Abbie Jackson
@flojuja.bsky.social
Aka Glade aka Lacsirax. she/her. queer/trans/sleepy/coys. Follow for a confusing mix of music, trans, spurs, Nintendo bullshit. I contain multitudes.
Simping for @cordeliaofseas.bsky.social
Simping for @cordeliaofseas.bsky.social
when do the lies stop?
September 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
when do the lies stop?
People in Australia are really crazy about schnitzels. Schnitzels everywhere. They just can’t enough of them
September 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
People in Australia are really crazy about schnitzels. Schnitzels everywhere. They just can’t enough of them
lesbian sex, or as i like to call it, the double clit experiment
May 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
lesbian sex, or as i like to call it, the double clit experiment
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no horses at the met gala... who even cares then
May 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
no horses at the met gala... who even cares then
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(Points at neovag) this is my hole it was made for me
March 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
(Points at neovag) this is my hole it was made for me
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Australia is terrifying
March 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Australia is terrifying
I know the twin peaks theme is “good” and all but if I made that on garage band I’d be like “huh, neat” then never show anyone, yknow
February 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I know the twin peaks theme is “good” and all but if I made that on garage band I’d be like “huh, neat” then never show anyone, yknow
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get you a girl who:
✅ is in your area
✅ knows the first three numbers
✅ teaches bitches how to swim
✅ is in your area
✅ knows the first three numbers
✅ teaches bitches how to swim
February 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
get you a girl who:
✅ is in your area
✅ knows the first three numbers
✅ teaches bitches how to swim
✅ is in your area
✅ knows the first three numbers
✅ teaches bitches how to swim
Why does “Elon Musk” sound like a background character in Echo
February 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Why does “Elon Musk” sound like a background character in Echo
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me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
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when i feel ok about myself that’s delusion. when i feel bad about myself that’s a clear-eyed assessment of reality. this is a sensible way to live
February 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
when i feel ok about myself that’s delusion. when i feel bad about myself that’s a clear-eyed assessment of reality. this is a sensible way to live
Seeing a lot of discourse about transphobia on my TL so feel like I need to say something: it's only transphobia if it's from the Transphobia region of England*, otherwise it's just sparkling bigotry
* the Transphobia region of England covers all of England
* the Transphobia region of England covers all of England
February 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Seeing a lot of discourse about transphobia on my TL so feel like I need to say something: it's only transphobia if it's from the Transphobia region of England*, otherwise it's just sparkling bigotry
* the Transphobia region of England covers all of England
* the Transphobia region of England covers all of England
I wish they’d invent sex for bottoms
February 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wish they’d invent sex for bottoms
(Olivia Rodrigo who just saw the brutalist) Damn. It’s brutalist out here
February 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
(Olivia Rodrigo who just saw the brutalist) Damn. It’s brutalist out here
Mwee
Deer furry recovering from bottom surgery who keeps licking the salt bath
February 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Mwee
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Tim Burton, Director of Batman (1989): "So Prince, how's the soundtrack coming along for my new film?".
Prince: "Made it real sexy like you asked, Tim."
TB: "What?"
Prince: "Made it real sexy like you asked, Tim."
TB: "What?"
February 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Tim Burton, Director of Batman (1989): "So Prince, how's the soundtrack coming along for my new film?".
Prince: "Made it real sexy like you asked, Tim."
TB: "What?"
Prince: "Made it real sexy like you asked, Tim."
TB: "What?"
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
Now Not Like Us has won all the Grammys, there’s no excuse for Kidz Bop to not have recorded a version yet. Give the people want they want
February 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Now Not Like Us has won all the Grammys, there’s no excuse for Kidz Bop to not have recorded a version yet. Give the people want they want
Woke has gone too far (I’ve had insomnia for like a week)
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Woke has gone too far (I’ve had insomnia for like a week)
Sabrina, the Carpenter
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sabrina, the Carpenter
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Michael Rosens mom would have been so screwed if they were driving through Kansas. Like "look out the window! There's .. uh ... Absolutely nothing!"
January 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Michael Rosens mom would have been so screwed if they were driving through Kansas. Like "look out the window! There's .. uh ... Absolutely nothing!"
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I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs