fretzl
@fretzl.bsky.social
im a normal bean
does things:
in the band "kmoy the band" @kmoypro.bsky.social
on the web page "you tube" https://www.youtube.com/fretzl
in the city "new yokr"
he🦆him
does things:
in the band "kmoy the band" @kmoypro.bsky.social
on the web page "you tube" https://www.youtube.com/fretzl
in the city "new yokr"
he🦆him
for years have known nothing about the musician 'waxahatchee' other than the name and who seems to care about them but was just overcome with an acute sense of "oh that is Definitely a white person, right"
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
for years have known nothing about the musician 'waxahatchee' other than the name and who seems to care about them but was just overcome with an acute sense of "oh that is Definitely a white person, right"
if monocles are so great why didnt they make bionicle
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if monocles are so great why didnt they make bionicle
discord team tags are a fun way to let everyone you talk to in other servers know that you're into some inscrutable other stuff they don't know anything about
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
discord team tags are a fun way to let everyone you talk to in other servers know that you're into some inscrutable other stuff they don't know anything about
[leans toward the 23 separate branded microphones from various news outlets on my podium] cant u guys use like bluetooth or somethin lol
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
[leans toward the 23 separate branded microphones from various news outlets on my podium] cant u guys use like bluetooth or somethin lol
message in a bottle floating across the ocean "i hope this email finds you.."
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
message in a bottle floating across the ocean "i hope this email finds you.."
thought this was a band name
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
thought this was a band name
i think i am like specially designed to be allergic to subway takes lol. i hear a take and my brain is hard wired to find a percentage that i agree/disagree with it that is not 100
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i think i am like specially designed to be allergic to subway takes lol. i hear a take and my brain is hard wired to find a percentage that i agree/disagree with it that is not 100
one time when my friends and i were driving over the verrazzano bridge, one of them tripped up while reciting some trivia and went "verrazzano was actually the first person [..]" and since then we've all been unable to get it out of our heads that adam of adam & eve's full name is "adam verrazzano"
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
one time when my friends and i were driving over the verrazzano bridge, one of them tripped up while reciting some trivia and went "verrazzano was actually the first person [..]" and since then we've all been unable to get it out of our heads that adam of adam & eve's full name is "adam verrazzano"
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All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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This is the future leftists want
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is the future leftists want
she owned him so hard he turned into doug bonar
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
she owned him so hard he turned into doug bonar
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Psst, hey, @kmoypro.bsky.social the Band has two shows this weekend, plz come out if u r around, I'd love to see u.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Psst, hey, @kmoypro.bsky.social the Band has two shows this weekend, plz come out if u r around, I'd love to see u.
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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AI will NOT take the sparkle emoji from me ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
AI will NOT take the sparkle emoji from me ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
swag
one thing i haven't seen said about the notion of rich people fleeing nyc because of The Mamdani Tax is like.... what, did they choose to be in nyc up until now as opposed to almost any other place in the country because it was a low cost of living lmao. "well now that it's expensive to live here"
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
one thing i haven't seen said about the notion of rich people fleeing nyc because of The Mamdani Tax is like.... what, did they choose to be in nyc up until now as opposed to almost any other place in the country because it was a low cost of living lmao. "well now that it's expensive to live here"
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Vote for Zohran, he does alt text on images 🦅
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Vote for Zohran, he does alt text on images 🦅
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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its awful how people go around picking mushrooms in the forest (societal artifice, the forest is a social concept and no such boundary exists in nature, fetishization of a false ideal of naturalism) instead of consuming them in their true natural habitat, uncle ben's instant rice, as god intended
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
its awful how people go around picking mushrooms in the forest (societal artifice, the forest is a social concept and no such boundary exists in nature, fetishization of a false ideal of naturalism) instead of consuming them in their true natural habitat, uncle ben's instant rice, as god intended
just voted for The Guy
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
just voted for The Guy