Ryan Alan
@foodicide.bsky.social
Co-Host of Don't Wreck Yourself (@wreckyourpod.com) and designer of Roll Buckaroo, a Western TTRPG. I have food opinions and the weirdest resume ever. Star Trek is better.
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Hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social how SHOULD I respond to this?
I have never regretted a purchase, but is “satisfied” the feeling your art provokes?
I have never regretted a purchase, but is “satisfied” the feeling your art provokes?
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social how SHOULD I respond to this?
I have never regretted a purchase, but is “satisfied” the feeling your art provokes?
I have never regretted a purchase, but is “satisfied” the feeling your art provokes?
Any President who peacefully gives up office when their time is done can be counted as ANTIFA.
It's a super low bar.
It's a super low bar.
September 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Any President who peacefully gives up office when their time is done can be counted as ANTIFA.
It's a super low bar.
It's a super low bar.
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"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
I can't believe they did the announcement today with a body double. Bold move.
September 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I can't believe they did the announcement today with a body double. Bold move.
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
August 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
Your gym teacher and your English teacher are getting married.
Word on the whaleroads is Mr. Pattinson is fond of Mr. Defoe’s lobster.
🦞 @maudlingames.com knows what’s up
Word on the whaleroads is Mr. Pattinson is fond of Mr. Defoe’s lobster.
🦞 @maudlingames.com knows what’s up
August 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Your gym teacher and your English teacher are getting married.
Word on the whaleroads is Mr. Pattinson is fond of Mr. Defoe’s lobster.
🦞 @maudlingames.com knows what’s up
Word on the whaleroads is Mr. Pattinson is fond of Mr. Defoe’s lobster.
🦞 @maudlingames.com knows what’s up
They took the cracker out. They took the barrel out. But it’s still called Cracker Barrel. Imagine being offended because you can’t read.
August 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They took the cracker out. They took the barrel out. But it’s still called Cracker Barrel. Imagine being offended because you can’t read.
"When the looting starts. The shooting starts."
-President Donald Trump
I guess they're going to start shooting people next.
-President Donald Trump
I guess they're going to start shooting people next.
What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority?
ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles
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ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles
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August 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"When the looting starts. The shooting starts."
-President Donald Trump
I guess they're going to start shooting people next.
-President Donald Trump
I guess they're going to start shooting people next.
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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
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If you are itching to unassailably win an argument, try teaching ChatGPT about the existence of Pope Leo XIV. It will nobly defend itself from your obvious misinformation, but eventually if you brow beat it enough, it will admit you are right.
Wouldn’t THAT feel rewarding in times like these?
Wouldn’t THAT feel rewarding in times like these?
June 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you are itching to unassailably win an argument, try teaching ChatGPT about the existence of Pope Leo XIV. It will nobly defend itself from your obvious misinformation, but eventually if you brow beat it enough, it will admit you are right.
Wouldn’t THAT feel rewarding in times like these?
Wouldn’t THAT feel rewarding in times like these?
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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
If Donald Trump is the Pope's President it's only a matter of time before he tries to pull rank.
May 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If Donald Trump is the Pope's President it's only a matter of time before he tries to pull rank.
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One reporter said that traffic at U.S. ports “has really slowed, and now thousands of dockworkers and truck drivers are worried about their jobs,” before being interrupted by President Trump.
“That means we lose less money, you know? When I see that, that means we lose less money,” Trump replied.
“That means we lose less money, you know? When I see that, that means we lose less money,” Trump replied.
Trump Exposes Own Idiocy With Comment About Looming Shortages
Donald Trump had a mind-blowing defense for the pending supply shortages.
newrepublic.com
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One reporter said that traffic at U.S. ports “has really slowed, and now thousands of dockworkers and truck drivers are worried about their jobs,” before being interrupted by President Trump.
“That means we lose less money, you know? When I see that, that means we lose less money,” Trump replied.
“That means we lose less money, you know? When I see that, that means we lose less money,” Trump replied.
Bald ass bigoted bitch boy.
As a bald ass unbiased bitch boy, I can say that.
As a bald ass unbiased bitch boy, I can say that.
it is fun to read profiles of this guy which play him up as some diabolical mastermind and then watch him in action and see a huge loser
Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."
May 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Bald ass bigoted bitch boy.
As a bald ass unbiased bitch boy, I can say that.
As a bald ass unbiased bitch boy, I can say that.
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Cal-Maine, the biggest egg producer, has been accused of using bird flu as cover to jack up prices and triple its profits from a year ago.
It also received $22M in federal aid.
While you're getting gouged at the grocery store, your tax dollars are subsidizing corporate greed.
It also received $22M in federal aid.
While you're getting gouged at the grocery store, your tax dollars are subsidizing corporate greed.
May 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Cal-Maine, the biggest egg producer, has been accused of using bird flu as cover to jack up prices and triple its profits from a year ago.
It also received $22M in federal aid.
While you're getting gouged at the grocery store, your tax dollars are subsidizing corporate greed.
It also received $22M in federal aid.
While you're getting gouged at the grocery store, your tax dollars are subsidizing corporate greed.
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
That's his name. The media just run his ethnicity, or reduce his being an American to checking a box during a survey -- "the American dad being held..."
He's got loved ones. Just like you. He's got a life here. Just like you. He has rights here. Just like you.
Until not.
That's his name. The media just run his ethnicity, or reduce his being an American to checking a box during a survey -- "the American dad being held..."
He's got loved ones. Just like you. He's got a life here. Just like you. He has rights here. Just like you.
Until not.
April 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
That's his name. The media just run his ethnicity, or reduce his being an American to checking a box during a survey -- "the American dad being held..."
He's got loved ones. Just like you. He's got a life here. Just like you. He has rights here. Just like you.
Until not.
That's his name. The media just run his ethnicity, or reduce his being an American to checking a box during a survey -- "the American dad being held..."
He's got loved ones. Just like you. He's got a life here. Just like you. He has rights here. Just like you.
Until not.
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@charlesgaba.com has rendered us a great service. And serving is a supreme art. God is servant to men but they are not servant to men.
📣 New State Added: I've completed pie charts breaking out total population enrollment in Medicaid, CHIP, Medicare & ACA exchange plans for every Congressional District in #PENNSYLVANIA:
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acasignups.net/cd-pie-chart...
Congressional District Enrollment: Pennsylvania
NOTE: THIS IS AN ONGOING PROJECT; IT WILL TAKE SEVERAL DAYS TO ADD EVERY STATE. CHECK BACK SOON. Over the past couple of months I've compiled a master spreadsheet breaking out enrollment in ACA plans ...
acasignups.net
March 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@charlesgaba.com has rendered us a great service. And serving is a supreme art. God is servant to men but they are not servant to men.
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Having an Evil Hat special this weekend only!🥳
A purchase of Thirsty Sword Lesbians or Fate Core rules comes with a free copy of Advanced Lovers and Lesbians and FATE Accessibility Kit respectively
While supplies last!
A purchase of Thirsty Sword Lesbians or Fate Core rules comes with a free copy of Advanced Lovers and Lesbians and FATE Accessibility Kit respectively
While supplies last!
March 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Having an Evil Hat special this weekend only!🥳
A purchase of Thirsty Sword Lesbians or Fate Core rules comes with a free copy of Advanced Lovers and Lesbians and FATE Accessibility Kit respectively
While supplies last!
A purchase of Thirsty Sword Lesbians or Fate Core rules comes with a free copy of Advanced Lovers and Lesbians and FATE Accessibility Kit respectively
While supplies last!
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My biggest Mad Max head canon is that the rest of the world is doing business as usual and all that road warrior stuff is just happening in Australia.
March 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My biggest Mad Max head canon is that the rest of the world is doing business as usual and all that road warrior stuff is just happening in Australia.
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Just a reminder. It’s never too late to send him to prison.
March 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Just a reminder. It’s never too late to send him to prison.
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#WATCH: Interrobang Editor Hannah Theodore catches you up on the latest stories making news this week at Fanshawe. youtu.be/wpnAp3pFIeE
Video News Roundup (February 20, 2025)
YouTube video by Interrobang
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February 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
#WATCH: Interrobang Editor Hannah Theodore catches you up on the latest stories making news this week at Fanshawe. youtu.be/wpnAp3pFIeE