Fresno Freddie's Dead
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*stands on crushed car* GOLDBERGGGGGGGG
There's no way he doesn't have Goodfellas on his list.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There's no way he doesn't have Goodfellas on his list.
TONY: I know my suit now is made of an ultra cutting edge plastic-derived material with no real metal but I already have the brand tied to "Iron" Man.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
TONY: I know my suit now is made of an ultra cutting edge plastic-derived material with no real metal but I already have the brand tied to "Iron" Man.
I imagine there was a big investigation afterwards and the whole energy crisis thing would've shuttered the company completely if Sully and Mike didn't step in.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I imagine there was a big investigation afterwards and the whole energy crisis thing would've shuttered the company completely if Sully and Mike didn't step in.
"Why would they be armed" kind of suggests a huge naivete of the gun prpbpem.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Why would they be armed" kind of suggests a huge naivete of the gun prpbpem.
Unarmed law enforcement would basically last until the first unarmed officer is shot dead.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Unarmed law enforcement would basically last until the first unarmed officer is shot dead.
Every leadership position in the legislature, be you in the majority or minority, is just nonstop eating shit regardless of your actions.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Every leadership position in the legislature, be you in the majority or minority, is just nonstop eating shit regardless of your actions.
The vibe I always got was that it was DC trying to capture the Marvel Zombies magic but 15 years later and well past the zeitgeist.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The vibe I always got was that it was DC trying to capture the Marvel Zombies magic but 15 years later and well past the zeitgeist.
I thought the vapor chamber was like a smoking section?
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I thought the vapor chamber was like a smoking section?
The correct song about a wrecked ship at karaoke is The Mary Ellen Carter.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The correct song about a wrecked ship at karaoke is The Mary Ellen Carter.
The two major sources of inspiration are widely believed to be Galactic Civil War II general, Grievous - said to be a cyborg who breathed like a rasp - and the Tusken raiders' semi-legendary spirit of destruction.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The two major sources of inspiration are widely believed to be Galactic Civil War II general, Grievous - said to be a cyborg who breathed like a rasp - and the Tusken raiders' semi-legendary spirit of destruction.
Head canoning that Luthen having the armor from the bad ending of Force Awakens is the result of him unwittingly buying a forgery.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Head canoning that Luthen having the armor from the bad ending of Force Awakens is the result of him unwittingly buying a forgery.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO DRINK WHAT THE POORS DRINK, guys it's $25 a bottle, he just doesn't want to have a hangover two hours after drinking the fermented Welch's grape juice you keep serving at events.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
HE DOESN'T WANT TO DRINK WHAT THE POORS DRINK, guys it's $25 a bottle, he just doesn't want to have a hangover two hours after drinking the fermented Welch's grape juice you keep serving at events.
Oh wow $370,000, that sure explains everything about Fetterman being an asshole, yeah.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oh wow $370,000, that sure explains everything about Fetterman being an asshole, yeah.
Why did Buttigieg not simply join the vast network of radical queer support groups that surely existed in
*looks at Wikipedia page*
90s Indiana.
*looks at Wikipedia page*
90s Indiana.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Why did Buttigieg not simply join the vast network of radical queer support groups that surely existed in
*looks at Wikipedia page*
90s Indiana.
*looks at Wikipedia page*
90s Indiana.
Rasputin made a deal with Satan(?) to become a lich with an army of bugs dead on murdering a teenage girl for nebulous reasons and he's still more sympathetic than Tsar Nicky Two-Steps.
Also his song slaps.
Also his song slaps.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Rasputin made a deal with Satan(?) to become a lich with an army of bugs dead on murdering a teenage girl for nebulous reasons and he's still more sympathetic than Tsar Nicky Two-Steps.
Also his song slaps.
Also his song slaps.
Outcome being "everyone on this site is a moron" rises to 35% and growing.
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Outcome being "everyone on this site is a moron" rises to 35% and growing.
It's genuinely fascinating how the current line against the ACA Republicans are using is that it gives money to Big Health Insurance, like did they get polling that told them shitting on health insurance companies would get them a cheap pop?
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It's genuinely fascinating how the current line against the ACA Republicans are using is that it gives money to Big Health Insurance, like did they get polling that told them shitting on health insurance companies would get them a cheap pop?
On one hand the median hemp farmer is a moral black hole deserving the Phantom Zone, on the other hand McConnell getting to do McCain cosplay would be really really funny.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
On one hand the median hemp farmer is a moral black hole deserving the Phantom Zone, on the other hand McConnell getting to do McCain cosplay would be really really funny.
I think people here convinced themselves the government should stay shut down until November 2026 and, uh...
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I think people here convinced themselves the government should stay shut down until November 2026 and, uh...
Making shit for furries probably pays better than an enlisted salary the first few years tbh.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Making shit for furries probably pays better than an enlisted salary the first few years tbh.
I wonder how pissed Claremont was when he was told what purpose Inferno needed to serve.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I wonder how pissed Claremont was when he was told what purpose Inferno needed to serve.
It's genuinely strange that the boys seem to have forgotten Maddie exists and that this might lead to unforeseen consequences.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It's genuinely strange that the boys seem to have forgotten Maddie exists and that this might lead to unforeseen consequences.
I for one enjoy not contracting a type of tapeworm currently unknown to science from a pretzel bought off the street.
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I for one enjoy not contracting a type of tapeworm currently unknown to science from a pretzel bought off the street.
Honestly Scott and Warren actually giving her the full explanation would just make her angrier.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Honestly Scott and Warren actually giving her the full explanation would just make her angrier.
T'Challa conquers Ethiopia and installs Zera Yacob as a restored puppet emperor in a Manchukuo situation.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
T'Challa conquers Ethiopia and installs Zera Yacob as a restored puppet emperor in a Manchukuo situation.