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Wait people read this? Uhh I like long walks on the beach, romantic candlelit dinners, and taking a shit on the floor.
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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
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This is pretty funny.
November 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
This is pretty funny.
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November 30, 2024 at 6:33 AM
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Good morning 😊
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Good morning 😊
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Some Deep Thoughts from Deep Space.
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Some Deep Thoughts from Deep Space.
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This is going to piss a lot of men off, but ignore them, too!
November 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
This is going to piss a lot of men off, but ignore them, too!
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???
Because they lactose
Because they lactose
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???
Because they lactose
Because they lactose
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Current internet media literacy: “why was the movie called Goodfellas? They seemed like pretty bad fellas to me. Plot hole?”
November 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Current internet media literacy: “why was the movie called Goodfellas? They seemed like pretty bad fellas to me. Plot hole?”
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
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as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed
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Evening Snack anyone ?
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Evening Snack anyone ?
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
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Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Magic player: Unbelievable, so unlucky, my fridge is like half beverages and I got drink screwed AGAIN???
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Magic player: Unbelievable, so unlucky, my fridge is like half beverages and I got drink screwed AGAIN???
November 25, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Magic player: Unbelievable, so unlucky, my fridge is like half beverages and I got drink screwed AGAIN???
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Magic player: Unbelievable, so unlucky, my fridge is like half beverages and I got drink screwed AGAIN???
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If someone tells you to smile, tell them to be more pleasing.
November 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
If someone tells you to smile, tell them to be more pleasing.
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We don't do Thanksgiving at our house because it encourages dependency. Here it's Thanksearning
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
We don't do Thanksgiving at our house because it encourages dependency. Here it's Thanksearning
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What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
Why does God hate me? Is it because I curse his name every opportunity I get?... Nah, that couldn't be it.
November 24, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Why does God hate me? Is it because I curse his name every opportunity I get?... Nah, that couldn't be it.
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November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM