Chris Hofmann
foximus05.bsky.social
Chris Hofmann
@foximus05.bsky.social
Cat Dad of Rocket Cat Rescue - Washed up in a lot of careers: racecar mechanic, rocket flight director, airplane fixer. Trying to figure out whats next in life.

He/Him. Posts are my own opinions.
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Have you seen my career path? Its like that dang ole Family Circus Kid.

I like interesting problems and opportunities. And used to get bored kinda easily.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Dogs don't care what car you drive.
Cats don't care who you know.
Shelter pets are just looking for someone who will love them back.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fun week in Park City Utah for work, but I am exhausted. Home tomorrow for a few days, then off to Miami for a week.
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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🌐

#art
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The depression still wins by a long shot some days. I have no idea what set it off. But I hate feeling like this.
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Finally got a chance to replace the headlights on the Escape with new ppf’d ones. Hopefully this helps night driving.

No matter what i did to treat or clean the oem ones, in a month they would be full haze.
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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A vibe.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This remix amuses me greatly, because I remember being yelled at to stop playing this in Mission Control when a certain mission just wouldn't end after many, many, many long days. open.spotify.com/track/17FccX...
9 to 5 - Club Version
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Looks like Utah and then Miami to bookend Thanksgiving. Then maybe, maybe, travel slows down.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Look at my son, pride is not the word I’m looking for…….
Flibbet is struggling to tongue since he had his dental. But oddly, this fits him….

#rescuecat #kleinfelterscat
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well. Now I know why I was in Hawthorne the last two weeks doing neat things.
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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"who radicalized you"

Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Cheeseburger in Paradise (2002-2020): A chain of beachside-themed restaurants from singer Jimmy Buffet, named after his iconic song, offering a wide array of burgers along with sandwiches, salads, and tropical cocktails.
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The GOP right now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Cats are liquid

Especially on Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🎃
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Its been a good week in LA, but airplane driver, please take me home for a few days.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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You’re laughing. That man is digging through the ditches, burning through the witches, and slamming in the back of his Dragula and you’re laughing?
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Come meet Olive! Everyone needs a perfect void scarf! (All she wants is to lay ok your shoulders and make biscuits)
We are up at Pet Supplies Plus in Vacaville today with Olive, Frogger, and the Super Furiends crew! We’ll be here with the cats for the adoption event from 2-5pm.
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Hey Bay Area Friends! We are up again at Pet Supplies Plus in Vacaville, CA from 2-5 today with some amazing adoptable cats! Come say Hi!
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Matt Gaetz's brother-in-law, Palmer Luckey?
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM