FloridaGuy
@floridaguy.net
Tech nerd who is known to yap.
♂️ 23M - he/him/his
🛜 IT Student
🌐 Homepage: https://www.floridaguy.net
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♂️ 23M - he/him/his
🛜 IT Student
🌐 Homepage: https://www.floridaguy.net
👤 Avatar by @luddiarts.bsky.social
Learning the hexadecimal number system is like learning algebra for the first time all over again.
"Wait, there's LETTERS now too‽"
"Wait, there's LETTERS now too‽"
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Learning the hexadecimal number system is like learning algebra for the first time all over again.
"Wait, there's LETTERS now too‽"
"Wait, there's LETTERS now too‽"
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It's truly amazing how difficult it is to teach your folks about Internet security. Like Ma, if someone walked up to you and said, "I'm from the Doorknob Company and I just need your keys for a minute." you'd know that was fishy, right?
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
It's truly amazing how difficult it is to teach your folks about Internet security. Like Ma, if someone walked up to you and said, "I'm from the Doorknob Company and I just need your keys for a minute." you'd know that was fishy, right?
"Instead of making shitty cars that some people might buy, let's build shitty robots that no one will buy.
I mean, our stock will remain wildly overvalued no matter what we do, so who cares, right?"
I mean, our stock will remain wildly overvalued no matter what we do, so who cares, right?"
The company announced it was ending production of its higher-end Model S and Model Y, and turning that production space over to making humanoid robots. n.pr/4c4Qzea
Tesla profits slumped 46% last year, as it lost its crown as the top EV seller
The company announced it was ending production of its higher-end Model S and Model Y, and turning that production space over to making humanoid robots.
n.pr
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
"Instead of making shitty cars that some people might buy, let's build shitty robots that no one will buy.
I mean, our stock will remain wildly overvalued no matter what we do, so who cares, right?"
I mean, our stock will remain wildly overvalued no matter what we do, so who cares, right?"
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Oh my fucking god when does this nightmare end
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Oh my fucking god when does this nightmare end
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ICE Issues Ransom Note Demanding $65 Billion If U.S. Wants To See Minnesota Again https://theonion.com/ice-issues-ransom-note-demanding-65-billion-if-u-s-wants-to-see-minnesota-again/
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE Issues Ransom Note Demanding $65 Billion If U.S. Wants To See Minnesota Again https://theonion.com/ice-issues-ransom-note-demanding-65-billion-if-u-s-wants-to-see-minnesota-again/
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Schumer Saves Cloture Denial in Case He Needs It for Final Boss hard-drive.net/schumer-save...
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Schumer Saves Cloture Denial in Case He Needs It for Final Boss hard-drive.net/schumer-save...
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Combine Denies Responsibility for Latest Nova Prospekt Inmate Death
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Combine Denies Responsibility for Latest Nova Prospekt Inmate Death
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
theonion.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
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Stickers you can immediately hear.
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Stickers you can immediately hear.
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I hate the “if you think being gay is a choice that’s because you’re closeted and choosing to live as straight” line.
This could only make sense in a world where there was consistency and an internal logic to a bigot’s warped little mind. But there isn’t. They have different rules for themselves.
This could only make sense in a world where there was consistency and an internal logic to a bigot’s warped little mind. But there isn’t. They have different rules for themselves.
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I hate the “if you think being gay is a choice that’s because you’re closeted and choosing to live as straight” line.
This could only make sense in a world where there was consistency and an internal logic to a bigot’s warped little mind. But there isn’t. They have different rules for themselves.
This could only make sense in a world where there was consistency and an internal logic to a bigot’s warped little mind. But there isn’t. They have different rules for themselves.
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Lots of love
#furry #furrys #furryoc #furries #furryfandom #furrycommunity #furryfyp #fyp #fursona #furryart #frencore #frencoreart
#furry #furrys #furryoc #furries #furryfandom #furrycommunity #furryfyp #fyp #fursona #furryart #frencore #frencoreart
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
LMAO it's because of YOU
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
LMAO it's because of YOU
Reddit, AITA for <completely reasonable thing>?
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reddit, AITA for <completely reasonable thing>?
In case you somehow still aren't sure whether Trump is the bad guy or not, his administration plans to eliminate the Internet's favorite independent agency — the U.S. Chemical Safety Board — by 2026.
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www.chemicalprocessing.com/safety-secur...
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www.chemicalprocessing.com/safety-secur...
Chemical Industry Pushes Back on Trump Plan to Axe Safety Watchdog
Industry experts warn that eliminating the Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board would remove a crucial tool for preventing plant disasters, despite the agency's modest...
www.chemicalprocessing.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
In case you somehow still aren't sure whether Trump is the bad guy or not, his administration plans to eliminate the Internet's favorite independent agency — the U.S. Chemical Safety Board — by 2026.
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www.chemicalprocessing.com/safety-secur...
One month ago, this kit of memory was $165. Now it's $489. 💀
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
One month ago, this kit of memory was $165. Now it's $489. 💀
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
Maladaptive daydreaming in the shower has to be one of my favorite pastimes
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Maladaptive daydreaming in the shower has to be one of my favorite pastimes
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"but what about people who" i don't care. put normal headlights on your car or fuck off
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"but what about people who" i don't care. put normal headlights on your car or fuck off
RAM prices making me wanna cry rn.
Right as I'm getting ready to build a new server too. 😭
Right as I'm getting ready to build a new server too. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
RAM prices making me wanna cry rn.
Right as I'm getting ready to build a new server too. 😭
Right as I'm getting ready to build a new server too. 😭
The store page for the #SteamFrame is live!
Now how about a flagship title to release alongside it...? 🥺
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
Now how about a flagship title to release alongside it...? 🥺
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
Steam Frame
VR and non-VR gaming
store.steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The store page for the #SteamFrame is live!
Now how about a flagship title to release alongside it...? 🥺
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
Now how about a flagship title to release alongside it...? 🥺
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
Now considering taking down my #Carrd since I never did this and never really use it lol.
Right now, it's basically just a glorified list of my socials that costs me $19/yr.
Open to suggestions on how I could improve it. Bonus points if anyone shares their own to help give me ideas!
Right now, it's basically just a glorified list of my socials that costs me $19/yr.
Open to suggestions on how I could improve it. Bonus points if anyone shares their own to help give me ideas!
I should add a short bio to my Carrd, but I'm not sure what to write. 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Now considering taking down my #Carrd since I never did this and never really use it lol.
Right now, it's basically just a glorified list of my socials that costs me $19/yr.
Open to suggestions on how I could improve it. Bonus points if anyone shares their own to help give me ideas!
Right now, it's basically just a glorified list of my socials that costs me $19/yr.
Open to suggestions on how I could improve it. Bonus points if anyone shares their own to help give me ideas!
Minecraft's new moderation policies are dogshit, and saying so does not mean I support hate speech. That is a weak ass strawman that people love to jump to instead of debating this issue in good faith.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Minecraft's new moderation policies are dogshit, and saying so does not mean I support hate speech. That is a weak ass strawman that people love to jump to instead of debating this issue in good faith.
It's sad how you can't use the em dash anymore without someone accusing you of being a bot.
I just like grammar. :(
Leave me and my em dashes alone!
I just like grammar. :(
Leave me and my em dashes alone!
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It's sad how you can't use the em dash anymore without someone accusing you of being a bot.
I just like grammar. :(
Leave me and my em dashes alone!
I just like grammar. :(
Leave me and my em dashes alone!