connor clary
@connorclary.bsky.social
I never want to hear a conservative use the phrase “safe space” ever again
February 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I never want to hear a conservative use the phrase “safe space” ever again
Reviewing the 2026 Grammy’s red carpet 🌟
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Reviewing the 2026 Grammy’s red carpet 🌟
Reviewing looks from the “Melania” red carpet 🖤
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Reviewing looks from the “Melania” red carpet 🖤
This man is handing out citizenship cards like he’s gd Willie Wonka 🙄
Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump’s Gold Card, which grants her U.S. residency.
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This man is handing out citizenship cards like he’s gd Willie Wonka 🙄
I need every gay bar to remove Nicki from their playlist ASAP 🤢
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I need every gay bar to remove Nicki from their playlist ASAP 🤢
reviewing the soon-to-be-released amazon film “melania” ⭐️
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 AM
reviewing the soon-to-be-released amazon film “melania” ⭐️
I cannot stop staring at this gold plated Board of Peace logo that for some reason seizes the entire Greater Toronto Area and erases the border with Mexico
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I cannot stop staring at this gold plated Board of Peace logo that for some reason seizes the entire Greater Toronto Area and erases the border with Mexico
I feel personally victimized by ChatGPT as someone who regularly uses the em dash in my everyday communications
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I feel personally victimized by ChatGPT as someone who regularly uses the em dash in my everyday communications
are the eggs cheaper yet
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
are the eggs cheaper yet
The Rose Garden? Ohh you mean 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓖𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The Rose Garden? Ohh you mean 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓖𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷
nobody warned me growing up just how hard it would be to find the perfect bucket and mop
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
nobody warned me growing up just how hard it would be to find the perfect bucket and mop
Ah yes my favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus said “shoot thy neighbor in the face” ❤️
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Ah yes my favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus said “shoot thy neighbor in the face” ❤️
I’ve had more threatening encounters than that while walking through the Trader Joe’s parking lot and somehow I managed to survive without shooting the driver repeatedly in the face
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I’ve had more threatening encounters than that while walking through the Trader Joe’s parking lot and somehow I managed to survive without shooting the driver repeatedly in the face
why is the vibe in modern dessert stores always so harsh and sanitized…I just wanna sit comfortably in a cozy spot eating a sundae, not propped up on a tiny stool at a white marble table underneath 8000K flood lights with Dance Monkey playing way too loud in the background
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
why is the vibe in modern dessert stores always so harsh and sanitized…I just wanna sit comfortably in a cozy spot eating a sundae, not propped up on a tiny stool at a white marble table underneath 8000K flood lights with Dance Monkey playing way too loud in the background
I just got an AI generated TikTok ad for strip steaks being sold on Temu and I’m scared
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I just got an AI generated TikTok ad for strip steaks being sold on Temu and I’m scared
so I’m learning that all of the rich and powerful men who control the world apparently send emails exclusively from their iPads and communicate only in cryptic sentence fragments and unfunny one-liners
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
so I’m learning that all of the rich and powerful men who control the world apparently send emails exclusively from their iPads and communicate only in cryptic sentence fragments and unfunny one-liners
so if the penny is gone are stores gonna stop pricing everything ending with .99
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
so if the penny is gone are stores gonna stop pricing everything ending with .99
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a reenactment of Marina Abramović’s controversial 1974 performance art piece “Rhythm 0”
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a reenactment of Marina Abramović’s controversial 1974 performance art piece “Rhythm 0”
am i having a stroke
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
am i having a stroke
reviewing the *official* 2025 Tr*mp Halloween collection 💀
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
reviewing the *official* 2025 Tr*mp Halloween collection 💀
what if the government never reopens lol
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
what if the government never reopens lol
sweeping cat litter off the floor
October 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
sweeping cat litter off the floor
my thoughts about the flotilla which is probably the most important thing we all need to pay attention to rn
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
my thoughts about the flotilla which is probably the most important thing we all need to pay attention to rn
kind of insane that republicans are so determined to make health insurance as expensive as possible that the government shut down over it
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
kind of insane that republicans are so determined to make health insurance as expensive as possible that the government shut down over it
I think when the government shuts down we should all get the right to commit one misdemeanor of our choosing :)
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I think when the government shuts down we should all get the right to commit one misdemeanor of our choosing :)