t ask who they voted for, you fucking help.
It’s called basic human decency and empathy.
When a disaster hits, you don’t ask who they voted for, you fucking help.
It’s called basic human decency and empathy.
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We all matter or none of us matter.
When a disaster hits, you don’t ask who they voted for, you fucking help.
It’s called basic human decency and empathy.
When a disaster hits, you don’t ask who they voted for, you fucking help.
It’s called basic human decency and empathy.
Given the complete incompetence of this administration, this would be pretty on brand for them. 🙄
LOL they redacted the files so ineptly that you can basically read them with a little effort? Please let this be true.
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Given the complete incompetence of this administration, this would be pretty on brand for them. 🙄
“Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota”
Given the temps in MN lately, can confirm.
Given the temps in MN lately, can confirm.
Come on, we all know the Southern Hemisphere is a myth, Australia is in the San Fernando Valley, New Zealand is Peter Jackson' yacht with VFX artists chained below decks, Africa and South America are how Big Cartography sell maps to gullible chumps, and Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota
The southern hemisphere would like a word.
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota”
Given the temps in MN lately, can confirm.
Given the temps in MN lately, can confirm.
Thread.
Depressing, to be sure, but excellent all the same.
Depressing, to be sure, but excellent all the same.
Epstein redactions aren't believable, and they are valuable to fascists specifically because they aren't believable.
Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate.
Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.
Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate.
Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Thread.
Depressing, to be sure, but excellent all the same.
Depressing, to be sure, but excellent all the same.
“…the U.S. government HAS ABDICATED its historic role…”
Fixed that for you.
Fixed that for you.
Researchers and activists increasingly fear that under the Trump administration, the U.S. government is abdicating its historic role as a clearinghouse for reliable information.
Government’s historic role as trusted information source is under threat
The U.S. government for decades has been the world’s leading provider of reliable data. Many researchers wonder if that is still the case.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“…the U.S. government HAS ABDICATED its historic role…”
Fixed that for you.
Fixed that for you.
Pedophilia is not a deal breaker for MAGA, Republicans, or Evangelicals.
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fucking this.
If you hurt children, there is no Hell hot enough.
Full. Fucking. Stop.
If you hurt children, there is no Hell hot enough.
Full. Fucking. Stop.
I've said it before, I'll say it again:
If you were hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein and hurting children, I don't care WHO you are, or what party you belong to.
If you hurt kids, you don't belong to ANY party except the pedo party.
And you belong in prison for life.
PERIOD.
If you were hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein and hurting children, I don't care WHO you are, or what party you belong to.
If you hurt kids, you don't belong to ANY party except the pedo party.
And you belong in prison for life.
PERIOD.
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Fucking this.
If you hurt children, there is no Hell hot enough.
Full. Fucking. Stop.
If you hurt children, there is no Hell hot enough.
Full. Fucking. Stop.
I fear Mr. Lonsdale would be aghast to learn who is being executed to protect the most vulnerable…
I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I fear Mr. Lonsdale would be aghast to learn who is being executed to protect the most vulnerable…
I try hard not to, but…
Schadenfreude.
Schadenfreude.
Breaking News: The EU fined X $140 million for violating rules governing the transparency of online platforms.
EU Hits Elon Musk’s X With $140 Million Fine
The case over online transparency has become a flashpoint between the European Union and the Trump administration.
nyti.ms
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I try hard not to, but…
Schadenfreude.
Schadenfreude.
<points angrily>
Seriously. It’s not even that hard.
Seriously. It’s not even that hard.
Instead of an AI ____, you could just have human relationships
Instead of an AI Health Coach, You Could Just Have Friends
I used the public preview of Fitbit’s new AI Health Coach and became both faster and noticeably weirder.
www.wired.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
<points angrily>
Seriously. It’s not even that hard.
Seriously. It’s not even that hard.
All of this. 💛
Like a wound, grief does not heal overnight. As the days pass, let the empty space fill with memories, let the sorrow be replaced with gratitude for the good times, the kind words, and most of all, the part of them that made you who you are.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
All of this. 💛
<sips tea>
<points>
I give zero fucks which party they are with. Burn every last fucking one of them to the ground, regardless of party, and then salt the earth so nothing grows again.
<points>
I give zero fucks which party they are with. Burn every last fucking one of them to the ground, regardless of party, and then salt the earth so nothing grows again.
What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
<sips tea>
<points>
I give zero fucks which party they are with. Burn every last fucking one of them to the ground, regardless of party, and then salt the earth so nothing grows again.
<points>
I give zero fucks which party they are with. Burn every last fucking one of them to the ground, regardless of party, and then salt the earth so nothing grows again.
If your business model is, “The only way we can keep doing business is on the back of stolen property,” perhaps it’s time to rethink shit.
You miserable fucking assholes. Fuck AI. And fuck you if you’re using it.
You miserable fucking assholes. Fuck AI. And fuck you if you’re using it.
Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If your business model is, “The only way we can keep doing business is on the back of stolen property,” perhaps it’s time to rethink shit.
You miserable fucking assholes. Fuck AI. And fuck you if you’re using it.
You miserable fucking assholes. Fuck AI. And fuck you if you’re using it.
Chuck Schumer is a spineless twatwaffle. Shame on him and shame on the Dems.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Chuck Schumer is a spineless twatwaffle. Shame on him and shame on the Dems.
Do. Not. Cross. Picket. Lines.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Do. Not. Cross. Picket. Lines.
Do not cross picket line.
Full stop.
Full stop.
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Do not cross picket line.
Full stop.
Full stop.
“Tell me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm without telling me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.”
🙄
🙄
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Tell me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm without telling me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.”
🙄
🙄
“*NOT* the ultra conditioning one.”
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“*NOT* the ultra conditioning one.”
Fuck AI.
And fuck the assholes who think anyone would want to see this, much less his poor daughter.
And fuck the assholes who think anyone would want to see this, much less his poor daughter.
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Fuck AI.
And fuck the assholes who think anyone would want to see this, much less his poor daughter.
And fuck the assholes who think anyone would want to see this, much less his poor daughter.
Now image the outcry if Obama had said that about the GOP?
Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."
October 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Now image the outcry if Obama had said that about the GOP?
And if there isn’t a doorbell, for the love of pity, knock.
It’s really not hard.
It’s really not hard.
We need to get to the bottom of why people
under 35 refuse to ring the goddamned doorbell. Sometimes, they just come to the door and wait, as if I will receive a psychic notification. I try to handle most generational things because everyone is special but come on. Ring the bell.
under 35 refuse to ring the goddamned doorbell. Sometimes, they just come to the door and wait, as if I will receive a psychic notification. I try to handle most generational things because everyone is special but come on. Ring the bell.
October 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And if there isn’t a doorbell, for the love of pity, knock.
It’s really not hard.
It’s really not hard.
Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
🙄
🙄
September 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
🙄
🙄
No one. Literally no one wanted this.
September 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
No one. Literally no one wanted this.
<insert King of the Hill gif here>
“Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.”
Just when I think I can’t be any more embarrassed, 🍊💩 gives another “speech.” And calling it a speech is a gift.
Embarrassed to be an American.
“Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.”
Just when I think I can’t be any more embarrassed, 🍊💩 gives another “speech.” And calling it a speech is a gift.
Embarrassed to be an American.
President Trump questioned the UN’s mission on Tuesday in a meandering speech before the General Assembly. Boasting about his record and assailing the UN as ineffective, he sought to portray himself as the only leader who could solve the world’s problems. nyti.ms/4gzwIUM
September 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
<insert King of the Hill gif here>
“Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.”
Just when I think I can’t be any more embarrassed, 🍊💩 gives another “speech.” And calling it a speech is a gift.
Embarrassed to be an American.
“Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.”
Just when I think I can’t be any more embarrassed, 🍊💩 gives another “speech.” And calling it a speech is a gift.
Embarrassed to be an American.
The right can fuck off into the sun.
After all the screaming about First Amendment rights after 🍊💩 got booted off then Twitter (which was NOT a 1A issue), this was was an ACTUAL First Amendment issue.
So, well, just fuck off.
After all the screaming about First Amendment rights after 🍊💩 got booted off then Twitter (which was NOT a 1A issue), this was was an ACTUAL First Amendment issue.
So, well, just fuck off.
ABC’s decision to reinstate “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” starting Tuesday — less than a week after suspending the show — has been met with relief from many politicians and celebrities, and some criticism from the right.
Kimmel’s return to late-night TV prompts cheers and jeers
Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s show amid a backlash to his comments about the suspect in Charlie Kirk’s killing – sparking criticism including from some conservatives.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The right can fuck off into the sun.
After all the screaming about First Amendment rights after 🍊💩 got booted off then Twitter (which was NOT a 1A issue), this was was an ACTUAL First Amendment issue.
So, well, just fuck off.
After all the screaming about First Amendment rights after 🍊💩 got booted off then Twitter (which was NOT a 1A issue), this was was an ACTUAL First Amendment issue.
So, well, just fuck off.