Fresno Freddie's Dead
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*stands on crushed car* GOLDBERGGGGGGGG
Yeah sounds about right.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Yeah sounds about right.
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Rumiko Takahashi once got asked by a fan what would happen if Ranma got pregnant as a lady and her answer was “I don’t think about that and neither should you”
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Rumiko Takahashi once got asked by a fan what would happen if Ranma got pregnant as a lady and her answer was “I don’t think about that and neither should you”
A character in a cyberpunk work uses this to crash the mainframe and steal millions of cyberdollars from The Zaibatsu.
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A character in a cyberpunk work uses this to crash the mainframe and steal millions of cyberdollars from The Zaibatsu.
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'but thomas jefferson! I own slaves in the community!'
thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson
Jefferson is the most frustrating founding father lol He was such a piece of shit, but he was also right A LOT.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
'but thomas jefferson! I own slaves in the community!'
$3.99 to Shonen Jump so I can get back on my bullshit.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
$3.99 to Shonen Jump so I can get back on my bullshit.
One of the many tragedies of living in Suffolk county is that there are surely important town and county positions getting decided but fuck me if it's hard to find information on them.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
One of the many tragedies of living in Suffolk county is that there are surely important town and county positions getting decided but fuck me if it's hard to find information on them.
Talking to reporters, Essex County native Jason Voorhees says he endorsed Jones because he agrees with the Attorney General elect's platform of "viciously [REDACTED] your enemies."
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Talking to reporters, Essex County native Jason Voorhees says he endorsed Jones because he agrees with the Attorney General elect's platform of "viciously [REDACTED] your enemies."
The only part of GT that isn't painfully mediocre at best and godawful at worst is the last ten minutes. In part because those last ten minutes mean that GT is *over.*
At least Super was capable of telling a goddamn joke.
At least Super was capable of telling a goddamn joke.
Its fights are boring, poorly choreographed, and rarely build tension, supported by inconsistent (often bad) animation.
Pan is frustratingly useless, Trunks is a boring non-character half the time, and the individual stories of the first arc range from charming but derivative to dull.
Pan is frustratingly useless, Trunks is a boring non-character half the time, and the individual stories of the first arc range from charming but derivative to dull.
Most people just hate Dragon Ball GT because they are told it is the accepted position. They know they need to think that & circle back with excuses which reach that end point. There are many who can articulate genuine problems but many more whose dislike seems forced and hollow.
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The only part of GT that isn't painfully mediocre at best and godawful at worst is the last ten minutes. In part because those last ten minutes mean that GT is *over.*
At least Super was capable of telling a goddamn joke.
At least Super was capable of telling a goddamn joke.
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates these words appear: my name is ozymandias King of Kings, look on my works ye mighty and despair!
nothing beside remains
nothing beside remains
Vast and trunkless legs of stone $200
Half sunk shattered visage $150
Wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command $800
Hand that mocked them $3600
Pedestal $150
someone who is good at entropy help me budget this. No thing beside remains
Half sunk shattered visage $150
Wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command $800
Hand that mocked them $3600
Pedestal $150
someone who is good at entropy help me budget this. No thing beside remains
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates these words appear: my name is ozymandias King of Kings, look on my works ye mighty and despair!
nothing beside remains
nothing beside remains
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well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
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I will probably regret this but –
Orcs : Morgoth :: white people : Yakub.
Orcs : Morgoth :: white people : Yakub.
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I will probably regret this but –
Orcs : Morgoth :: white people : Yakub.
Orcs : Morgoth :: white people : Yakub.
The Buu saga is the best part of the Z portion because it fuses both approaches very well (and has Mister Satan save the day.)
Related, the Cell saga is the worst part in this light.
Related, the Cell saga is the worst part in this light.
Dragonball Z: Aliens are coming from space to blow up the Earth
Dragon Ball: Bulma telling Goku to beat up rabbit themed mobsters
Dragon Ball: Bulma telling Goku to beat up rabbit themed mobsters
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The Buu saga is the best part of the Z portion because it fuses both approaches very well (and has Mister Satan save the day.)
Related, the Cell saga is the worst part in this light.
Related, the Cell saga is the worst part in this light.
Shinji - human
Asuka - human
Rei - human
Gendo - human
Misato - Miss Piggy
Kaji - Kermit
Kensuke - Gonzo
Toji - Rizzo
Fuyutsuki - Sam the eagle
Kaworu - a gelfling from Dark Crystal
Asuka - human
Rei - human
Gendo - human
Misato - Miss Piggy
Kaji - Kermit
Kensuke - Gonzo
Toji - Rizzo
Fuyutsuki - Sam the eagle
Kaworu - a gelfling from Dark Crystal
Kermit wouldn’t be Shinji, Shinji and his dad would be one of the sole humans
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Shinji - human
Asuka - human
Rei - human
Gendo - human
Misato - Miss Piggy
Kaji - Kermit
Kensuke - Gonzo
Toji - Rizzo
Fuyutsuki - Sam the eagle
Kaworu - a gelfling from Dark Crystal
Asuka - human
Rei - human
Gendo - human
Misato - Miss Piggy
Kaji - Kermit
Kensuke - Gonzo
Toji - Rizzo
Fuyutsuki - Sam the eagle
Kaworu - a gelfling from Dark Crystal
Found the Duke of Yansheng, time to convert him to Norse paganism and conquer China.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Found the Duke of Yansheng, time to convert him to Norse paganism and conquer China.
You think the players started this game with the knowledge that they were probably not going to see their families again?
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You think the players started this game with the knowledge that they were probably not going to see their families again?
So this is how ecumenism dies.
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So this is how ecumenism dies.
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Retrospectively I can see that *Winnie the Pooh* and *Pikmin* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of gerrymandering that was beginning to shape and color Protestant life...
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Retrospectively I can see that *Winnie the Pooh* and *Pikmin* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of gerrymandering that was beginning to shape and color Protestant life...
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podcasters are nonentities. "podcaster" is an oppressive class, like poly people or spicy white people.
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
podcasters are nonentities. "podcaster" is an oppressive class, like poly people or spicy white people.
There's a lot of people across the whole political spectrum who came from not-so-modest means and went to decently-pricey colleges and have developed a searing need to be accepted by this romanticized Ruff Tuff Not Politically Correct "Normal Person" they came up with in their heads.
Is it going to come out that Graham Platner was hooking these guys up with the really good coke?
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There's a lot of people across the whole political spectrum who came from not-so-modest means and went to decently-pricey colleges and have developed a searing need to be accepted by this romanticized Ruff Tuff Not Politically Correct "Normal Person" they came up with in their heads.
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MA'AM, THE LIB POSTER BELIEVES ANY ANSWER SHE GIVES WILL BE WRONG AND THE INTERNET LEFTIST WILL DUNK ON HER HARDER IF SHE REVERSES HERSELF, MA'AM.
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
MA'AM, THE LIB POSTER BELIEVES ANY ANSWER SHE GIVES WILL BE WRONG AND THE INTERNET LEFTIST WILL DUNK ON HER HARDER IF SHE REVERSES HERSELF, MA'AM.