Samantha, Sanguine & Sordid
@fictionaluser.bsky.social
Merging online with reality, slowly 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
Late 30s
Late 30s
Pinned
OK.
I am done with hating myself starting today.
I am done with hating myself starting today.
Jortle Bell Rock
All I Want For Christmas Is Jorts
post a great jorts song from your playlist
Jorts on the Beach
Jorts on the Beach
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Jortle Bell Rock
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gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Kitnine
Kitten
Kitten
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Kitnine
Kitten
Kitten
Pickled porridge
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Pickled porridge
Voting out the lovecraftian horrors 👍
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Voting out the lovecraftian horrors 👍
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i cant reply to u cause idk why, but im so happy !! its crazy how much easier it makes shaving and i rarely hear it talked about
Just shaved with this method and I’m gonna fucking CRYYYY HAPPY TEARS OMGGG THIS IS A GAME CHANGER
It used to take hours to shaveeeee and I just did my entire body in like 20 minsssss THANK YIUU SO MUCHHHHH 😭 😭 😭 🥹 🥹 🥹 🫂 🫂 🫂
It used to take hours to shaveeeee and I just did my entire body in like 20 minsssss THANK YIUU SO MUCHHHHH 😭 😭 😭 🥹 🥹 🥹 🫂 🫂 🫂
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
i cant reply to u cause idk why, but im so happy !! its crazy how much easier it makes shaving and i rarely hear it talked about
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me when someone asks me if i'm doing anything to improve my current situation
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 AM
me when someone asks me if i'm doing anything to improve my current situation
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True posters post for the love of wasting our lives talking to the invisible people who live in the small black rectangle we can't put down.
No true Blusky poster would ever complain about likes.
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
True posters post for the love of wasting our lives talking to the invisible people who live in the small black rectangle we can't put down.
I came third place in a Frotting competition
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I came third place in a Frotting competition
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20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
May 17, 2023 at 7:41 PM
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Getting spit roasted by crucifix dildoes to better feel the holy spirit
January 19, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Getting spit roasted by crucifix dildoes to better feel the holy spirit
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He is not good at the long game, his long game is, so far, as shitty as his short game. And the fact that Poilievre sucks worse doesn't mean Carney gets a pass, would you be okay with a surgeon leaving a sponge in you because the other guy leaves scalpels in patients? My god, have some self respect.
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 AM
He is not good at the long game, his long game is, so far, as shitty as his short game. And the fact that Poilievre sucks worse doesn't mean Carney gets a pass, would you be okay with a surgeon leaving a sponge in you because the other guy leaves scalpels in patients? My god, have some self respect.
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Why the fuck is an foreign authoritarian regime investing in Canada's nation building projects?
This is insane. Carney is a fool and the Liberals have no ethics.
This is insane. Carney is a fool and the Liberals have no ethics.
Qatar to invest in Canada’s major building projects, Carney says - National | Globalnews.ca
Prime Minister Mark Carney says Canada will complete a long-stalled investment agreement with Qatar following his meeting Sunday with Emir Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani
globalnews.ca
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Why the fuck is an foreign authoritarian regime investing in Canada's nation building projects?
This is insane. Carney is a fool and the Liberals have no ethics.
This is insane. Carney is a fool and the Liberals have no ethics.
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It reminded me no one commented on my banner pic for christmas (which is still up) :(
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
It reminded me no one commented on my banner pic for christmas (which is still up) :(
Getting one of those breathalyzer to start your car things but I gotta feed it a new person's cum every time.
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Getting one of those breathalyzer to start your car things but I gotta feed it a new person's cum every time.
Just learning The Rizzler is a real person.
I thought it was a purely fictitious person that you might compare someone to. The most rizzing a person could be.
I guess when I don't care about something I make up my own interpretation and move on.
I thought it was a purely fictitious person that you might compare someone to. The most rizzing a person could be.
I guess when I don't care about something I make up my own interpretation and move on.
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Just learning The Rizzler is a real person.
I thought it was a purely fictitious person that you might compare someone to. The most rizzing a person could be.
I guess when I don't care about something I make up my own interpretation and move on.
I thought it was a purely fictitious person that you might compare someone to. The most rizzing a person could be.
I guess when I don't care about something I make up my own interpretation and move on.
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okay why the fuck does this rorschach guy have hundreds of pictures of me giving head, obsessed much???
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
okay why the fuck does this rorschach guy have hundreds of pictures of me giving head, obsessed much???
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I fixed my bathroom fan after like 7 years.
The future is looking brighter. Wait no, I mean my bathroom mirror is looking brighter because it's not foggy for 10 minutes after a shower.
The future is looking brighter. Wait no, I mean my bathroom mirror is looking brighter because it's not foggy for 10 minutes after a shower.
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I fixed my bathroom fan after like 7 years.
The future is looking brighter. Wait no, I mean my bathroom mirror is looking brighter because it's not foggy for 10 minutes after a shower.
The future is looking brighter. Wait no, I mean my bathroom mirror is looking brighter because it's not foggy for 10 minutes after a shower.
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𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴.
The laundry gods are appeased. For now.
‘𝘋𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯’ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.
The laundry gods are appeased. For now.
‘𝘋𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯’ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.
January 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴.
The laundry gods are appeased. For now.
‘𝘋𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯’ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.
The laundry gods are appeased. For now.
‘𝘋𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯’ 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.
No new pictures - Where's your head?
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
No new pictures - Where's your head?
A+ color.
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 AM
A+ color.