@florkusmalorkus.bsky.social
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Dear tech bros (and it is bros pulling this shit),
For fucks sake, no. No. NO!
FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS--NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MY ANSWER IS NOT CHANGING.
EVER.
I DO NOT WANT TO USE YOUR SHIT AI FEATURES.
They are energy wasting garbage.
They are invasions of privacy.
They are theft.
GO AWAY!
For fucks sake, no. No. NO!
FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS--NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MY ANSWER IS NOT CHANGING.
EVER.
I DO NOT WANT TO USE YOUR SHIT AI FEATURES.
They are energy wasting garbage.
They are invasions of privacy.
They are theft.
GO AWAY!
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dear tech bros (and it is bros pulling this shit),
For fucks sake, no. No. NO!
FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS--NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MY ANSWER IS NOT CHANGING.
EVER.
I DO NOT WANT TO USE YOUR SHIT AI FEATURES.
They are energy wasting garbage.
They are invasions of privacy.
They are theft.
GO AWAY!
For fucks sake, no. No. NO!
FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS--NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MY ANSWER IS NOT CHANGING.
EVER.
I DO NOT WANT TO USE YOUR SHIT AI FEATURES.
They are energy wasting garbage.
They are invasions of privacy.
They are theft.
GO AWAY!
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
NO MOTHERFUCKING KINGS
October 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
NO MOTHERFUCKING KINGS
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Looking over the Epstein book messages, I'm struck by how comfortable everyone was with compiling something like this, contributing to it, and receiving it. Something most people with common sense would avoid like the plague.
But the super-rich and powerful know how insulated they are.
But the super-rich and powerful know how insulated they are.
September 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Looking over the Epstein book messages, I'm struck by how comfortable everyone was with compiling something like this, contributing to it, and receiving it. Something most people with common sense would avoid like the plague.
But the super-rich and powerful know how insulated they are.
But the super-rich and powerful know how insulated they are.
I needed this today. Funny enough, I'm wearing a De Poezenboot t-shirt
August 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I needed this today. Funny enough, I'm wearing a De Poezenboot t-shirt
Fuck you, @apple. I can't recover my old AppleID, but I can't create a new account either.
July 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fuck you, @apple. I can't recover my old AppleID, but I can't create a new account either.
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RTing to play anytime i’m in a bad mood
Have been losing my mind all morning at this absolutely bowel-crushing Franco-Ethiopian jazz-funk cover of War Pigs. Holy shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kVY...
uKanDanZ - WAR PIGS (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ukandanz
www.youtube.com
July 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
RTing to play anytime i’m in a bad mood
Why is shopping for hardware like stuff at #homedepot feel like punishment? I just wanted a few nuts and bolts and instead, it's a scavenger hunt. Half the bins are empty and the ones that are filled have random stuff in them.
June 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Why is shopping for hardware like stuff at #homedepot feel like punishment? I just wanted a few nuts and bolts and instead, it's a scavenger hunt. Half the bins are empty and the ones that are filled have random stuff in them.
When did Teen Vogue get radical? I'm loving it!
An op-ed that explains how to start an ICE Watch neighborhood program in your community.
Click the link for the step-by-step guide.
We are smarter than any masked klaners.
www.teenvogue.com/story/ice-wa...
Click the link for the step-by-step guide.
We are smarter than any masked klaners.
www.teenvogue.com/story/ice-wa...
How to Keep Tabs on ICE Agents Who May Be Surveilling Your Neighborhood
Here’s a step-by-step guide.
www.teenvogue.com
June 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When did Teen Vogue get radical? I'm loving it!
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Watching Musk & Trump slapfight on social media makes me wonder what kinds of tweets would happen during the Night of the Long Knives
June 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Watching Musk & Trump slapfight on social media makes me wonder what kinds of tweets would happen during the Night of the Long Knives
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This kid runs circles around the reporter
May 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This kid runs circles around the reporter
I have to wonder if Mussolini and crew were this bumbling and their viciousness was just to prevent people from laughing at them
May 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I have to wonder if Mussolini and crew were this bumbling and their viciousness was just to prevent people from laughing at them
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There was a time when I would have thought Zaphod Beeblebrox would have made a cool president. Paid off a stripper, convicted of fraud and crazier than George Jones drunk driving a lawnmower.
But at that time, I was primarily interested in D&D, Motley Crue and surviving junior high school.
But at that time, I was primarily interested in D&D, Motley Crue and surviving junior high school.
April 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
There was a time when I would have thought Zaphod Beeblebrox would have made a cool president. Paid off a stripper, convicted of fraud and crazier than George Jones drunk driving a lawnmower.
But at that time, I was primarily interested in D&D, Motley Crue and surviving junior high school.
But at that time, I was primarily interested in D&D, Motley Crue and surviving junior high school.
I'm half expecting Pete Hegseth to demand the arrest of Jeffrey Goldberg for leaking state secrets at this rate.
March 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm half expecting Pete Hegseth to demand the arrest of Jeffrey Goldberg for leaking state secrets at this rate.
This Pete Hegseth Signal chat to plan an airstrike reads like an Archer plot line dismissed as 'too silly'
March 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This Pete Hegseth Signal chat to plan an airstrike reads like an Archer plot line dismissed as 'too silly'
"An octopus has been spotted catching a ride from an unlikely marine friend: a superfast shark. Researchers captured a video showing the orange-hued octopus clinging to the back of a large shortfin mako shark as it swims."
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.livescience.com/animals/shar...
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.livescience.com/animals/shar...
Octopus spotted riding on top of world's fastest shark
A shortfin mako shark, the fastest-swimming shark in the world, was caught on camera with an octopus catching a ride on its back off the coast of New Zealand.
www.livescience.com
March 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I used to make fun of Canadians, and I'd like to take some of that back. I've had nothing but fondness for most of you. That one racist SOB in Hamilton can still fuck himself.
But now, I'm wicked sorry that my country has gone insane and is threatening all of youse.
#elbowsup
But now, I'm wicked sorry that my country has gone insane and is threatening all of youse.
#elbowsup
March 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I used to make fun of Canadians, and I'd like to take some of that back. I've had nothing but fondness for most of you. That one racist SOB in Hamilton can still fuck himself.
But now, I'm wicked sorry that my country has gone insane and is threatening all of youse.
#elbowsup
But now, I'm wicked sorry that my country has gone insane and is threatening all of youse.
#elbowsup
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Basel, Switzerland
March 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Basel, Switzerland
Has anyone asked @upenn.bsky.social if they have apologized for their alums Musk & Trump yet?
March 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Has anyone asked @upenn.bsky.social if they have apologized for their alums Musk & Trump yet?
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Getting all pretty for the SOTU 🤣
March 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Getting all pretty for the SOTU 🤣