Deanna Jacques
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Deanna Jacques
@gadflai.substack.com
Cyberpunk Philosopher.
Punctuation Sniper (part-time)
Will gladly fawn over your pet.
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Oh, hello! I don't believe we've met...
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I wish I didn't remember this actually happening to me, but...
Sorry not sorry.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A false-binary is poison in a well.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Further evidence that my Gen-X kin and I are highly underrated.
Last night I lost a filling to a big bag of chewy sweets, and today I had Bernard Matthews turkey dinosaurs for lunch. I’m nearly 53.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You're pretty cool, but do you know what would make you even cooler? Not being such a cop.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me flirting:
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Can anyone spare a girl a reason to keep going? I seem to be out...

All jokes aside, I could really use the boost right now. I'm staring potential homelessness in the face and I'm terrified.
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh, hello! I don't believe we've met...
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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cat surges ahead—
stops to bathe
right in my path

#haiku
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Bloomscrolling
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I love history.
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

That smug prick you know who's always bragging about how they can perfectly fold a fitted sheet just endorsed Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Not many people think of baby crows, and that's a shame 🥺
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Ficklenuts is live-posting from a Klingon orgy.

You just don't find quality content like this on any other app.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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little known fact: the spice girls bonded over their shared love of hot sauce and frank herbert’s dune
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I need someone to lovingly massage my neck and shoulders with a meat tenderizer
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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To be afraid of your own intellectual and spiritual freedom is the saddest thing that I can imagine. It is the enemy of art and creativity, it imprisons the soul.

And that people are so afraid of their own capacity for evil that they would limit the world’s capacity for good, breaks my heart.
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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New idea: make the ad for the game first, then make the game actually do that.
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM