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@flatsquid.bsky.social
Science, anti-quackery, on the cusp of throwing it all in for unemployment in another country tbqhwy
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When your calendar clearly shows "Do Not Disturb" from 8am-2am but somehow someone still comes to ask you a stupid question 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
Gerda Wegener's "Reclining Nude (Lili Elbe)" 1929 😁
Gerda Wegener's "Reclining Nude (Lili Elbe)" 1929 😁
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
When your calendar clearly shows "Do Not Disturb" from 8am-2am but somehow someone still comes to ask you a stupid question 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
Gerda Wegener's "Reclining Nude (Lili Elbe)" 1929 😁
Gerda Wegener's "Reclining Nude (Lili Elbe)" 1929 😁
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The nuclear codes were 1234.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The nuclear codes were 1234.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
The Louvre security password was Louvre.
Elite sex-conspirators list their names and crimes in emails and birthday cards to one another.
At least Dan Brown had the church disguise its dark secrets by jumbling the letters up and doing mirror writing and lemon juice.
View from my accommodation today and another one for @pombalstoat.bsky.social to tell everyone where I am 😊
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
View from my accommodation today and another one for @pombalstoat.bsky.social to tell everyone where I am 😊
5.30am at Gatwick departure lounge and Wetherspoons is absolutely rammed
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
5.30am at Gatwick departure lounge and Wetherspoons is absolutely rammed
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Watched an ai tiktok of a person cutting a cake that looks like a cat and a pet cat who’s watching freaks out and someone in the comments said ‘this is disgusting’ and someone else underneath wrote ‘its ai’ and the first one replied ‘it doesnt make it right he’ll be traumatised’
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Watched an ai tiktok of a person cutting a cake that looks like a cat and a pet cat who’s watching freaks out and someone in the comments said ‘this is disgusting’ and someone else underneath wrote ‘its ai’ and the first one replied ‘it doesnt make it right he’ll be traumatised’
Urgent call for help on Nextdoor 🧐
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Urgent call for help on Nextdoor 🧐
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November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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So this is the scam DM received. Don’t be fooled, don’t click. Preemptive block is suggested.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
So this is the scam DM received. Don’t be fooled, don’t click. Preemptive block is suggested.
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A lot of folks like to treat it like the other, much bigger, much longer established platforms, with advertising money... bsky team is a tiny group of nerds trying to do something better and different. and they see what you say about them, and they care.
Do people know that Bluesky doesn't make any money
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A lot of folks like to treat it like the other, much bigger, much longer established platforms, with advertising money... bsky team is a tiny group of nerds trying to do something better and different. and they see what you say about them, and they care.
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Hmmm.
Looks like they drive on the right. Should have noticed that earlier.
Too American looking for Vietnam or Cambodia.
Philippines?
Looks like they drive on the right. Should have noticed that earlier.
Too American looking for Vietnam or Cambodia.
Philippines?
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Hmmm.
Looks like they drive on the right. Should have noticed that earlier.
Too American looking for Vietnam or Cambodia.
Philippines?
Looks like they drive on the right. Should have noticed that earlier.
Too American looking for Vietnam or Cambodia.
Philippines?
I'm on holiday. In the spirit of @pombalstoat.bsky.social "photos without context" travel journalism, you're getting, surprisingly enough, travel photos without context. Guess the country! (No reverse image search 🧐)
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I'm on holiday. In the spirit of @pombalstoat.bsky.social "photos without context" travel journalism, you're getting, surprisingly enough, travel photos without context. Guess the country! (No reverse image search 🧐)
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there are very few things that are genuinely a litmus test for intelligence, but getting mad at hearing other languages is on the very short list
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
there are very few things that are genuinely a litmus test for intelligence, but getting mad at hearing other languages is on the very short list
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🔴 Reform UK Just Won Britain’s Least-Prestigious Award – For ‘Promoting Pseudoscience’
Nigel Farage’s party was recognised for “widespread embrace of climate change denialism and antivaccine misinformation.”
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/29/r...
Nigel Farage’s party was recognised for “widespread embrace of climate change denialism and antivaccine misinformation.”
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/29/r...
Reform UK Just Won Britain's Least-Prestigious Award – For 'Promoting Pseudoscience'
Nigel Farage's party were recognised for “their widespread embrace of climate change denialism and antivaccine misinformation.”
bylinetimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
🔴 Reform UK Just Won Britain’s Least-Prestigious Award – For ‘Promoting Pseudoscience’
Nigel Farage’s party was recognised for “widespread embrace of climate change denialism and antivaccine misinformation.”
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/29/r...
Nigel Farage’s party was recognised for “widespread embrace of climate change denialism and antivaccine misinformation.”
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/29/r...
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Offered without comment
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Offered without comment
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An astonishing story
This reminds me of the story of our temporary lockdown cat, Wassail.
Buckle up.
Back during COVID, we had no pets, although our girls dearly wanted one. We were spending more time in the garden just for the fresh air, so imagine their delight when a very friendly cat started visiting 1/x
Buckle up.
Back during COVID, we had no pets, although our girls dearly wanted one. We were spending more time in the garden just for the fresh air, so imagine their delight when a very friendly cat started visiting 1/x
Okay. So. Amazing scenes playing out at the vets when i arrived to pick up Napoleon.
Names changed/removed. But get ready for a lost kitty story with a happy ending.
It starts late last year, when the elderly neighbour of a young couple went into a care home /1
Names changed/removed. But get ready for a lost kitty story with a happy ending.
It starts late last year, when the elderly neighbour of a young couple went into a care home /1
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
An astonishing story
This unfortunately links to FB but it's still an interesting take/skit on chatGPT
www.facebook.com/share/v/1BYx...
www.facebook.com/share/v/1BYx...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This unfortunately links to FB but it's still an interesting take/skit on chatGPT
www.facebook.com/share/v/1BYx...
www.facebook.com/share/v/1BYx...
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Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded.
It was quite the shindig.
It was quite the shindig.
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded.
It was quite the shindig.
It was quite the shindig.
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I cannot recommend @qed enough! If you're not going to the last QED (😭) in person, take advantage of the online streaming tickets! #QEDCon #teamscience #skepticism
October 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I cannot recommend @qed enough! If you're not going to the last QED (😭) in person, take advantage of the online streaming tickets! #QEDCon #teamscience #skepticism
What happened: I answered the door singing stupidly, assuming it was the other half but ofc it was actually Amazon Man 🥴
I shall quench the lights and release the hounds. There'll be no pandering to the whims of manservants in this shire!
October 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What happened: I answered the door singing stupidly, assuming it was the other half but ofc it was actually Amazon Man 🥴
I shall quench the lights and release the hounds. There'll be no pandering to the whims of manservants in this shire!
October 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I shall quench the lights and release the hounds. There'll be no pandering to the whims of manservants in this shire!
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First time this guy has ever made me laugh
September 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
First time this guy has ever made me laugh
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The UK is so transphobic I as an American know what Mumsnet is
September 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The UK is so transphobic I as an American know what Mumsnet is
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And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.