Gabrielle Moss
@gabriellemoss.bsky.social
author of PAPERBACK CRUSH; talking head who kept saying "masturbation" in JUDY BLUME FOREVER; writer of whatever this is: https://bloggerindecline.substack.com/
Six Feet Under premiered 24 years ago today; i am celebrating by offering a blanket apology to anyone who knew me back when i thought Brenda was an incredibly cool character
June 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Six Feet Under premiered 24 years ago today; i am celebrating by offering a blanket apology to anyone who knew me back when i thought Brenda was an incredibly cool character
Reposted by Gabrielle Moss
This is just how the economy’s gonna work from now on.
April 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is just how the economy’s gonna work from now on.
i love songs about how dancing is fun. it's like "damn, someone finally had the guts to say it"
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i love songs about how dancing is fun. it's like "damn, someone finally had the guts to say it"
Reposted by Gabrielle Moss
this headline is something id yell out on the street while blackout drunk
March 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this headline is something id yell out on the street while blackout drunk
there should be a rule against showing good movies that deserve your full attention & engagement on planes. your only options on a plane should be MADAME WEB & ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS.
March 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
there should be a rule against showing good movies that deserve your full attention & engagement on planes. your only options on a plane should be MADAME WEB & ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS.
there's only one way for the democrats to get back in touch with the common man...they have to eat Okja, live on joe rogan
March 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
there's only one way for the democrats to get back in touch with the common man...they have to eat Okja, live on joe rogan
the older i get, the more i just want to dress like Paul Newman in THE COLOR OF MONEY
March 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the older i get, the more i just want to dress like Paul Newman in THE COLOR OF MONEY
Reposted by Gabrielle Moss
Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks
February 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
February 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
and they say AI can't give us any useful information
February 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
and they say AI can't give us any useful information
harry nilsson inexplicably wrote and sang on the theme song to john candy's late '80s saturday morning TV show & i must report that it is a banger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAX...
Camp Candy Opening 1989
YouTube video by OPENINGI SZWAGRA
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
harry nilsson inexplicably wrote and sang on the theme song to john candy's late '80s saturday morning TV show & i must report that it is a banger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAX...
Reposted by Gabrielle Moss
teen sex comedy about a computer nerd who is trying to lose his virginity before graduation but also needs to shut down the federal government
February 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
teen sex comedy about a computer nerd who is trying to lose his virginity before graduation but also needs to shut down the federal government
"if i came up with the idea for a movie about a hand that's also a gun, i would call the movie GUN HAND & that's what the movie would be about" —my husband's review of David Cronenberg's VIDEODROME
January 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
"if i came up with the idea for a movie about a hand that's also a gun, i would call the movie GUN HAND & that's what the movie would be about" —my husband's review of David Cronenberg's VIDEODROME
it's crazy clown time in heaven now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWX...
David Lynch - Crazy Clown Time (Official Video)
YouTube video by DAVIDLYNCHSUNDAYBEST
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it's crazy clown time in heaven now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWX...
tired: being a billionaire & using your money to turn the earth into a desiccated hellscape
wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
January 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
tired: being a billionaire & using your money to turn the earth into a desiccated hellscape
wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
lest anyone think we are not in the midst of a brutal, annihilating '00s retro cycle...Colin Farrell has brought his 2001 haircut back
January 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
lest anyone think we are not in the midst of a brutal, annihilating '00s retro cycle...Colin Farrell has brought his 2001 haircut back
the phrase "deranged riddler" suggests the existence of a "sane riddler"
January 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
the phrase "deranged riddler" suggests the existence of a "sane riddler"
NOSFERATU review:
Bill Skarsgård does the Rammstein voice for the whole entire movie
Bill Skarsgård does the Rammstein voice for the whole entire movie
January 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
NOSFERATU review:
Bill Skarsgård does the Rammstein voice for the whole entire movie
Bill Skarsgård does the Rammstein voice for the whole entire movie
the video for the Chicks cover of "landslide" is, without a doubt, the saddest song that has ever been performed entirely within a Windows95 screensaver
January 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the video for the Chicks cover of "landslide" is, without a doubt, the saddest song that has ever been performed entirely within a Windows95 screensaver
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The Grinch has been found unresponsive at a Ramada by Wyndham. Sources are saying that’s what Ramada Inns are called now
December 25, 2024 at 4:44 AM
The Grinch has been found unresponsive at a Ramada by Wyndham. Sources are saying that’s what Ramada Inns are called now
Ebenezer Scrooge is a hero for spending *ONE* night thinking about how he's an asshole & everyone from his past hates him? buddy i do that every night, it is called 'being in therapy'
December 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Ebenezer Scrooge is a hero for spending *ONE* night thinking about how he's an asshole & everyone from his past hates him? buddy i do that every night, it is called 'being in therapy'
ok fine, i did the drones, i just thought it would be fun & give us something to talk about at parties. sorry!
December 15, 2024 at 4:11 PM
ok fine, i did the drones, i just thought it would be fun & give us something to talk about at parties. sorry!
an all-star tribute to my favorite '90s film trend: slathering America's Sweetheart types in eyeliner & black leather, because something something Angelina Jolie
December 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
an all-star tribute to my favorite '90s film trend: slathering America's Sweetheart types in eyeliner & black leather, because something something Angelina Jolie