Floyd Toulet
floydtoulet.bsky.social
Floyd Toulet
@floydtoulet.bsky.social
Playwright. Not as dull as I sound.

SNARED / The Terribly Disappointing Mr Pummel / KNOCK KNOCK / Zeus and Me.
I started watching Frankenstein today, fully expecting it to be dire based on the sheer number of anti–Guillermo del Toro comments I’ve seen. But so far, I have to say I’m really enjoying it. Perhaps it collapses at some point I’ve not yet reached – but I remain hopeful.

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Frankenstein | Guillermo del Toro | Official Teaser | Netflix
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November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Sadly the BBC lost its way in political reporting a long time ago. Its coverage of Labour under Corbyn & the inflated antisemitism 'crisis'was disgraceful. I hope Owen Jones wipes the floor in court with the awful man who gets goosebumps when he thinks of Mossad
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Israel Lobby EXPOSED: What REALLY Happened at the BBC
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November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Imagine challenging a god to anything in ancient greece, you'd be like "hey Apollo I bet you I'm more skilled at the flute" and he'd be like okay if you win I turn you into a goat and if you lose I will chase you randily for miles and then also turn you into a goat
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Morning all.

Photograph by Martin Parr, Hairdressers Salford 1986.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Gotta Love Moose.
"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Just think, if they’d only traded one of those exclamation points for a comma before “fact” it might have made some sense.
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Orson Welles in The Third Man by Carol Reed (1949)
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
'night all.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Enjoy.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I must say that being able to read the posts of others and scroll up or down as I choose without fear of having everything automatically refresh is hugely liberating. A reminder of just how 'managed' X, Facebook and others have become.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know it's AI but this is so funny.

(Reposted via @itsme_urstruly on X)
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Why authors lead a lonely life.

#bluesky #writersky #writerhumor
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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“Remind me to add ‘philanthropist’ to my LinkedIn profile”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Genius.
I think about this tweet every day
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Please tell me this is someone doing some stirring?

www.wesforleader.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The third Disney animated feature film “FANTASIA” a musical anthology consisting of eight animated segments set to pieces of classical music premiered #OnThisDay in 1940 at the Broadway Theatre in New York City

🎬 Walt Disney Productions
🎞 RKO Radio Pictures
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Zack Polanski is showing what politics looks like when it’s powered by principle. I had high hopes for Your Party, but then Zarah Sultana managed to torpedo the project twice over before it even launched officially. Here’s hoping they steady the ship and keep things on course.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.

Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sickening.
This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.

Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I love this! 💚💚💚

Imagine the leaders of any of the other parties attempting this without making you cringe so hard you break your toes.
"This energy!!!" 👏👏👏👏

Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Oh my god! They’ve started going up. 1st one at Bank Station. Please post a pic if you see one over the coming weeks. They cost a packet and they might be taken down if people complain. Oh, and thanks again for your support. It really helped 👊
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I knew I shouldn't have asked Lee Anderson to refil the soap dispensers at Reform HQ.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chortle.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM