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Alex | he/him | Aro/Ace | Programmer, 3D Printing, Cosplayer | Opinions are my own | FF14 - Al’fyn Apothica🌟Siren |
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The bus isn’t coming because I’m not pure of heart. It’s not coming because I’m villainous to my core
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go ahead and destroy the financial district Pac-Man. make the people happy
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
go ahead and destroy the financial district Pac-Man. make the people happy
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Nobody at Friendsgiving is prepared for my rustic Italian loaf
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Nobody at Friendsgiving is prepared for my rustic Italian loaf
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Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT.
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT.
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
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it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
Frugal Living Tips: You can honey nut your own cheerios
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Frugal Living Tips: You can honey nut your own cheerios
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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Every Kirby games feels like it begins with the premise "What if the world was perfect and happy"
Then Sakurai just says "And then <insert existential horror beyond mans comprehension> and make Kirby eat it"
Then Sakurai just says "And then <insert existential horror beyond mans comprehension> and make Kirby eat it"
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Every Kirby games feels like it begins with the premise "What if the world was perfect and happy"
Then Sakurai just says "And then <insert existential horror beyond mans comprehension> and make Kirby eat it"
Then Sakurai just says "And then <insert existential horror beyond mans comprehension> and make Kirby eat it"
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having a normal one right now
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
having a normal one right now
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Here's the dwarf fortress bug tracker dwarffortressbugtracker.com/view_all_bug... choose your favorite.
Mine is "Human mail shirt sprites misaligned, exposing left armpit"
Mine is "Human mail shirt sprites misaligned, exposing left armpit"
View Issues - Dwarf Fortress Bug Tracker
dwarffortressbugtracker.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Here's the dwarf fortress bug tracker dwarffortressbugtracker.com/view_all_bug... choose your favorite.
Mine is "Human mail shirt sprites misaligned, exposing left armpit"
Mine is "Human mail shirt sprites misaligned, exposing left armpit"
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Owning a car is disqualifying for membership in our new society
WaPo editorial board launches a disgusting car-brained attack on Seattle's new mayor Katie Wilson.
"Who is Wilson? She does not own a car"
It's so bad you need to read it, so a gift link: wapo.st/4r2peP3
"Who is Wilson? She does not own a car"
It's so bad you need to read it, so a gift link: wapo.st/4r2peP3
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Owning a car is disqualifying for membership in our new society