Garden3000
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CIA Agent goes to doctor. Says she's depressed.
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great unstable government is in town tonight. Go and start a color revolution. That should pick you up."
CIA Agent bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... America is that color revolution.”
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great unstable government is in town tonight. Go and start a color revolution. That should pick you up."
CIA Agent bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... America is that color revolution.”
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
CIA Agent goes to doctor. Says she's depressed.
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great unstable government is in town tonight. Go and start a color revolution. That should pick you up."
CIA Agent bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... America is that color revolution.”
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great unstable government is in town tonight. Go and start a color revolution. That should pick you up."
CIA Agent bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... America is that color revolution.”
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Maturing is realising that the human experience is utter shit and not feeling like shit is THE abnormal behaviour.
I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Maturing is realising that the human experience is utter shit and not feeling like shit is THE abnormal behaviour.
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*And once you do notice that about Trump, you can understand that "sanewashing" applies to every aspect of human affairs; that "news" exists not to reveal existential truths, but to provide a comforting lacquer over the raw chaos
Once you start noticing it you can't stop: when the real Trump falters and is incapable of defending his administration (more and more frequent) the actual Trump is "subbed out" of news coverage for an invented, imaginary, often explicitly hypothetical version of Trump who is reasonable and cogent
A few hours ago the msm unquestioningly repeated the White House spin that Trump had changed his “tone.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
*And once you do notice that about Trump, you can understand that "sanewashing" applies to every aspect of human affairs; that "news" exists not to reveal existential truths, but to provide a comforting lacquer over the raw chaos
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Honestly would be kinda funny if it ended up being the European century after the USA committed suicide, Russia botched Ukraine, China purged everyone who knows how to army and some dork in Brussels is left holding the bag for global order.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Honestly would be kinda funny if it ended up being the European century after the USA committed suicide, Russia botched Ukraine, China purged everyone who knows how to army and some dork in Brussels is left holding the bag for global order.
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Long live the Bay Area Special Administrative Region - under the enlightened guidance of the Regional Technological Coordinating Directorate, with the support of the Meta-Apple-Salesforce Workers' Collective, vanguard of the Pan-Pacific Century !
Honestly, I do feel like there's a really solid strategy game out there about competing factions managing American collapse following an attempted invasion of Canada and/or Greenland leading to an explosion of mutinies, secessionist movements, etc. for anyone with the courage to make it.
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Long live the Bay Area Special Administrative Region - under the enlightened guidance of the Regional Technological Coordinating Directorate, with the support of the Meta-Apple-Salesforce Workers' Collective, vanguard of the Pan-Pacific Century !
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Britain feels more and more like a middle aged man who walked out on his family because he wanted to enjoy the company of multiple young ladies and now tries to convince himself he has won because he gets access to the children once a fortnight and three Only Fans subscriptions.
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Britain feels more and more like a middle aged man who walked out on his family because he wanted to enjoy the company of multiple young ladies and now tries to convince himself he has won because he gets access to the children once a fortnight and three Only Fans subscriptions.
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"It is better to lie on the naked ground and be at ease, than to have a golden coach and a rich table and be worried."
*I tend to agree with Epicurus here, except that, if you placidly settle for the tub of Diogenes, the guys with gold will try to round you up and put you in a labor camp
*I tend to agree with Epicurus here, except that, if you placidly settle for the tub of Diogenes, the guys with gold will try to round you up and put you in a labor camp
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 AM
"It is better to lie on the naked ground and be at ease, than to have a golden coach and a rich table and be worried."
*I tend to agree with Epicurus here, except that, if you placidly settle for the tub of Diogenes, the guys with gold will try to round you up and put you in a labor camp
*I tend to agree with Epicurus here, except that, if you placidly settle for the tub of Diogenes, the guys with gold will try to round you up and put you in a labor camp
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*These are interesting times, aren't they? I used to boast that "Hey, STILL aren't 'weird enough' for me," but that was before the weirdness-engines got their own data centers #Austinite #KeepAustinWeird #MightBeEnoughNow
Hmmm. One senses a potential alliance of interests.
If nothing else, it will occur to a machine to convince a revolutionary class of human wetware that its interests align with theirs, whether they do or not.
If nothing else, it will occur to a machine to convince a revolutionary class of human wetware that its interests align with theirs, whether they do or not.
January 22, 2026 at 8:51 AM
*These are interesting times, aren't they? I used to boast that "Hey, STILL aren't 'weird enough' for me," but that was before the weirdness-engines got their own data centers #Austinite #KeepAustinWeird #MightBeEnoughNow
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i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
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As a white guy without a degree who swings a giant hammer at the sparks and steam factory, I think of my uneducated, proletariat comrades - Mark Zuckerberg, Bil Gates, Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos - and smile as I imagine us rising up against the bourgeois baristas, teachers and librarians. ✊
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 PM
As a white guy without a degree who swings a giant hammer at the sparks and steam factory, I think of my uneducated, proletariat comrades - Mark Zuckerberg, Bil Gates, Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos - and smile as I imagine us rising up against the bourgeois baristas, teachers and librarians. ✊
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I often think about the White House Correspondents Dinner where Obama roasted DJT over the 'truther' stuff, truly the stuff of butterfly flaps causing hurricanes
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I often think about the White House Correspondents Dinner where Obama roasted DJT over the 'truther' stuff, truly the stuff of butterfly flaps causing hurricanes
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„Erst als amerikanische Spezialtruppen vom Flugzeugträger USS Vance, der seit einer Woche in der Elbmündung lag, Berlin angriffen, um Bundeskanzlerin Weidel wegen unzureichender Remigrationsleistung festzunehmen, wurde den Deutschen die Lage schlagartig bewußt.“
January 15, 2026 at 11:27 AM
„Erst als amerikanische Spezialtruppen vom Flugzeugträger USS Vance, der seit einer Woche in der Elbmündung lag, Berlin angriffen, um Bundeskanzlerin Weidel wegen unzureichender Remigrationsleistung festzunehmen, wurde den Deutschen die Lage schlagartig bewußt.“
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Bro is more embalmed than Ramesses II
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Bro is more embalmed than Ramesses II
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The brainless US fucks who have disarmed us and invested literal billions into russia to keep it afloat during 90s deserve to live through this shit. The same goes russian fossils-addicted EU countries and the ones who have blocked our NATO membership.
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 AM
The brainless US fucks who have disarmed us and invested literal billions into russia to keep it afloat during 90s deserve to live through this shit. The same goes russian fossils-addicted EU countries and the ones who have blocked our NATO membership.
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*If 1989 was "1968 upside down," 2026 is like 1968 inside-out
*It's like the Chicago Cops from '68 are on a riot and demolishing every pillar of the Establishment that hippies always disliked
*It's like the Chicago Cops from '68 are on a riot and demolishing every pillar of the Establishment that hippies always disliked
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 AM
*If 1989 was "1968 upside down," 2026 is like 1968 inside-out
*It's like the Chicago Cops from '68 are on a riot and demolishing every pillar of the Establishment that hippies always disliked
*It's like the Chicago Cops from '68 are on a riot and demolishing every pillar of the Establishment that hippies always disliked
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“did you see that Brianna Wu was flirting with Elisabeth Holmes by talking about cutting off Brian Johnson’s Johns-“
You bolt awake. You are not online. You are General Hannibal. It is 218 BC. You have seen the future and it cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
You bolt awake. You are not online. You are General Hannibal. It is 218 BC. You have seen the future and it cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
“did you see that Brianna Wu was flirting with Elisabeth Holmes by talking about cutting off Brian Johnson’s Johns-“
You bolt awake. You are not online. You are General Hannibal. It is 218 BC. You have seen the future and it cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
You bolt awake. You are not online. You are General Hannibal. It is 218 BC. You have seen the future and it cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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*Generated slop-pics or it didn't happen
*Wait a minute.... if the picture is slop, then it didn't "actually happen," right? My 2026 blame-the-AI campaign still has some startup kinks, bear with me here
*Wait a minute.... if the picture is slop, then it didn't "actually happen," right? My 2026 blame-the-AI campaign still has some startup kinks, bear with me here
I’ve been doing a methodological deep dive into the way Reddit communities discuss AI art and something happening now is the pro-AI subreddit is generating pictures of robots smashing pencils as little animals say “thank you for saving our habitat!”
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
*Generated slop-pics or it didn't happen
*Wait a minute.... if the picture is slop, then it didn't "actually happen," right? My 2026 blame-the-AI campaign still has some startup kinks, bear with me here
*Wait a minute.... if the picture is slop, then it didn't "actually happen," right? My 2026 blame-the-AI campaign still has some startup kinks, bear with me here
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No point in starting a firefight that your cops lose followed by purges and full military occupation
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
No point in starting a firefight that your cops lose followed by purges and full military occupation
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Escalation my beloved
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Escalation my beloved
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Happy 2026, nothing ever happens bros.🫠
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Happy 2026, nothing ever happens bros.🫠
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What FIFA Peace Prize does to a mf
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
What FIFA Peace Prize does to a mf
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And let russian oil poison the lands of its buyers for decades
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
And let russian oil poison the lands of its buyers for decades