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Good lord, how small IS his penis?
secretary breakfast gin is having a phallic one
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Clever girls...
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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meanwhile hakeem jeffries: "donald trump is the wrong man to run this war against the city of portland"
September 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Around here we only do cis-substantiation, you hear?

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September 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.
September 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Never forget.
September 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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It’s fine to say that violence is never the answer, but I can’t help but observe that for Charlie Kirk violence was always the answer, and it was the only answer he offered, and, because of the privilege that he refused to admit he had, he could enact it from a comfortable and respectable place.
September 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Calling for violence is abhorrent.

It's 2025, send a text.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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>opium crisis
>disastrous attempts to cut down imports
>unrest in the provinces
>insane christians attempt takeover
>paper tiger superpower constantly facing humiliation

welcome back qing era china!
September 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Cartoon animal designs are fascinating cause they can be a collection of shapes that vaguely resemble a person, and the audience will project their own idea of how that character looks in their head.

For example, you can't look up fanart of these characters on a work computer.
September 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK the Lesser:
September 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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silksong is poised to become the dark souls of gaming
September 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Bro can be a girl! 😳👗
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Look at this. Look at this and tell me the simulation writers aren't doing five-dimensional hypermeth.
September 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And today's Milkshake Duck is...

...the Florida Yoink Man.
Freya-The-Wolf's comment on "Should I support FishingGarrett?"
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September 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you can’t get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.
September 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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You see, it's not the absence of the lowest common denominator that oppresses them, it's the existence of anything else
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The implication that life boats are an "executive perk" on board not-Bezos' personal aircraft carrier is SUCH a nice touch @bclev.bsky.social ...
Atomic Robo
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
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August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Today's Thing I Hate Irrationally And Must Vent About:

Accidentally hitting the "like" button on some chud's post while scrolling through a thread. I always imagine them seeing the notification in the moment before I undo it and taking it as validation of their bullshit.
August 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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not beating the "terfs don't understand biology" allegations
Mammals are a type of fish.
August 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM