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foodicide.bsky.social
Ryan Alan
@foodicide.bsky.social
Co-Host of Don't Wreck Yourself (@wreckyourpod.com) and designer of Roll Buckaroo, a Western TTRPG. I have food opinions and the weirdest resume ever. Star Trek is better.
Hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social how SHOULD I respond to this?

I have never regretted a purchase, but is “satisfied” the feeling your art provokes?
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
They took the cracker out. They took the barrel out. But it’s still called Cracker Barrel. Imagine being offended because you can’t read.
August 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's still just a data management tool, and only as good as what you feed it. I uploaded a geographic shape file from the US Census site and was able to prompt it to this result. I still have a little text overlap between NJ and DE, but I got it there by refining the dataset and the prompt.
August 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
People need to remember this is a data management tool, and it is VERY good at inferring things, but it requires lots of context in its prompts and in this case raw data to do an advanced task.

Voila.
August 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
August 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here is my first success. But I want it to look like a real map.
August 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oooh, I'll try. Now.

No luck for me yet.
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I know it’s probably not technically his fault, but just for funsies… lol, right? And points for nailing the fucking zeitgeist VA, it does feel like time is running out.
January 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
January 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Me IRL
January 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Meet my rye sourdough starter. I rescued it from my otherwise very not-homicidal wife.

His name is Commander Will Rye-ker and he can’t wait to get to the pleasure ovens on the planet Rise-a. #treksky #bakingsky #startrek #sourdough
January 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
They had an entire SEASON locked and loaded. Holy smokes.
December 31, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I would die for England’s slow news day.
December 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Maybe it’s a case of misanthropy contracted after drinking the oily rain run off that seeps from the roof of the tunnel under SEPTA’s Spring Garden Station, but The Guardian can fuck right off. The uncontested winners of Colonialism don’t get to decide which former colony is rude.
December 11, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 29, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Sometimes we find the guilty party before we find the crime.
November 22, 2024 at 11:41 AM
This is me with the deep cuts.

The name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you:
November 20, 2024 at 7:24 PM
The audition process for Cabinet positions is getting intense.
November 16, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Love seeing this! I worked with the Ur Collection at UPenn. I transcribed a LOT of field notes. The attached card is typical. See how far you can get reading it (my work in alt-text). I had my former boss on my podcast to talk Ea Nasr (I am an unapologetic apologist)

www.podbean.com/ew/pb-m7nu2-...
November 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM