One of the most underrated Simpsons jokes ever
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
One of the most underrated Simpsons jokes ever
First trip of 2026 booked. It'll be my first international trip since 2021.
I am excite.
I am excite.
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
First trip of 2026 booked. It'll be my first international trip since 2021.
I am excite.
I am excite.
This is what they want, and what infuriates them so much when they don't get it: deference and blind obeisance framed as "respect."
They want you to do what they tell you to do when they tell you to do it because it makes them feel like the big strong men they imagine themselves to be.
They want you to do what they tell you to do when they tell you to do it because it makes them feel like the big strong men they imagine themselves to be.
Disrespect is now punishable by death.
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This is what they want, and what infuriates them so much when they don't get it: deference and blind obeisance framed as "respect."
They want you to do what they tell you to do when they tell you to do it because it makes them feel like the big strong men they imagine themselves to be.
They want you to do what they tell you to do when they tell you to do it because it makes them feel like the big strong men they imagine themselves to be.
Messages from the front lines. Minnesota has been turned into 1940 Warsaw. (1/2)
January 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Messages from the front lines. Minnesota has been turned into 1940 Warsaw. (1/2)
I'm having a hell of a time getting started on this eulogy. I have all the words in my head, but my brain refuses to let me sit and write them down.
January 12, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I'm having a hell of a time getting started on this eulogy. I have all the words in my head, but my brain refuses to let me sit and write them down.
Yet another reason why I prefer hostels: they don't support fascists
Here are their other brands, to save you all time on the Google search: Waldorf Astoria, Conrad, LXR, NoMad, Signia, Hilton, Curio, DoubleTree, Embassy Suites, Canopy, Tapestry, Tempo, Graduate, Hilton Garden Inn, Homewood Suites, Home2 Suites, Tru, Hampton, Spark, LivSmart Studios
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Yet another reason why I prefer hostels: they don't support fascists
Man. Mine must've been a school for dumdums. I lost a 1st grade class spelling bee over "cute."
My opponent answered "q-u-t" and, when the teacher told her that was incorrect, I smugly replied "q-u-t-E."
My opponent answered "q-u-t" and, when the teacher told her that was incorrect, I smugly replied "q-u-t-E."
I lost the second grade spelling bee on the word chrysanthemum and, in a fit of pique, broke my pinky surreptitiously, so as to draw attention and love away from the rightful winner. I would do the same again today.
January 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Man. Mine must've been a school for dumdums. I lost a 1st grade class spelling bee over "cute."
My opponent answered "q-u-t" and, when the teacher told her that was incorrect, I smugly replied "q-u-t-E."
My opponent answered "q-u-t" and, when the teacher told her that was incorrect, I smugly replied "q-u-t-E."
Question for gamer/word nerds:
Is "savescum" a verb or a noun?
Etymologically, it should be a noun, right? Because I only ever see it used as a verb.
Is "savescum" a verb or a noun?
Etymologically, it should be a noun, right? Because I only ever see it used as a verb.
January 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Question for gamer/word nerds:
Is "savescum" a verb or a noun?
Etymologically, it should be a noun, right? Because I only ever see it used as a verb.
Is "savescum" a verb or a noun?
Etymologically, it should be a noun, right? Because I only ever see it used as a verb.
I saw the headline before the account and thought it was @mcsweeneys.net for a sec
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I saw the headline before the account and thought it was @mcsweeneys.net for a sec
Dude looks like he moonlights as the lead singer in the worst ska band you've ever seen
Should be bigger news that the bureau chief of Toronto Sun is celebrating an unarmed woman being executed in the street
January 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Dude looks like he moonlights as the lead singer in the worst ska band you've ever seen
Wasn't she Sterling Archer's lover-nemesis?
Molotov milk jugs
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Wasn't she Sterling Archer's lover-nemesis?
What I love about Judy Greer being known for her Arrested Development bits is that it's literally what she did (albeit dramatically) in the first thing I ever saw her in, Adaptation.
A long time ago, I worked with someone who told a great story of going to a wedding where someone knew Judy Greer so as a wedding gift she made a DVD where she said hi, congratulations, and then ended with "I guess now you'll have to SAY GOODBYE TO THES-"
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
What I love about Judy Greer being known for her Arrested Development bits is that it's literally what she did (albeit dramatically) in the first thing I ever saw her in, Adaptation.
When TikTok does a better job analyzing a crime than the fucking FBI
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
When TikTok does a better job analyzing a crime than the fucking FBI
Worst Wilfred reboot ever
January 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Worst Wilfred reboot ever
TMW it finally dawns on you that @askaubry.com is a rage farmer
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
TMW it finally dawns on you that @askaubry.com is a rage farmer
Anyone that's ever known AFAMs and/or sexpats in the Philippines isn't the least bit surprised that the racist MAGA murderer's partner is Filipina.
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Anyone that's ever known AFAMs and/or sexpats in the Philippines isn't the least bit surprised that the racist MAGA murderer's partner is Filipina.
It's the spiteful anger of rejected entitlement, lobbied at someone he sees as beneath him yet dares deny him the thing he demands—nay, deserves—be it attention, respect, obeisance, or all of the above.
yes. and it's not the cussing, i don't mind cussing, it's the spitting anger behind the phrase that makes it echo when you hear it. (of course i've heard it.) there's this self-righteous, aggrieved anger that just foams out in the form of this specific phrase from the mouths of certain men.
I haven’t (and most likely won’t) watch the recently released video but I swear I can hear that “fucking bitch” in my head clear as day. The snarling hate and disgust. Every woman has heard it.
January 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
It's the spiteful anger of rejected entitlement, lobbied at someone he sees as beneath him yet dares deny him the thing he demands—nay, deserves—be it attention, respect, obeisance, or all of the above.
The thing nobody tells you about making your father's urn is how much of the build time is spent just standing in your woodshop, looking at it and wondering how so small a box could possibly contain someone who had occupied so large a space in the world.
January 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The thing nobody tells you about making your father's urn is how much of the build time is spent just standing in your woodshop, looking at it and wondering how so small a box could possibly contain someone who had occupied so large a space in the world.
Apparently if you go four years without booze and then eat a bunch of liquor chocolates it *will* give you a little buzz.
"Happy Barrels" indeed
"Happy Barrels" indeed
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Apparently if you go four years without booze and then eat a bunch of liquor chocolates it *will* give you a little buzz.
"Happy Barrels" indeed
"Happy Barrels" indeed
Ammophiles spent years insisting they needed their guns in case they ever had to rise up against a tyrannical government, never mentioning that when tyranny came, they'd be on the side of the tyrants.
The Don't Tread On Me folks are sure turning into Comply Or Die.
January 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Ammophiles spent years insisting they needed their guns in case they ever had to rise up against a tyrannical government, never mentioning that when tyranny came, they'd be on the side of the tyrants.
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The Don't Tread On Me folks are sure turning into Comply Or Die.
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The Don't Tread On Me folks are sure turning into Comply Or Die.
TIL Jesse Ventura was in the Philippines when Marcos declared Martial Law
Watch this whole video of Jesse Ventura. Watch the whole thing. youtu.be/udSUbBhA8I0?...
Jesse Ventura on Minneapolis ICE shooting: 'We're a 3rd world country now'
YouTube video by FOX 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
TIL Jesse Ventura was in the Philippines when Marcos declared Martial Law
What's insane is that because Vance has insisted this highly incriminating piece of video evidence exonerates the killer, his blind MAGA zealots will ignore their own eyes and believe him.
Orwell is spinning in his grave.
Orwell is spinning in his grave.
Insane. That's insane.
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
What's insane is that because Vance has insisted this highly incriminating piece of video evidence exonerates the killer, his blind MAGA zealots will ignore their own eyes and believe him.
Orwell is spinning in his grave.
Orwell is spinning in his grave.
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