connor clary
@connorclary.bsky.social
so I’m learning that all of the rich and powerful men who control the world apparently send emails exclusively from their iPads and communicate only in cryptic sentence fragments and unfunny one-liners
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
so I’m learning that all of the rich and powerful men who control the world apparently send emails exclusively from their iPads and communicate only in cryptic sentence fragments and unfunny one-liners
so if the penny is gone are stores gonna stop pricing everything ending with .99
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
so if the penny is gone are stores gonna stop pricing everything ending with .99
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a reenactment of Marina Abramović’s controversial 1974 performance art piece “Rhythm 0”
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a reenactment of Marina Abramović’s controversial 1974 performance art piece “Rhythm 0”
am i having a stroke
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
am i having a stroke
reviewing the *official* 2025 Tr*mp Halloween collection 💀
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
reviewing the *official* 2025 Tr*mp Halloween collection 💀
what if the government never reopens lol
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
what if the government never reopens lol
sweeping cat litter off the floor
October 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
sweeping cat litter off the floor
my thoughts about the flotilla which is probably the most important thing we all need to pay attention to rn
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
my thoughts about the flotilla which is probably the most important thing we all need to pay attention to rn
kind of insane that republicans are so determined to make health insurance as expensive as possible that the government shut down over it
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
kind of insane that republicans are so determined to make health insurance as expensive as possible that the government shut down over it
I think when the government shuts down we should all get the right to commit one misdemeanor of our choosing :)
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I think when the government shuts down we should all get the right to commit one misdemeanor of our choosing :)
whoever is playing the distant 80s sax tunes in the background of this entire new doja cat album…I hope ur having an amazing day
September 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
whoever is playing the distant 80s sax tunes in the background of this entire new doja cat album…I hope ur having an amazing day
can someone keep my tamagotchi alive if I get raptured
September 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
can someone keep my tamagotchi alive if I get raptured
rules for the rapture 🔥
September 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
rules for the rapture 🔥
ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD STAT!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’1
September 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD STAT!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’1
this is where you can find me
September 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
this is where you can find me
making ceramic ring holders 💍
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
making ceramic ring holders 💍
is this melania or some kind of ancient demon haunting donald trump
September 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
is this melania or some kind of ancient demon haunting donald trump
reviewing pumpkin spice products that need to be stopped 🎃
September 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
reviewing pumpkin spice products that need to be stopped 🎃
who the fuck ordered the pumpkin spice iphone
September 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
who the fuck ordered the pumpkin spice iphone
it’s kinda awesome that there’s an animal where when it gets mad it just fucking sticks a needle in you
September 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it’s kinda awesome that there’s an animal where when it gets mad it just fucking sticks a needle in you
this year’s song of the summer is Ambient White Noise For Sleep (10 hrs)
September 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
this year’s song of the summer is Ambient White Noise For Sleep (10 hrs)
chatgpt is cool and all but nothing will ever beat the euphoric experience of finding someone on yahoo answers asking for advice on your exact same, extremely niche situation
August 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
chatgpt is cool and all but nothing will ever beat the euphoric experience of finding someone on yahoo answers asking for advice on your exact same, extremely niche situation
Taylor Swift engaged, pumpkin spice latte season begins, trump’s hand is falling off….
August 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Taylor Swift engaged, pumpkin spice latte season begins, trump’s hand is falling off….
should I go all in on the halloween decor review videos this year 👀
August 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
should I go all in on the halloween decor review videos this year 👀
reviewing the cracker barrel rebrand ⭐️
August 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
reviewing the cracker barrel rebrand ⭐️