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filmplop.bsky.social
@filmplop.bsky.social
Ludicrous human in a sensible world.
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Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"What's for dinner?"

"Pig bollock"

"Again? We had that yesterday."

"Any more complaining, and you'll get no chocolate mouse cocks for pudding."
th3 alg0r1thm iz bR0k3n.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I for one did not see this coming
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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The boys discover a peculiar cult boasting not one, but two Jesuses. Yowzah! Must be pretty awkward at Christmas. James whisks Alasdair off to the commune of the Agapemonites: a scandalous Victorian sect nestled in the sauciest region of Somerset. (Well, a few miles north of Taunton.)
S6E40 – Somerset Sects
The boys discover a peculiar cult boasting not one, but two Jesuses. Must be pretty awkward at Christmas.
www.loremenpodcast.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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The weekend is here!
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Alasdair bedazzles James with the Old English legend of gold-digging ants. (The ants are also massive. And deadly.)
S6E37 – The Gold Hoard of the Great Ants
Alasdair bedazzles James with the Old English legend of gold-digging ants. (The ants are also massive. And deadly.)
www.loremenpodcast.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Look at that face! Someone please give this special baby a home.
I'm Reece and I'm very stressed in kennels and need a home committed to training me properly. I promise that I will return you with the best cuddles you could ever imagine! More: shorturl.at/FzkWH #adoptdontshop #rescuedogsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky #northwales #northwestengland
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Yeah, well, maybe the Welsh don't wanna hang out with the MoD, either. Can't say I blame 'em with that attitude.

Imagine this headline in Chris Morris' voice and it's almost like Brass Eye is back.

#Wales
#Welsh
#Dragons
#yes_I_am_a_twat.
October 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dead Man's Bollocks.
Bollocks of the Mohicans.
Pale Bollocks.
Chariots of Bollocks.
The Long Good Bollocks.
Some Sunday evening fun.

I’ll go first;

Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Our 2026 Wall Calendars are great for writing in those important events you don’t want to forget. For example, pick a date next year and write in, “Topple Government”. That way you’ll remember to topple the Government.
thelifeofsharks.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Think Michelle Mone should be thrown out of the Lords?

Drop the Forfeiture Committee a line.

Their e mail is: forfeiture@cabinetoffice.gov.uk

www.gov.uk/guidance/hav...
Having honours taken away (forfeiture)
Honours can be taken away from people who have done something to damage the honours system’s reputation. Taking an honour away is called ‘forfeiture’.
www.gov.uk
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB with Paul Whitelaw | Smersh Pod
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September 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Best thing I’ve seen all day ..Thankyou 🇬🇧👏😎💙

Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."

United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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This weeks podcast was recorded live at the Strange Days Festival at the Barge Inn. We talked with some great people on the day, and were on stage with @loremen.bsky.social for some lively discussion. open.spotify.com/episode/1fKM...
Live at the Strange Days Festival
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September 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Some problems in the UK.

Food up 24%
Utilities up 75%
Rents up 22%
Clean rivers 14%
2,500+ Food Banks.

Our Solution. Blame foreigners and put some fucking flags up!
September 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just some photos from the last few weeks. Including the rarely spotted Pikachu cloud.
September 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Why is no-one in any position of power IN OUR BLOODY COUNTRY calling Farage out like this?
Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Shag this, bitches
August 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Can't decide if this is my favourite recent bloop as a standalone or reply to the thread it's in.

Either way🐒👍
“The monkeys have escaped! Where could they have gone?”

*engines start*
August 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The Father Ted we all need right now.
August 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Improve your Thursday by listening to this😃👍
August 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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He’s just been ID’d in a line up.
August 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM