America hasn’t felt this upside down since I was a child in an internment camp.

technically speaking it's no longer doomscrolling if you scroll with a corndog. not many people know this

my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory

Horrified as a former career service federal employee, and frightened of losing my federal disability retirement annuity.

Today’s priority: ensuring we have valid passports in the event that we need to flee

get elected hall monitor and change your elementary school from the inside. nobody can say no to ice cream for lunch now

We wouldn’t be in this global mess if people were taught how to deal with emotions in school.

So glad the government declared that there’s only two genders! Finally this might lower the price of eggs

It wasn't about weirdness for weirdness, for me, it was about the divinity-grade acceptance of + affection for the real contours of the world, human and otherwise, present in so much of Lynch's work: gruesome and cloying and piercingly beautiful and dumb, the whole mess, all that open-eyed curiosity

David Lynch: “Believe it or not, God is gay.”

Interviewer: “Elaborate on that.”

Lynch: “No.”

Rest in peace.

I’m writing a book where everyone dies at the beginning. It will be a short book