gargoyle
@gargoyle030.bsky.social
Lost in a beige & fluorescent hell.
So… We’re having a fit over <checks notes> fonts?!
I… I…
<sigh>
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any stupider…
<screams>
<sobs relentlessly>
I… I…
<sigh>
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any stupider…
<screams>
<sobs relentlessly>
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So… We’re having a fit over <checks notes> fonts?!
I… I…
<sigh>
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any stupider…
<screams>
<sobs relentlessly>
I… I…
<sigh>
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any stupider…
<screams>
<sobs relentlessly>
The Midwest is so very odd. And I’ve lived here nearly all my life.
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The Midwest is so very odd. And I’ve lived here nearly all my life.
If you have any issues with the, uhhhh “disposal”, reach out and I’ll help.
Always willing to do my part. 😉
Always willing to do my part. 😉
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you have any issues with the, uhhhh “disposal”, reach out and I’ll help.
Always willing to do my part. 😉
Always willing to do my part. 😉
Frankly, people who are eager for the rapture should not be in charge of anything that has any far reaching impact.
Anything past, “What’s for dinner tonight?” should be outside their area of effect.
Anything past, “What’s for dinner tonight?” should be outside their area of effect.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Frankly, people who are eager for the rapture should not be in charge of anything that has any far reaching impact.
Anything past, “What’s for dinner tonight?” should be outside their area of effect.
Anything past, “What’s for dinner tonight?” should be outside their area of effect.
Things went sideways for the Leafs *LONG* before Mitch Marner was born.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Things went sideways for the Leafs *LONG* before Mitch Marner was born.
The complete inability to see the second and third order effects would be funny if it weren’t so destructive.
<sigh>
<sigh>
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The complete inability to see the second and third order effects would be funny if it weren’t so destructive.
<sigh>
<sigh>
I’d pay good money to be in the front row to watch that happen…
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’d pay good money to be in the front row to watch that happen…
Exactly.
This curse has been around since Harold Ballard. I’ve watched the Leafs since the 80’s, and honestly, it’s always been like this.
This curse has been around since Harold Ballard. I’ve watched the Leafs since the 80’s, and honestly, it’s always been like this.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Exactly.
This curse has been around since Harold Ballard. I’ve watched the Leafs since the 80’s, and honestly, it’s always been like this.
This curse has been around since Harold Ballard. I’ve watched the Leafs since the 80’s, and honestly, it’s always been like this.
“When atlatls are outlawed, only outlaws will have high explosive atlatls.”
🤣
🤣
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“When atlatls are outlawed, only outlaws will have high explosive atlatls.”
🤣
🤣
Bold of you to assume they have brains… 😉
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bold of you to assume they have brains… 😉
For the record, the two of you being together and so obviously happy together makes me irrationally happy.
The world has enough miserable. It’s nice to see folks care for each other and be happy together. 💜💚💜💚
The world has enough miserable. It’s nice to see folks care for each other and be happy together. 💜💚💜💚
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
For the record, the two of you being together and so obviously happy together makes me irrationally happy.
The world has enough miserable. It’s nice to see folks care for each other and be happy together. 💜💚💜💚
The world has enough miserable. It’s nice to see folks care for each other and be happy together. 💜💚💜💚
<shakes head>
From your lips to God’s ears.
From your lips to God’s ears.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
<shakes head>
From your lips to God’s ears.
From your lips to God’s ears.
I just want to know when one of these groups will call it what it is:
Lying.
🙄😑
Lying.
🙄😑
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I just want to know when one of these groups will call it what it is:
Lying.
🙄😑
Lying.
🙄😑
🤣
I am reminded of the line from Raymond Chandler’s “The Big Sleep”, where Marlowe comments something along the lines of, “It would be a fun weekend, but it would be trying as a steady diet.”
I suspect the same applies. 😉
I am reminded of the line from Raymond Chandler’s “The Big Sleep”, where Marlowe comments something along the lines of, “It would be a fun weekend, but it would be trying as a steady diet.”
I suspect the same applies. 😉
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
🤣
I am reminded of the line from Raymond Chandler’s “The Big Sleep”, where Marlowe comments something along the lines of, “It would be a fun weekend, but it would be trying as a steady diet.”
I suspect the same applies. 😉
I am reminded of the line from Raymond Chandler’s “The Big Sleep”, where Marlowe comments something along the lines of, “It would be a fun weekend, but it would be trying as a steady diet.”
I suspect the same applies. 😉