America's Most Passionate Rock Collector--we Asked him Your Questions: "This is Boring I'm going to Go Collect 45 Rocks"

its awful how people go around picking mushrooms in the forest (societal artifice, the forest is a social concept and no such boundary exists in nature, fetishization of a false ideal of naturalism) instead of consuming them in their true natural habitat, uncle ben's instant rice, as god intended

hawk tuah: im going to makea coin

me, an econimist and lawyer who knows this is about to go tits up: youve got to be kidding hawk

orville wright: say that again

dr. house of mirrors: i need 40 mirrors stat

asking chat gpt to write a trauma dump that i can paste into a discord server so i look sensitive

TYPES OF BREAD TIER LIST:

S: bread without human nails and bones in it

A:

B:

C:

D: bread with human bones in it

F: bread with human nails in it, bread with human nails and bones in it

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you might have noticed i just became a "Media Zombie", a new type of horror that will take the world of branding by storm

(built by gamers in 965 AD) the local apothecary, is a daemonic apparition

wait, what?

so you know þeodric, right?

yeah, hes the kindly gentleman who lives not a day's journey from the town square. why?

well, a local crier saw him one morrow wandering through town, beset by an entourage of newts

post a meme made by you

normalize saying "im inhaling you" to the microorganisms in the air

A? i accept that. AB? that makes sense. ABC? yup. ABCD? sure, i can see that. ABCDE? sure. ABCDEF? that tracks. but ABCDEFG? yeah, sure. but when they say ABCDEFGH? i say, yeah sure, that seems reasonable. but ABCDEFGHI? i say, yeah sure i can see that. but its when they say ABCDEFGHIJ that i go, yu

the thing is, if they find gold at the bottom of this well, it'll be much better for everyone -Zanterix, notorious well drainer

i bet people in 1969 were losing there minds when george harrison said "something in the way she moves", on the beatles song "something". they were probably like, holy shit he said the name of the song

(on the set of the unreleased show "no deal") so basically the dealer offers you a deal, and then you dont take it

guy who is about to invent "deal or no deal": i have a better idea

2027: every tech company is now named after a narrative technique. we follow In Medias Res and their war against Meta. in order to win they must prove their enemy is not a smaller branch of an infinitely recursive chain of parent companies

my friend r. mutt walking out of the men's restroom: youre not gonna believe how bad a job they did in there

here you will find my shoeprints in the dirt
frivolously ambling and stopping
to smell every flower
displacing each grain
they will never be the same, and when your great
great grandchildren die, there will be a mound
that bears my name