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fretzl
@fretzl.bsky.social
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im a normal bean

does things:
in the band "kmoy the band" @kmoypro.bsky.social
on the web page "you tube" https://www.youtube.com/fretzl
in the city "new yokr"

he🦆him
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thought this was a band name
top 2 3rds of a band sticker with a grim reaper girl in the middle and a ouija-soard style alphabet above it. would kind of rule as a band name tbh lol
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
fretzl.bsky.social
he doesnt even care 😦
i had two glasses that had nice little faces on em and one broke and the remaining one is just standing there by his corpse staring at me and smiling! so fucked up
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
fretzl.bsky.social
this is like something i would see in a dream
bag of "doritos collisions" with "cool ranch" on the right and "stranger pizza" on the left
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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me living in the city filled with software developers and people who identify with their job when a new person asks what my job is and I tell them im a software developer
the spongebob falling ice cream truck meme (no caption just him holding his hands out under the shadow of the truck)
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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me when i lack a lighthearted bug companion vs. me when i have a lighthearted bug companion at my side
image for a wikipedia article for "frog rock" showing a rock painted with the face of a lugubrious frog image for a different wikipedia article also called "frog rock" lol, showing a rock also painted with the face of a frog, but there is also a smaller rock next to it painted like a little ladybug with a silly little smile, and the frog is also smiling in turn
September 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
fretzl.bsky.social
oh hey ships passing in the night moment lol
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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accidentally found the anamanaguchi billboard while wearing an anamanaguchi shirt lol. peace sign selfie with both
August 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
fretzl.bsky.social
duck lake new york..? durm lake??
screenshot from wplace.live from the aformentioned lake,where people put a bunch of duck art obviously but the middle one looks sooo much like my avatar
August 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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landlords when they repaint my switch
white carrying case for switch that looks like a landlord painted over it with white paint
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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closed-captooned screenshot of the david byrne what's in my bag episode and it misspells his last name as Burn as in like, fire. it says "Hi, my name's David Burn. I'm an amoeba"
August 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
fretzl.bsky.social
your welcome
me on discord from 04/27/2023 2:50 PM saying "pitchfork reciew vylet pony cowards"
August 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
fretzl.bsky.social
dips a strawberry in this
"olay regenerist" skincare thing in the weird tub container. it looks like got damn whipped cream
July 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
fretzl.bsky.social
he sipp
municipal "guy on bike" icon on the bike lane and there is a juice box with straw that has been crushed by a passing vehicle and it is positioned exactly like the guy is takin a liddle sip
July 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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tiktoks where there's some video and the tiktoker is overlayed over it in the corner just silently emoting in response to what's happening
one of those old sets of images displaying the concept of mirroring in infants where the guy makes a goofy face and then the infant is shown making the same face
July 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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XIV
popplio
June 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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twitter.com/BrianLeeWow/...
the linked tweet, by brian lee (wow) from august 6th 2014: what if they made a service like uber or lyft but it was a really big car with lots of seats that just drove around on a set route/schedule
May 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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more graffity like tinfoil in nyc please i lov him
head of a cartoony cat who looks like a real chiller and is labeled "tinfoil". the other pics are him tagged in other places
May 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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me when the concept is bo
pic i took on a bus of a commercial looking store called "BoConcept" at the top left and a blurry car speeding in its direction on the bottom right
April 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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really wanna roundhouse kick this
street trash can with a big piece of styrofoam in it that is So tall
February 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
fretzl.bsky.social
post a meme made by you
mario 64 opening peach letter but it's ringo starr from beatles rock band and the letter is a riff from that video post he made, reading: "Dear Mario: Please. No more fanmail. Anything sent to my address after October 20th 2008 will not be signed. I am warning you with Peace and Love-- Ringo"
February 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Opinion: We Should Stop Referring To Two Silly Guys As "Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum" And Start Calling Them "Waddle Dee and Waddle Doo"
tweedle dee and tweedle dum waddle doo and waddle dee
February 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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lolllll unrelated thought i swear @meganreally.bsky.social
my timeline with my tweet: "i have always struggled with feeling normal about dating in a lot of ways but i think part of it is that the way so many people talk about their dating experiences has what i am identifying as Simon Cowell Energy" and then megan's tweet: "My Stardew farmer dated too many people and is now a social pariah amongst the bachelors"
February 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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kelly during the superbowl all like
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM