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mustardwater connoisseur
coffee person ☕️
photographer 📷 ~all photos my own~
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Folks jumping on the “my coffee got more expensive and i bet it will stay that way because greedy companies” train might consider that it’s already an underpriced product subject to a changing climate and geopolitical shenanigans.

Maybe it should have been more expensive all along.

#coffeesky
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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I think of his whenever I want coffee at 11pm
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
what i’m getting from these emails (besides the utter depravity) is that even charitably speaking, these people are barely literate.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s because he always has a witty repost
oh no am i the repost man
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That’s right
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy #Caturday from Garbanzo
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Putting Miles Davis on my headphones in Riyadh so I can experience someone who knows how to properly use a horn
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It truly is a labor of love getting film through airports these days.
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
the real irish coffee #coffeesky
A nice haul of Spotted Cowrie (Trivia monacha) and Arctic Cowrie (Trivia arctica) shells.
County Clare, Ireland.
October 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We, as an industry, need a biopic of George Howell who will of course be played by Bob Odenkirk. #coffeesky
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Wearing a "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" shirt and then never having coffee
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
In Indonesia, Taco Tuesday is called Chips and Selasa
October 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
mastodon’t
at 20k followers i will sign up for mastodon and ask everyone to follow me there
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I regret to inform you that my milkshake brings all the boys to Riyadh
September 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Remember how lefties used to say "abolish ICE" back in the 2010s, and got roundly scolded by the centrists for it ever since, and now events have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were 1000% on the correct side of history, but somehow they're still being scolded? Fun.
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
this rips 🔥
September 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
yo i heard ibuprofen causes schizophrenia
September 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So wild that Jimmy Kimmel Live is going to be Eva Braun Live now!
September 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Shot for shot comparison: opening scene of Wild At Heart and introduction of Elizabeth Taylor as Lola Comante in Winter Kills (1979)
September 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Damn, if groypers are leftists I think we’ve pretty much defenestrated ourselves out of the overton window by our bootstraps
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
just checking in. we’re still talking about that asshat?? i thought the news cycle was stronger than all that..
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM