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He's just afraid that the Commies will sieze one of his first names and appropriate it for the people.
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
He's just afraid that the Commies will sieze one of his first names and appropriate it for the people.
That's a clearer message statement than anything out of Chuck Schumer.
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
That's a clearer message statement than anything out of Chuck Schumer.
Imagine the horrors if he appeared in a tan suit.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Imagine the horrors if he appeared in a tan suit.
So, what are people supposed to do in this event? It's either necessary or a felony to resist masked men trying to abduct me.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So, what are people supposed to do in this event? It's either necessary or a felony to resist masked men trying to abduct me.
I like James Carville's Halloween costume as a resistor.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I like James Carville's Halloween costume as a resistor.
Three hops from drug trafficker would include most banks. Are we going to drone-strike my local HSBC branch next?
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Three hops from drug trafficker would include most banks. Are we going to drone-strike my local HSBC branch next?
the payment processors might be willing to take the risk in exchange for the revenue. I guess that's in the PCI SAQ-$$$ questionnaire.
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the payment processors might be willing to take the risk in exchange for the revenue. I guess that's in the PCI SAQ-$$$ questionnaire.
So, the Canadians will be 2-0 vs the White House?
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So, the Canadians will be 2-0 vs the White House?
That's the most hopeful American thing I've heard in a minute.
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
That's the most hopeful American thing I've heard in a minute.
Perhaps the KC Chiefs can decide to do this and retroactively win the last Superbowl.
A little late, Mr Smith.
A little late, Mr Smith.
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Perhaps the KC Chiefs can decide to do this and retroactively win the last Superbowl.
A little late, Mr Smith.
A little late, Mr Smith.
So a Tuol Sleng, but with tacky gold trim everywhere?
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So a Tuol Sleng, but with tacky gold trim everywhere?
This is unbelievable and preposterous
Like Hegseth would have full bottles of booze in his office
Like Hegseth would have full bottles of booze in his office
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is unbelievable and preposterous
Like Hegseth would have full bottles of booze in his office
Like Hegseth would have full bottles of booze in his office
the floor is ANTIFA
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the floor is ANTIFA
So, yelling at a Capitol police officer is worse than beating one? I just want to know what's legal any more.
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So, yelling at a Capitol police officer is worse than beating one? I just want to know what's legal any more.
Chuck Schumer will draft a twelve page letter about his deep concern about bipartisanship after the shooting
October 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Chuck Schumer will draft a twelve page letter about his deep concern about bipartisanship after the shooting
Dude can't even go Fat Elvis right
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Dude can't even go Fat Elvis right
Haven't Trump's actions had similar outcomes? There's more cooperation between nations and international diplomacy has been strengthened in response to them.
In opposition to them, mostly.
In opposition to them, mostly.
October 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Haven't Trump's actions had similar outcomes? There's more cooperation between nations and international diplomacy has been strengthened in response to them.
In opposition to them, mostly.
In opposition to them, mostly.
"Sorry, all we have on the menu is vegan deep dish and Malort"
October 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Sorry, all we have on the menu is vegan deep dish and Malort"
After this, I just want to make sure AOC has sufficient garlic and wooden stakes in case Miller flies into her window seeking blood
October 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
After this, I just want to make sure AOC has sufficient garlic and wooden stakes in case Miller flies into her window seeking blood
I'm pretty sure that couch has been deflowered.
September 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm pretty sure that couch has been deflowered.
Surveillance state with Oracle licensing is too dystopic even for Black Mirror
September 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Surveillance state with Oracle licensing is too dystopic even for Black Mirror
Those were the AG guide lines, from a more civilized age, before the dark times, before the Empire.
September 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Those were the AG guide lines, from a more civilized age, before the dark times, before the Empire.