Gabrielle Moss
@gabriellemoss.bsky.social
author of PAPERBACK CRUSH; talking head who kept saying "masturbation" in JUDY BLUME FOREVER; writer of whatever this is: https://bloggerindecline.substack.com/
gotta pop those tinted aviators on indoors so everyone knows you mean business (are an asshole)
March 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
gotta pop those tinted aviators on indoors so everyone knows you mean business (are an asshole)
the older i get, the more i just want to dress like Paul Newman in THE COLOR OF MONEY
March 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the older i get, the more i just want to dress like Paul Newman in THE COLOR OF MONEY
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
February 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
and they say AI can't give us any useful information
February 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
and they say AI can't give us any useful information
tired: being a billionaire & using your money to turn the earth into a desiccated hellscape
wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
January 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
tired: being a billionaire & using your money to turn the earth into a desiccated hellscape
wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
wired: being a billionaire & using your money to create an exact replica of the 1990 Universal Studios stage show "Alfred Hitchcock: The Art of Making Movies," which you then open to the general public
lest anyone think we are not in the midst of a brutal, annihilating '00s retro cycle...Colin Farrell has brought his 2001 haircut back
January 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
lest anyone think we are not in the midst of a brutal, annihilating '00s retro cycle...Colin Farrell has brought his 2001 haircut back
the phrase "deranged riddler" suggests the existence of a "sane riddler"
January 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
the phrase "deranged riddler" suggests the existence of a "sane riddler"
the video for the Chicks cover of "landslide" is, without a doubt, the saddest song that has ever been performed entirely within a Windows95 screensaver
January 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the video for the Chicks cover of "landslide" is, without a doubt, the saddest song that has ever been performed entirely within a Windows95 screensaver
they did it to Katie Holmes twice!!
December 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
they did it to Katie Holmes twice!!
an all-star tribute to my favorite '90s film trend: slathering America's Sweetheart types in eyeliner & black leather, because something something Angelina Jolie
December 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
an all-star tribute to my favorite '90s film trend: slathering America's Sweetheart types in eyeliner & black leather, because something something Angelina Jolie
excited for the cops to finally nab John Backflip
December 6, 2024 at 9:49 PM
excited for the cops to finally nab John Backflip
men, what is stopping you from dressing like this
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM
men, what is stopping you from dressing like this
i would be remiss if i didn't also note how much this looks like the dancing facehugger from Spaceballs
November 29, 2024 at 10:53 PM
i would be remiss if i didn't also note how much this looks like the dancing facehugger from Spaceballs
mom, will you pick me up? they're selling cronenbergian sex toys on amazon again
November 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
mom, will you pick me up? they're selling cronenbergian sex toys on amazon again
fresh home design inspo for winter
November 19, 2024 at 8:53 PM
fresh home design inspo for winter
where is your god now
November 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
where is your god now
I'm a tradwife but only for this 12 foot skeleton
November 1, 2023 at 12:58 AM
I'm a tradwife but only for this 12 foot skeleton
new boyfriend reveal:
October 22, 2023 at 4:27 PM
new boyfriend reveal:
love the idea that these guys all just hang out together
October 8, 2023 at 8:04 PM
love the idea that these guys all just hang out together
every single one of you dated Carmella Creeper in the early 2000s & she still owes you $300 from a road trip you took to New Orleans together
September 21, 2023 at 3:29 PM
every single one of you dated Carmella Creeper in the early 2000s & she still owes you $300 from a road trip you took to New Orleans together
why is it illegal for any product marketed to millennials to have even one ounce of dignity
September 11, 2023 at 4:54 PM
why is it illegal for any product marketed to millennials to have even one ounce of dignity
the three genders
July 25, 2023 at 10:49 PM
the three genders
try that in a small town
July 20, 2023 at 4:22 AM
try that in a small town